06/10/2025
Random things I’d do for you as your on-the-day wedding coordinator (that no one tells you about)
Because yes, I’ve held your bouquet and your sanity. 💁🏼♀️
I’m not just here to run the timeline and cue the confetti. I’m also here to:
💬 Be your personal snack dealer.
Yes, I’ve literally hidden protein balls in my bra for a bride before. You’re not fainting on my watch.
🎐 Push prams like I’m on a mission if a baby needs hot laps to fall asleep. Hand me the stroller and I’ve got you.
👗 Bustle your dress, pin your curls, re-stick your b**b tape, and rescue lashes hanging on for dear life.
🍷 Pick up bottles, man the bar when your staff take five, and carry your auntie’s chair back to the marquee.
🎤 Lie to you (lovingly) when things aren’t going to plan.
“It’s all running beautifully!” (Meanwhile I’m sprinting across a paddock with a cake knife and a safety pin.)
🌬️ Fix signage and decorations blowing over in that damn wind.
If I’ve got to wedge it with a rock and a rogue candle, so be it.
🕺 Wrangle rogue uncles, redirect confused guests, and make sure someone grabs Nan a canapé.
And the biggest one?
Make sure you two actually enjoy it all.
Because you didn’t plan this day to stress. You planned it to soak it in, laugh your faces off, and dance until your feet hurt.
Let me handle the rest 🤍