DJ Nelly

21/10/2025

Any Middleton or local pubs/ clubs still wanting New Year’s Eve Dj entertainment?

Contact me for details.Over 50 years of experience. Motown to Ibiza club classics. Northern soul to Indi.

26/09/2025

Sad news from the Nestle factory today. A night shift worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking. He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted 'The Milky Bars are on me' his colleagues just cheered.

22/09/2025

26/08/2025

Oh 😅

08/08/2025

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11/07/2025

Oh yeh baby. I’m back as a one off special tomorrow for a friend’s daughters gender reveal. Looking forward to a Saturday afternoon with Dj Cj. Chris Burton.
Woodside club. At least 100 years of Dj ing between us.

08/07/2025

Hahaha! When in Turkey 🇹🇷

19/05/2025

By “easy,” I mean slower than usual. By “weekend,” I mean starting Thursday and ending sometime Sunday night. Definitions are flexible. It's not like i make this sh*t up. oh wait, i make this sh*t up.

11/05/2025

😂 😂 😂