Keith Hards - DJ & Music Producer

14/09/2026

Years of marriage… and it all comes down to one question:
WHAT’S FOR TEA?

Here’s my brand‑new Wurzels‑style anthem about freezer archaeology, 2019 mystery meals, scrumpy, and the eternal domestic battle of “I don’t mind” (when we absolutely DO).

Enjoy the chaos — and tell me what YOU had for tea tonight.

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A full‑blown Somerset musical crisis about the greatest challenge i...

19/05/2026

NEW TRACK OUT NOW!
I’ve just dropped my rework of Brothers Johnson’s Stomp! — rebuilt, re‑imagined, and lifted into something completely new.
If you like disco, funk, or anything that makes the floor move… this one’s for you.

🎧 Take Me Higher
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🎵 TAKE ME HIGHER — A 2026 Rework of Brothers Johnson’s “Stomp!” 🎵 This track started with a simple idea: what if one of the most iconic disco‑funk grooves...

14/04/2026

New track just dropped — Southwest Nights.
A tribute to the 90s nights out we’ll never get back… Millennium, Berties, Tall Trees, Gossips, The Colosseum, Loft, Flares — all the places that made the South‑West come alive before the world went online.

If you remember the queues on Union Street, the neon glow, the mates, the chaos, the freedom… this one’s for you.
A whole era, gone — but never forgotten.

🎧 Watch the video here:
👉 https://youtu.be/GfOFlxfzE6w

Let me know which club you remember most.

Southwest Nights is a tribute to a whole era of nightlife in Cornwall and Plymouth — the 90s club scene that shaped a generation before the world went online...

10/04/2026

New song out today! Brand New Pair o’ Trainers - Somerset themed Scrumpy n Weston track.

Woo‑arr! What if The Wurzels were born later and became Somerset sneakerheads instead of farmers?
Here’s my brand new novelty‑folk mashup: Brand New Pair o’ Trainers — a scrumpy‑fuelled anthem celebrating fresh creps, muddy fields, and West Country charm.

Woo‑arr! What if The Wurzels were born later and became Somerset sneakerheads instead of farmers? Here’s my brand new novelty‑folk mashup: Brand New Pair o’...

03/04/2026

NEW MUSIC VIDEO OUT NOW!
I’ve just dropped a completely ridiculous Eurodance parody about a fictional “Big Bully President” who throws tantrums, claims every country he sees, and generally behaves like a cartoon villain with a synth budget.

It’s loud, it’s silly, it’s vocoded, and it’s absolutely not about anyone real 😂— just pure dancefloor chaos for the fun of it.

🎧 Watch the full video here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOS-XzvoZ_Y

If you enjoy unhinged Eurodance energy, conspiratorial nonsense, and characters who shout “MINE!” at oceans, this one’s for you.

Let me know what you think — and share it if it made you laugh!

A brand‑new Eurodance parody about a completely fictional “Big Bully President” who stomps around the world, throws tantrums, and claims every country he see...

31/03/2026

Puzzle Bobble Goes FULL Vengaboys – Everybody Party!!
Puzzle Bobble meets the Vengaboys… and somehow it works?!
I turned the classic Puzzle Bobble theme into a full‑on Eurodance party bus anthem, complete with 90s club energy, bright synths, and a whole lot of chaos.

This remix was made just for fun — a nostalgic mashup of arcade vibes, holiday‑club dance music, and pure cartoon energy.
If you grew up with Puzzle Bobble, Bubble Bobble, or late‑90s Eurodance… this one’s for you.

Puzzle Bobble meets the Vengaboys… and somehow it works?! I turned the classic Puzzle Bobble theme into a full‑on Eurodance party bus anthem, complete with ...

24/02/2026

I’ve finally done it — my debut album The Digital Dancefloor is now live on Spotify.
This whole project started as a bit of fun, then turned into late nights, experiments, chaos, and somehow… a full album.

It’s a little love letter to disco, digital toys, and the feeling of stepping onto a dancefloor for the first track of the night.

If you want to check it out, here’s the link:
https://open.spotify.com/album/6lFL9KNCVOWOUM7st6kv71

Thanks to everyone who’s been cheering me on — you lot kept this moving.