RudeFood

Private Chef & Catering Events

29/08/2026

MANIFESTATION IS REAL…. 🫶

23/08/2026

The Art of Gathering

We gather to connect. We gather to celebrate.
We gather to learn, to experience and to grow.
We gather because we need one another.

At the beginning of the year, Rude Food came together with Christie B Yoga for a beautiful retreat in the Ibizan countryside, creating space for people to slow down, move, breathe and reconnect.

For me, retreat cooking has never been about simply putting food on the table. It’s about creating a meaningful space, a place of converstaion where friendships are formed and people leave feeling lighter, stronger and properly looked after.

As a private chef, Iv found that my role is about more than just cooking but about having the ability to create a space, a vibe & a feeling that feels safe, secure & sound.

Beautiful surroundings. Beautiful energy. Beautiful people. My kinda recipe !

Big love to you Christie, for bringing us all together. 🌿🤝

Act Local. Think Global. Live Simple. Love Strong.

Rudes x

16/08/2026

Standing tall, Standing Proud.🏟️⚽️

Rude Food was back for our third year running with the incredible team at 292 Performance | Individualised Coaching & Support, cooking throughout the off-season camp for elite footballers, professional athletes and world-class coaches who all share one thing in common…

The relentless pursuit of getting just 1% better. Over time, those small gains compound into elite performance.

As James A. King puts it “The pursuit of excellence.”

Professional chefs and elite athletes have far more in common than most people realise. They both demand precision, elite performance & unforgiving discipline.

It’s a privilege to play a small part in this journey of 292, fuelling people who dedicate every day to becoming the very best version of themselves.

Even though I’m not on the pitch, I share the same ambition as these athletes and coaches.

Big operations. Big standards. Big rewards.

A massive thank you to everyone at 292 Performance | Individualised Coaching & Support and Nike Football for the continued trust.

A special mention to the legend himself El Capitan - thankyou for having me back once again cheif!

Until we meet again team. 🤝⚽️

Rudes

02/08/2026

Who doesn’t love a pasta dish🍝 ….

After a weeked of dancing Ibiza and catchin beats - this was a perfect hangover cure.

Dare I say that some of my fave dishes I create are after a wee tipple 🍷 & on a Sunday …..

Bon a petit guys - Uk 🇬🇧 inbound, see you all soon

31/07/2026

Rude Food isn’t just about what’s on the plate.

It’s about the places, the playlists, the people, and the feelings that go with it

It’s a lifestyle.

25/07/2026

Another table, Another story

We had the pleasure of kicking off this incredible two week vegitarian retreat alongside the wonderful Vicky Roberts | Yoga Teacher and 🚀 Mentor & Becky Ashtanga Yoga in Horsforth, before my main man Andrew Littler took over and brought it home in absolute style. What a collaboration, top game !

It’s funny how every time you think life can’t get any better, it somehow finds another way to surprise you.

Over the past year, retreats have quietly become a huge part of the Rude Food journey. Alongside weddings, private celebrations, family holidays and bespoke events, we’ve been lucky enough to become part of so many unique experiences. It’s something we’re incredibly proud of, and something we’re excited to keep building.

To every single person who joined us over these unforgettable two weeks - thank you. Thank you for your trust, your energy, your laughter, your kindness, and for reminding us that the best meals are never just about the food… they’re about the people you share them with.

Feeling incredibly grateful to do what I love, in a place I love, surrounded by people chasing the same kind of magic.

Big shout out to ᴍᴀʀᴛɪɴ ᴍɪʟʟᴇʀ ᴘʜᴏᴛᴏɢʀᴀᴘʜʏ & ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏɢʀᴀᴘʜʏ for these cool shots, vibe catching 📸

Until next time folks

Rude

Acting Local. Thinking Global.

🤍🌊🔥

10/07/2026

Another year another blessing with Formentera Retreats

Back in business with Zara Luisa cooking this summer for “The Ladies on horse back”

Incredible people, the rudest of foodest and the kind of peace that’s like trying to find a needle in a hay stack.

It’s funny how a place can feel familiar yet give you something completely new every time you return.

Unbelievably grateful that Rude Food gets to be part of such unique experiences like these.

Here’s to doing what you love, eating well, and remembering that sometimes the richest moments in life are also the simplest.

Until September, Formentera. 🤍

🌊🐎🌿

Shout to Rosie ✨ Ibiza Photographer 📸 for these epic snaps

24/06/2026

Substance over Style

New York subway🗽 Produce hunting for clients.

14/06/2026

This is my recipe book.

These are some of the finest ingredients life has given me. The finest dishes I’ve ever had the privilege of knowing.

Each one unique. Each one bringing something so special to my table.

They’ve inspired me, challenged me, encouraged me, believed in me, and helped shape the person and chef I am today.

Their ways live in my cooking and in my life. Their influence can be found in every plate I serve and every choice I make. They are my inspiration.

Not every ingredient grows in the field.

This is a collection of souls, moments, conversations, laughter, love and lessons that continue to inspire me to do what I do.

Without these people, I wouldn’t be where I am.

This is to those who have walked beside me, lifted me up, and left their mark on my life

The recipe for a good life isn’t found in any book.

It’s the people sat around your table.

22/05/2026

Picture Paradise, we pretty much found it.

An old finca tucked away in the bohemian north of ibiza. Nestled amongst the Benirras valley.
To The Beach That Bongos🪘

A little slice of heaven to be honest with you.

It’s not always about escaping life. Sometimes it’s about remembering how to live it again.

with .sandbanks - and her amazing tribe that joined the space, they made it what it was. Catchin moments in time and counting them blessings.

Safe to say that we all left a little piece of our souls there, down by the sea.

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