The Clapham Grand

29/08/2025

We made it to payday! Our bank balances are full, we’re in the mood for something fun & anything spent today is 💫 girrl moneeey 💫

So if you’re in the mood for a banging night out or boozy brunch, we’ve got just the thing for you. Swipe through to see your upcoming plans…

In the words of the great Donna Meagle: Treat Yo Self!

27/08/2025

Bailey J Mills is heading back to The Grand in a Halloween Spooktacular this October 🎃

Tix:

**THURSDAY 16 OCTOBER / DOORS 6.30PM / SHOW STARTS APPROX ONE HOUR AFTER DOORS** Bailey J Mills is back from the depths of a sold-out UK tour… and this time...

26/08/2025

Coming up this week at The Clapham Grand 🌞

Get final tickets: https://claphamgrand.com/whats-on/
FRI: Bark At The Moon - A Night For Ozzy 🌙
SAT: UK Garage Brunch with Lisa Maffia & crew 🍾
SAT: Bongo's Bingo 🎰
SUN: Guts + Glitter: A Musical Theatre Fundraiser 🎭

23/08/2025

We only book winners, baby! Will we get it right this time...? 🏆

Join us for the RuPaul's Drag Race UK Season 7 Finale 🌟

Your early-bird drag dreams are on sale now for just £10: https://link.dice.fm/Jaf92eb4135f 🎟️

Good luck to all you fab contestants! Just remember - don’t f*ck it up 😂

(Please note: this is the date we expect the finale to take place, we don't have access to insider secrets! If we're somehow wrong we will do it on that day and issue refunds if we can’t. Obvs).

21/08/2025

Spooky season has arrived with two classic Halloween movie nights in our haunted theatre 🦇

The Sanderson Sisters are stirring & we’re ready to do the Time Warp again… 🎃

🧹Hocus Pocus on Tues 28th Oct
💋 Rocky Horror Picture Show on Fri 31st Oct
🎟️ https://link.dice.fm/ub1f33d8e455

Dig out your witchy garms, pucker up those red lips, and book your seats & tables for the floor show… Or, if you’re feeling extra fancy, claim one of our faBOOlous Royal Boxes!

We’ll have all our usual eerie Halloween magic, including our supernatural Dreamteam performers + hosts, cauldron cocktails, haunting decor and monstrous prizes for the best costumes… See you in Salem!

21/08/2025

DO WE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION? 😈

SWEAT. Club Grand’s pop, electronica and dance night returns on Fri 10th Oct 💖

🎟️ All tickets on-sale now: https://link.dice.fm/sweat-oct
📆 11pm-3am, The Clapham Grand

Come party to Kesha, Doechii, Rose Gray, PinkPantheress, Slayyyter, Kim Petras, Charli xcx, The Dare, JADE and many more. DJs announced very soon…

Artwork by the amazing Katie Price

19/08/2025

Swifties, you are in for a treat! 🫶🏻

🎟️ https://link.dice.fm/swiftogeddon-showgirl-25

Taylor’s next album TS12: The Life of a Showgirl comes out on Friday 3rd October and we are hosting an album launch party on that very day 🤩

We’ll be among the first to party to her newest classics on the dancefloor surrounded by other tortured poets, lovers, anti–heroes and TS stans 💗

18/08/2025

Emo lovers, this one’s for you

18/08/2025

Coming up this week at The Clapham Grand, as we go into the Bank Holiday weekend... 🌞

Get final tickets: https://claphamgrand.com/whats-on/
- WEDS: Carnival Concert 🔥
- THURS: Riot Cabaret Pro Wrestling 🤼
- FRI: UK Garage workout, then Bongo's Bingo 🤪
- SUN: Musical Theatre Raves 🤩

15/08/2025

Love movies? Love brunch? Love bottomless bubbles? Well have we got the thing for you! 🎬

🎟️ https://thegrand.info/movies

We’ve got not one, not two, but three of our most loved movie brunches coming up 😍 The limit does not exist on how many times we can rewatch Mean Girls & High School Musical coz We Want It All…

Mean Girls: Sat 4th October 💅
High School Musical 1: Sat 18th October 🤩
High School Musical 2: Sat 15th November 🌊

We’re not like a regular cinema, we’re a cool cinema with dance-offs, fishbowls, discos, costume competitions & of course the films up on our massive 25ft movie screen. We’re Breaking Free and doing brunch our own way! 🍾

14/08/2025

The mother of all drag shows really was just that 🤯

Herr & Me brought us a mega show of all things drag parody last week! We had Absolutely Fabulous moments, leggy Legolas, the cruellest Cruella, huge chemistry between sexy Donkey & girl(!) dragon & the Gleekiest glee moments all rolled into one giant sold out extravaganza 🪩

Feeling the fomo? They’re back in October with another edition of drag Lord of The Rings in the form of You Shall Not Yass… On sale now 🎟️ https://link.dice.fm/you-shall-not-yass-25