Function

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16/04/2024

After coming back from a hard festival on the weekend, i had to supply some vibes that were similar - a fast paced hard techno and Hard groove mix full of different flavors - an hour of stomps as we creep into the summer! Kavik

After coming back from a hard festival on the weekend, i had to supply some vibes that were similar - a fast paced hard techno and Hard groove mix full of different flavors - an hour of stomps as we creep into the summer!

30/03/2022

Looking into the next FUNCTION party guys!
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Anyone fancy a rave in the next couple weekends!? 🖤

Some fresh new talent and some heavy hitters!

27/11/2021

Thanks to all who braved the code red weather to come down last night! Lovely to see all the regulars as well as the new faces 🙏

For those who couldn't make it on the account of the weather we'll be back at it again shortly!

Peace & love from Function! 🖤

26/11/2021

Get yourselfs down to the globe to listen to our banging residents all night for cheap. 5 on the door! 🖤 ✖️ ⛓️

26/11/2021

TONIGHT! see you all on the dance floor. 5 pound entry fee for hard/acid/industrial techno till 3am! ⛓️⛓️⛓️

22/11/2021

We are now down to the week of the event, very exciting times indeed! Our resident Kavik who recently released an EP on Hardwandler Records with two raw, groovy & hypnotic industrial techno bangers will be leading the charge with some primetime techno at Function: All Night Long this Friday at The Globe!

Tickets on RA or OTD, come join us in the abyss ⛓

Kavik - Hide & Seek EPHWR285Release Date: 17.09.2021Full Playlist:https://soundcloud.com/hardwandler-records/sets/kavik-hide-seek-ep-hwr285www.hardwandler-re...

19/11/2021

Only one more week until the purveyors of Newcastle’s underground techno sound plug in the decks and fire up the soundsystem for some aural punishment ⛓

No party line, layers or generator required, as we’re indoors all night long at The Globe 😎

We seriously can’t wait to get right back to it with the regulars & new faces we’ve gained after a summer of cool parties. A reminder that we’re a very inclusive crew - no egos, no aggro and no dress code (techno is for everyone and we like eccentrics!) so come along for a proper tear up in true function fashion ✊

We started the re-release on digital of our back catalogue. For the first time ever Polymeric 8 is now available digitally. Original high quality masters, ne...

31/10/2021

Tickets are live for our next party! 🙏

30/10/2021