West Kernick Tea Garden

West Kernick Tea Garden As the season changes, so are we! From October 1st we are changing, so keep an eye on the page as the changes happen.

We remain open and are still a proud cash only business.

27/07/2026

The Caretaker's poetry corner here at The Tea Garden.

Tiny Neighbours.

At the bottom of the field
In the stinging nettle patch
There is a little house
A roof made out of thatch.

The only way you know
It is even there
Late in the evening
Smoke rises through the air.

He's lit his little fire
To keep it nice and warm
With little tiny logs
He stacks on his lawn.

He's always very busy
He never seems to stop
Sometimes you see him sitting
Upon a mushroom top.

He is very friendly
But he likes to be alone
It's nice this little elf
Has made this place his home.

The Caretaker's poetry can be read here at the Tea Garden, whilst Sitting back and enjoying the hospitality of our unique little place.

26/07/2026

Friday the 24th July, The West Kernick Tea Garden honoured a request to celebrate the life of the lovely Gwendoline Sandra Naylor.
The church service was beautiful and what a wonderful turn out to pay tribute to this lovely lady of our parish.
We were asked to help provide a spread fitting to the memory of lovely Gwen, so sitting down with the family we came up with some fitting delights.
Kevin and myself would like to thank Helen for trusting us, for Sharon making the most amazing hedgehogs, and being such a support to us, thankyou, Jane and the very hard working Lydia for sorting out all the refreshments, JoJo and Brian being an excellent washing up duo, and not forgetting little Frya for writing a job list for Nanny Jane to uncover all the food and get the kettles ready for our return from Church, without these amazing people it would not have been possible.
We would like to thank all involved for helping us make this such a special day to celebrate this very special Lady.
RIP, Fly High lovely Lady, Gwen ###
Kevin and Julie. The Tea Garden.

23/07/2026

Afternoon all 🤗 Due to a run of customer bookings The Tea Garden will be closed Friday 24th until Wednesday 29th. Customer bookings are coming in for August dates, it would be advisable to ring/text me to make sure we're open to avoid disappointment.
Enjoy your days whatever your upto,😁 Kev and Juls xx

01/07/2026

Good afternoon lovelies 🤗, yes we are open today 2pm till 6pm, but prior notice!! Thursday 2nd July we are closing at 3pm because we have a customer booking ☺️ open again Friday 3rd July 1pm. Thanks Julie at The Tea Garden xx

30/06/2026

Got to be this one out from,
"The Caretaker"

The Gambler, my take on life.

From the day you are born
You are dealt a hand
So you pick up the cards
And you play the best you can

Every day that you live
Lay down the cards you choose
But the last hand you play
Will be the game you loose

There are powers all around you
You will never understand
But since you started playing
They've held the winning hand

You can say it is the devil
You can say it's god aswell
When the last hand is dealt
You won't live to tell!!

30/06/2026

The "Caretaker has done it again"

RUN FREE.

There is nothing more beautiful
Than wild horses running free
Exactly as nature intended
The way it's meant to be.

The Stallion that leads them
Is beauty to behold
He's earnt the right to be there
He comes from days of old.

He will lead his herd
Where ever it needs to go
Never stand before him
He's more evil than you know.

He will fight to the death
That's the way it has to be
He will fight forever
So they can run free.

So run this land forever
And run it with my love
And hopefully when you pass
You'll run the heavens above.

19/06/2026

Morning all 😊
"The Caretaker" is at it again, he thought all the Truckers out there might like this one.

Her name is Delta Dawn.

Eighteen wheels a rollin
Smoke pouring from her stacks
Chrome wheels all around
My baby's painted black.

I call her Delta Dawn
We're together everyday
We come from Louisiana
Where the alligators play

Before the sun comes up
We switch her engine on
Then turn on the radio
Find a good old country song

Now she's nice and warm
Our day can now begin
When you push that throttle
She sounds like "Angels sing"

Slowly we climb the gears
The speed is rising too
Best you move aside
Cause Deltas coming through

Together we ride the highways
As the miles roll on by
On a carpet made of tarmac
Beneath a beautiful blue sky

Hope you enjoyed "The Caretaker"

Evening all ☺️ what a lovely evening it is, so nice not to have the rain.The Tea Garden does have some wonderful moments...
13/06/2026

Evening all ☺️ what a lovely evening it is, so nice not to have the rain.
The Tea Garden does have some wonderful moments that take us by surprise, last year Kevin and Maz stayed at our neighbouring Airbnb "WestMoor view" most nights they ate at our Eatery, when here they took some photos of our farmyard friends. To our surprise they were back again this last fortnight, and again ate in our little Eatery most days, Sunday they presented us with the most wonderful painting that Kevin had painted from the photos he had taken last year, we are absolutely made up, "Fred" our beautiful boy is hanging in pride of place in the kitchen for all to see 🤗🥰 Such a wonderful talent Kevin, if interested Kevin will create commissioned pieces, just get in touch.
Thankyou so much Kevin and Maz, enjoy all your future adventures and hope to see you in the not to distant years ###

Today we remember and celebrate a very dear friend, Antony "Tony" May. Such a beautiful service and so proud of his chil...
02/06/2026

Today we remember and celebrate a very dear friend, Antony "Tony" May. Such a beautiful service and so proud of his children and family on this emotional day. We toast your memory my friend with your finger of Rum and "Caretaker coffee" many a laugh had on the bench talking s**t.
We saw you fly, white wings glinting in the sun when we said goodnight to you today, we raise a glass old friend, gone but not forgotten 💙
Fly high with your "Three little birds"
Kev "The Caretaker/Disco" and Juls ###x

Well what a beautiful, glorious day, make sure you slap on the sun cream and a hat for the next few days,🌞The Tea Garden...
23/05/2026

Well what a beautiful, glorious day, make sure you slap on the sun cream and a hat for the next few days,🌞
The Tea Garden once again is fully booked for Lunch on Sunday and most are sitting outside in the lovely weather.
Please remember we are closed Monday and Tuesday but open again on Wednesday 27th.
Enjoy your bank holiday weekend if you're lucky enough to have it off. Myself I will have paint brush in hand painting our new toilet room, so no rest for the wicked 😉😉. Have a good one from the Tea Garden gang xx

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Launceston
PL157SL

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Wednesday 1pm - 6pm
Thursday 1pm - 6pm
Friday 1pm - 6pm
Saturday 1pm - 6pm

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