The Secret Singing Guy

The Secret Singing Guy The Secret Singing Guy, does exactly what it says on the tin
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it’s always amazing to catch up with a fellow wedding supplier and there is none more magical than Adam James Reeves, I’...
05/03/2026

it’s always amazing to catch up with a fellow wedding supplier and there is none more magical than Adam James Reeves, I’m off to Benidorm for the rugby and he is off to wherever his magic powers navigate 200 tons of Steele aka Tenerife

Go well bro, catch you on the return

The Cheeky WaiterThe one where the waiter definitely wasn’t just serving drinks…So there you are, minding your own busin...
05/02/2026

The Cheeky Waiter

The one where the waiter definitely wasn’t just serving drinks…

So there you are, minding your own business, sipping prosecco, when suddenly the waiter gets a little too confident.
The tray’s steady, the eyebrows are raised, and BOOM, I’m singing about your table like he’s known you for years.

This isn’t background entertainment.
This is belly laughs, spit-take moments, and guests whispering, “Is this allowed?”

The funniest, naughtiest, cheekiest and absolute best kept secret singer in the wedding and corporate world.
Don’t believe me? Read the reviews. Check the comments.
Or better yet… book me and agree with this post in person. 😏

Choose the Cheeky Waiter if you like your surprises smooth, sneaky, and served with sass.

🔖The Serious Bit (Yes, There Is One)🔖

All bookings come with:
✔️ Invoice
✔️ Contract & T&Cs
✔️ PAT test certificate (venue happy)
✔️ Insurance certificates (venue very happy)

If you want belly laughs, OMFG moments, and memories for life…
Choose between the Cheeky Waiter, Naughty Policeman, or Angry Chef.

👉 Want more info? Drop me a message.
Could this party BE any better? 😎

🚨 THE DEAL OF THE DECADE 🚨The Secret Singing Guy has absolutely lost the plot…Getting married Monday-Friday in March or ...
04/02/2026

🚨 THE DEAL OF THE DECADE 🚨
The Secret Singing Guy has absolutely lost the plot…

Getting married Monday-Friday in March or April 2026? (SOUTH WALES VENUES ONLY)
Then listen up, because this is INSANE 👀

💥 40% OFF Current Prices
Your afternoon wedding breakfast Secret Singing package 💥

Choose your weapon of chaos:
🍽️ Cheeky Waiter
🚓 Naughty Policeman
👨‍🍳 Angry Chef

What you get:
✅ Full self-contained PA system
✅ PAT tested (venue-friendly ✔️)
✅ Fully insured (venue-approved ✔️)
✅ All bookings fully contracted with T&Cs
✅ Zero stress, maximum laughs, unforgettable moments

🔥 Don’t just take my word for it, check out the reviews

This is wedding entertainment your guests will talk about for YEARS.

💬 DM me for full details
📲 Or WhatsApp 07570 050185

⚠️ Limited availability, once these dates are gone, they’re gone.

Entertainment you really can’t pass up 🔥

The Angry ChefThe one where the chef absolutely lost itThe kitchen doors swing open.The chef’s furious.And for reasons n...
13/01/2026

The Angry Chef

The one where the chef absolutely lost it

The kitchen doors swing open.
The chef’s furious.
And for reasons nobody understands… he starts singing about you.

Burnt sausages, overcooked speeches, underprepared best men, nothing is safe.
He’s loud. He’s grumpy. He’s brutally funny.
And somehow… musically brilliant.

This is chaos, comedy, and pure crowd interaction served hot.
No script. No mercy. Just memories you’ll never forget.

The funniest, naughtiest, cheekiest secret singer in the industry.
Don’t believe it? Reviews. Comments. Evidence everywhere.
Or book me and experience the madness first-hand.

