Monkey Bizzness HOCKLEY

23/04/2025

🧸✨ Did you know we are a completely nut-free centre? 🥜🚫

At Monkey Bizzness, we take allergens seriously! Our amazing Chef JoJo has undergone extensive allergen training to ensure extra safety for all our customers. We’ve been proudly nut-free for a few years now, so whether it’s snack time or party time, you can relax knowing we’ve got it all covered! 💪🍪

This is why we strictly forbid any outside food coming into our centre—to prevent cross-contamination and keep those with allergies safe. Your child’s safety is our top priority ❤️

Let’s keep the fun flowing without any worry! 🎉

23/04/2025

🎉 Party Bookings for May & June! 🎉

Got a celebration coming up? May is already getting booked up, and June is starting to fill too—so now’s the time to get your party sorted!

Whether it’s a birthday bash or a special get-together, we’ve got the perfect space for you.

🌟 Book online: www.monkey-bizzness.co.uk
📞 Call us: 01702 202066

Private hires are especially popular, so don’t wait—secure your date today! 🎈🐵

22/04/2025

🌟 Our Next SEN Session – Wednesday 7th May! 🌟

We’re so pleased to be hosting another SEN session on Wednesday, 7th May from 3:30pm–6:00pm! 🕒

These sessions are specially designed to offer a calm, safe, and inclusive space for children with SEN to enjoy and explore at their own pace:
✅ Closed to the public for a quieter, more relaxed environment
✅ No music to create a sensory-friendly atmosphere
✅ A warm and welcoming space where everyone is supported

🍽️ Our popular £2 children’s meals will also be available throughout the session!

📞 Booking is essential, so don’t wait to reserve your place.
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Please help us by sharing this post—we’d love to keep growing this supportive community and provide a space where every child can play comfortably. 💙

16/04/2025

Updated list for our starting school meet ups to include Hadleigh and Earls Hall.
Book your space at https://bookwhen.com/monkeybizznesshockley/e/ev-snk8-20250603124500

16/04/2025

September school places have been announced today!! we are holding our new start school meet ups again this year, book a space to allow the children starting reception in September to get to know their new friends more in a fun environment. Please see the date your school group is invited to come along to play and click the link to book!!
https://bookwhen.com/monkeybizznesshockley/e/ev-snk8-20250603124500

13/04/2025

We have loved seeing the sun this week but who's dreading the rain coming next week?? book now to ensure you have your day out sorted www.monkey-bizzness.co.uk

12/04/2025

Good morning- happy Saturday we are open to the public 12.30-2.30 today x

10/04/2025

Don’t forget Monkey Bizzness Hockley are only open 10-12 today due to private functions - book to avoid disappointment

Monkey Bizzness Hockley Soft Play, with its five-star rated kitchen and huge range of affordable parties, was voted RUNNER-UP in the 2018 Essex Mums Soft Play Awards.

06/04/2025

❌ Closed Today – Sunday, 6th April ❌

Just a little reminder that we are closed today for private hires, but don’t worry—we’ll be back open tomorrow at 10 AM for some Easter holiday fun! 🐰🎉

Join us for FREE activities every day throughout the holidays—no extra charge, just lots of fun! We can’t wait to see you all! 🌸

05/04/2025

It’s the weekend! 🎉 We’re open today from 10:00 - 2:30, and we have a BIG birthday party happening from 10:00 - 12:30!

Come and celebrate with us—we’ve got entertainment and a SPECIAL GUEST (hint: they’re a blue dog! 🐶💙). Don’t miss out on the fun!

Book your slot online for discounted entry and to guarantee your space! See you soon!

05/04/2025

BIZZ-NESS BREAKING NEWS!

Our cheeky mascot Bizz the Monkey is SO excited about our 10th Birthday Party this morning that he’s only gone and BROKEN the booking system!

He’s been checking the guest list every 5 minutes to see who’s coming… and now it’s completely bananas!

But don’t worry – NO BOOKING REQUIRED!
Just swing on down from 10am–12:30pm TODAY and join the party fun!

Mascots, entertainment, music, mayhem… it’s all happening – and it’s all FREE with your entrance!

Bizz promises not to touch the computer again. Probably.

See you soon – it’s gonna be WILD!

04/04/2025

Don’t forget we have our party tomorrow, book now to come and join us celebrate - standard entry price xx
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📣📣IT'S PARTY TIME!! 🤩🥳
Book onto this Saturday mornings session and party with us to celebrate our 10th Birthday, entertainment, fun and games included in your soft play entry price www.monkey-bizzness.co.uk

04/04/2025

Join us TOMORROW 10-12.30pm
For our big birthday bash!!!
We have more than mascots entertainment and a blue dog 😉 will be joining us!!!
Book your slot now for cheaper entry and a guaranteed entry!
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04/04/2025

🐰🌸 Easter Fun at Monkey Bizzness! 🌸🐰

The Easter holidays are nearly here, and we’ve got something special planned for you! 🎉

Join us every weekday for FREE activities—no extra charge, just come along and take part! From crafty fun to exciting games, there’s something for everyone.

We can’t wait to see you all for some Easter holiday fun! Who’s coming? 👇✨

Book your slot online for a discounted entry rate : www.monkey-bizzness.co.uk

04/04/2025

🚧 Travel Reminder – Plan Ahead! 🚧

If you’re visiting Monkey Bizzness, please be aware that gas works are ongoing on Aldermans Hill in Hockley, which may cause delays.

To make sure you don’t miss out on any of the fun, we recommend allowing extra time for your journey! 🚗💨

We can’t wait to see you soon for another fantastic visit! 🎉✨

03/04/2025

📣📣IT'S PARTY TIME!! 🤩🥳
Book onto this Saturday mornings session and party with us to celebrate our 10th Birthday, entertainment, fun and games included in your soft play entry price www.monkey-bizzness.co.uk

02/04/2025

🎉 10 Days of Deals – Day 9! 🎉

Thinking of booking a party? Tomorrow only – Thursday, 3rd April – get 10% OFF all party bookings! 🎂🎈

📅 Book today, party later! This offer applies to ANY future party date, but you must book tomorrow to claim your discount.

📲 Secure your party now 👉 www.monkey-bizzness.co.uk

🔥 PLUS, don’t forget:
🎟️ Friday – We announce the winner of our Annual Pass competition!
🎉 Saturday – Our BIG Birthday Bash (10:00-12:30) with More Than Mascots Entertainment!

It’s a week full of fun – don’t miss out! 🎊

01/04/2025

🍽️ 10 Days of Deals – Day 8! 🍽️

This Wednesday, 2nd April, enjoy £1 kids’ meals all day! 🎉

How to claim:
✅ Quote “£1 kids meals” at the café when ordering.
✅ Available all day for full-paying customers or annual pass holders.
✅ Selected kids’ meals only.

Don’t miss this delicious deal – book your play session now! 👉 www.monkey-bizzness.co.uk

T&Cs apply.