Keep Calm And Book Us

08/05/2025

Here’s a recent Wedding Review feel free to check it out and feel free if you’ve worked with us or booked us before to leave us a review as it really helps her little business ###

★★★★★ "We booked Keep Calm And Book Us for our wedding recently at the Moat in Wrotham. They were absolutely brilliant, such good fun!! We asked for some magic, balloon modelling (for adults!!) and something a little more bespoke - to meet & greet our guests and just have a bit of a laugh ...

03/05/2025

It’s been a busy Day and lots of fun at kent_life_farm and we do it all again Tomorrow and Monday for the May Bank Holiday Weekend come join us for……

11.30pm - Glorious Party Dances - join us for some fun party dances, silly comedy, chances to win some balloon prizes and a Maypole Conga - Big Top

12.30pm - Maypole Dancing - We have the Pole, we have the Ribbons, we have the Music, we even have some basic Dance moves, but we need Maypole Dancers so come have fun and help us - Village Green (next to the Village Hall)*

1.30pm - Fabulous Magic Show - Sit back and relax as we bring a wonderful traditional Family Fun Magic Show that even the big Kids will love. Prepare to be amazed and amused - Big Top

2.30pm - Maypole Dancing - Join us again for some more Maypole madness - Village Green (next to the Village Hall)*

3.30pm - Brilliant Disco - Get up and boogie on down on the Dancefloor for one of our classic Big Top Discos. Top Tunes, Bubbles, Smoke, Lights, Dance Competitions with prizes for the winners and more! - Big Top

Adam and Leanne from Keep Calm And Book Us will be providing all of the entertainment listed above and you’ll be able to see all of our shows and still not miss out on all the other wonderful activities and exciting things to see and do around the rest of Kent Life.

* In the event of bad Weather we will swap the Maypole Dancing for some Party Games in the Big Top

01/05/2025

May Pole Part Two…… This Saturday, Sunday and Monday we will be at the fantastic kent_life_farm for the May Bank Holiday, take a look at this silly short video to see if Adam’s Maypole Dancing has improved

Here’s our timetable for the May Bank Holiday

Saturday the 3rd of May - Monday the 5th of May

11.30pm - Glorious Party Dances - Big Top
12.30pm - Join in with some Maypole Dancing - Village Green
1.30pm - Fabulous Magic Show - Big Top
2.30pm - Join in with some Maypole Dancing - Village Green
3.30pm - Brilliant Disco - Big Top

All that 👆🏼and loads more to see and do all Day at Kent Life

29/04/2025

This Saturday, Sunday and Monday we will be at the fantastic kent_life_farm for the May Bank Holiday, take a look at this silly short video to see what’s going on and to see how Adam’s Maypole Dancing is coming along as well!

29/04/2025

Tonights Quiz Night at The Spitfire Quiz Rounds are the following, Questions with with Green in the answers, Art, General Knowledge, Food & Drink, Current Affairs, Odd One Out, Scattergories, the Film Round is all Films with a Religious Theme, the Sports Round has a possible 10 Points but you can’t use your Joker on it, the Print Out/Photo Round is a possible 20 Points and is famous Film Quotes and we have Two different Music Rounds, One is Disney Films where you get 1/2 a Point for the Film Name and 1/2 a Point for the Song Title and the other is Songs with Flowers in the Title where you get 1/2 a Point for the Song Title and 1/2 a Point for the Artists Name all that as well as the Mystery Losers Round! It’s £2.00p Per Person max 6 to a Team and it’s hell of a fun 👍🏼

Come along and join Kent’s most fun, interesting, different and enjoyable fortnightly Quiz ###

23/04/2025

We are excited to be hosting this wonderful charity night quiz, it’s going to be lots of fun and as always we’re bringing our unique brand of entertainment and quizzory to the occasion. Full details on the poster in the photo below 👇🏼

31/03/2025

Join us for some fantastic fun at the wonderful Kent Life kent_life_farm this Easter Half Term. We will be on hand with our unique brand of entertainment from Saturday the 5th of April to Monday the 21st of April. Three different shows a Day, walkabout entertainment, some prizes and plenty of laughs and smiles. Please see photo for timetable information, any questions leave a comment or message us privately. And please feel free to share the love by liking and sharing this post 👍🏼

31/03/2025

Join us this Wednesday for our April Fools Day special Quiz, just remember if you do go on Wednesday you’ll be the fool as the quiz is on Tuesday, the 1st of April at The Spitfire spitfirekingshill this special unique themed Quiz starts at 8.00pm, teams can have 1 - 6 People in them, it’s £2.00pp and the winning teams prize is £60.00p. The losing team gets to choose the subject of one of the rounds of the next quiz and also gets an April Fools Prank Prize! Our fortnightly quizzes are guaranteed to put a smile on your face and potentially some money in your pocket. So come along and join us for these fabulous rounds…… Two Truths & A Lie, Current Affairs, What The Blank, Science, General Knowledge, Sport, Play That Funky Fooling You Music, P**n Parody Film Or Not A P**n Parody Film, Food & Drink, Trying To Fool You Films, Answer Fool, Previous Quiz Losers Round? And our Photo. Round is Famous Birthday Fools. Our quizzes are always fun interactive lively, interesting different and full of banter. So join us tomorrow and fortnightly for the Keep Calm And Book Us Quiz 👍🏼

26/03/2025

THIS EVENT HAS NOW SOLD OUT

This is booking up fast kent_life_farm we’ll be on hand providing fantastic singing, table magic and suitable background music for this wonderful event so go on treat your Mum or Person who’s like a Mum to you to something special this Sunday ###

17/03/2025

Tomorrow at 8.00pm, Keep Calm and join us for our fabulously fun fortnight quiz each…… Fortnite at the wonderful spitfirekingshill £2.00p each, 1-6 per team, cash prize of £60.00 for the winning team and the losing team gets to choose the subject for the last round at the next quiz (well you’ve got to give them a chance) each round is only 5 questions and we change half of the subjects each quiz. Ours quizzes are honestly not like any other, in a good way, so come along and join in the fun.

Tomorrow’s Rounds are…… Luck Of The Irish, Current Affairs, Adam’s Cryptic Car Clues, Sport, Emoji Musicals, On This Day In History, Music, Food & Drink, Cordial Taste Test, Films In Five Words, General Knowledge, Losers Round and the Photo Round is Famous Disguised As Famous

Make a night of it and get yourself a meal and a drink at the Bar 👍🏼

08/03/2025

Happy International Woman’s Day to all you amazing Women.

Here’s a few Photos of the Amazing, Funny, Talented and Beautiful Power House of a Woman and Co-Owner of Keep Calm And Book Us rosyapples ###

23/02/2025

Annoying Facebook and Instagram aren’t sinking up together and Facebook isn’t seeing all of our posts! We’ve posted one each Day this Week and only one has shown on here on Facebook! Posts getting seen and viewed are important for our little business, so if you click on Reels here on Facebook you’ll get to see them including 5 fun magic tricks and a party package discount code. Hopefully Facebook will fix this problem soon,

Many thanks, Adam and Leanne 😘😘😘😘