The Serious Bit (Yes, There Is One)

All bookings come with:
✔️ Invoice
✔️ Contract & T&Cs
✔️ PAT test certificate (venue happy)
✔️ Insurance certificates (venue very happy)

If you want belly laughs, OMFG moments, and memories for life…
Choose between the Cheeky Waiter, Naughty Policeman, or Angry Chef.

👉 Want more info? Drop me a message.
Could this party BE any better? 😎

The Naughty PolicemanThe one where the party got detained… in the best way possibleEverything’s going fine… until the po...
13/01/2026

The Naughty Policeman

The one where the party got detained… in the best way possible

Everything’s going fine… until the policeman turns up.
Authority? Check.
Attitude? Check.
Cuffs? Oh, absolutely included. 👮‍♂️

Next thing you know, he’s laying down the law with a mic instead of a ticket book, roasting the room, naming names, and causing absolute musical chaos.

This is where “OMG” moments are born.
The kind you’ll still be talking about when Friends reruns are still on TV.

The funniest, naughtiest, cheekiest and most unexpected singer you’ll ever book.
Still sceptical? Reviews don’t lie. Comments don’t blush.
Book me… and get arrested by laughter.

The Serious Bit (Yes, There Is One)

All bookings come with:
✔️ Invoice
✔️ Contract & T&Cs
✔️ PAT test certificate (venue happy)
✔️ Insurance certificates (venue very happy)

If you want belly laughs, OMFG moments, and memories for life…
Choose between the Cheeky Waiter, Naughty Policeman, or Angry Chef.

👉 Want more info? Drop me a message.
Could this party BE any better? 😎

Want fun, chaos and memories that live rent-free forever?Then honestly… the only thing you should be doing is DM’ing the...
09/01/2026

Want fun, chaos and memories that live rent-free forever?
Then honestly… the only thing you should be doing is DM’ing the Secret Singing Guy 😏

That’s the bare minimum you’ll get.
What actually turns up? A whole load of added extras, just for the fun of it 👀

🍽️ Cheeky Waiter
🚓 Naughty Policeman
👨‍🍳 Angry Chef

There’s a guise for every room, crowd and vibe.

And yes, the boring grown-up stuff is covered too:
✔️ Invoices
✔️ Contracts & T&Cs
✔️ Insurance
✔️ PAT testing

I promise, that’s as dull as your experience will get.

So don’t overthink it…
📩 Hit me up now and let’s cause a little (organised) chaos.

🔥🔥🔥CHECK OIT THIS REVIEW LEFT TODAY FROM A FEW MONTHS AGO🔥🔥🔥

Want memories… or do you want stories people shout across the room for years?Because if it’s the second one, you already...
09/01/2026

Want memories… or do you want stories people shout across the room for years?
Because if it’s the second one, you already know what to do 👀

📩 DM the Secret Singing Guy
(Warning: dignity may be lost)

What turns up?
Not just a singer.
A full-blown social experiment disguised as entertainment.

🍽️ Cheeky Waiter - starts arguments
🚓 Naughty Policeman - causes panic
👨‍🍳 Angry Chef - absolutely unhinged

There is no room I can’t read.
There is no crowd I won’t toy with 😏

And yes, before anyone clutches their pearls:
✔️ Invoices
✔️ Contracts & T&Cs
✔️ Insurance
✔️ PAT tested

That’s the only safe thing about this experience.

Everything else?
Pure chaos. Perfect timing. Zero regrets.

So go on…
📩 Slide into the DMs and let’s create legends, not just entertainment

🔥🔥🔥CHECK OUT THIS REVIEW LEFT TODAY FROM NEW YEARS EVE🔥🔥🔥

Sat down for a 1-hour dinner break…Spent 45 minutes of it booking weddings 🤷‍♂️✅ 3 bookings confirmed💷 Fees paid📩 2 inst...
09/01/2026

Sat down for a 1-hour dinner break…
Spent 45 minutes of it booking weddings 🤷‍♂️

✅ 3 bookings confirmed
💷 Fees paid
📩 2 instant enquiries
🕰️ 1 enquiry came back from August

This job really is like buses…
Can have no enquiries for 4–6 weeks, then 6-7 bookings land in a week 🚍🚍🚍

All bookings come with the boring-but-important bits:
✔️ Invoice
✔️ Contract & T&Cs
✔️ Insurance certificate (venues require this but also love this when the supplier actually has this, surprisingly in entertainment don’t)
✔️ PAT test certificate (venues REALLY love this, so much so that if you haven’t got it there will be no performance)

Then you pick your weapon of choice:
🍽️ Cheeky Waiter
👮 Problem Policeman
👨‍🍳 Angry Chef

⚠️ Warning: NOT for the faint-hearted
If you want “safe”, “nice” and “background entertainment”… I’m not your guy.

But if you want guests howling, phones out, jaws on the floor, apart from the bride, I’ll be the most talked-about thing of the day.

Go on… be brave 😈
📩 Enquiries open | Dates go fast

Another review from my timeline from New Years Eve 2025 Secret Singing Policeman doing the rounds🎤 THE SECRET SINGING GU...
05/01/2026

Another review from my timeline from New Years Eve 2025 Secret Singing Policeman doing the rounds

🎤 THE SECRET SINGING GUY 🎤

You didn’t book entertainment…
until suddenly you did.

🔥🔥🔥DON’T JUST BOOK A SINGER/SINGERS WHO WILL SING TO YOUR GUESTS, BOOK THE ONE WHO WILL ENTERTAIN THE SOCKS OFF THEM🔥🔥🔥

🚨 SECRET CHARACTERS AVAILABLE 🚨

👮‍♂️ Secret Policeman – heart-stopping entrance, jaw-dropping reveal
🍽️ Angry Chef – chaos, comedy, then BOOM… vocals
🧑‍🍳 Secret Waiter – blends in quietly, then steals the entire show

One minute it’s awkward…
The next minute the mic comes out, jaws drop, and the party EXPLODES 💥

✅ Fully Insured
✅ PAT Tested
✅ DBS Checked

📄 Every booking includes:
• Professional invoice
• Contract & clear T&Cs
• Zero stress, maximum impact

🎯 Perfect for:
💍 Weddings
🏢 Corporate events

If you want safe and predictable — I’m not your guy.
If you want chaos, class, and a packed dancefloor… let’s talk.

🎤 The Secret Singing Guy
📩 DM to check availability

🎤 THE SECRET SINGING GUY 🎤You didn’t book entertainment… until suddenly you did.🚨 SECRET CHARACTERS AVAILABLE 🚨👮‍♂️ Secr...
05/01/2026

🎤 THE SECRET SINGING GUY 🎤

You didn’t book entertainment… until suddenly you did.

🚨 SECRET CHARACTERS AVAILABLE 🚨

👮‍♂️ Secret Policeman, heart-stopping entrance, jaw-dropping reveal

🍽️ Angry Chef, chaos, comedy, then BOOM… vocals

🧑‍🍳 Secret Waiter, blends in, then steals the show

One minute it’s awkward…
The next minute the mic comes out, jaws drop, and the party EXPLODES 💥

From heart-stopping reactions (yes, best men included 😳🤣) to 30 minutes of absolute bangers, I turn your reception into a moment people talk about for years.

💬 “Absolutely class… smashed the reception entertainment out of the park!”
💬 “Everyone loved it – he made our day extra special 🥰”

✅ Fully Insured
✅ PAT Tested
✅ DBS Checked

📄 Every booking includes:
• Professional invoice
• Contract & clear T&Cs
• Zero stress, maximum impact

Perfect for:
💍 Weddings
🏢 Corporate events

If you want safe and predictable — I’m not your guy.
If you want chaos, class, and a packed dancefloor… let’s talk.

🎤 The Secret Singing Guy
📩 DM to check availability

REVIEW BELOW FROM 03/01/2026

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