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20/03/2026

🧐⁉️🙋🏻‍♀️Our next QuizNights….

17/03/2026

Sun's out! 🌞 🌞 🌞 Get a round in! 🍻 🍻 🍻
Now pouring:
🍺 A zesty strawberry and rhubarb table sour from the weirdos ...
🍺 KRUSHIN' IT, a hoppy, heady DIPA from Cumbrian favourites
Plus 8 more tap lines to pick from and a big selection of cans for takeout...

11/03/2026

Your mam deserves a pint 🫡🍻
📢 Mother's Day is THIS SUNDAY and we've got you:
Gift-Vouchers, Gift-Sets, plus loads of lovely
tinnies and bottles ready for you now because
Your. Mam. Deserves. A. Pint 👍
*DiscoKev not available to purrchase.

08/03/2026

✊️Happy International Women's Day🍻
Raise your glass to all the amazing, unstoppable women out there. Today we celebrate the power, resilience and brilliance of women everywhere who uplift, support, inspire and stand together ✊️
📢Personal SHOUT OUTS from our own KITTchBITCHES to...
👭The women of + who we collaborated with to make our beer, Not Just A Pretty Pint (pouring NOW. Get some!). Thanks for making us feel so welcome and for a super fun day of women lifting each other up (literally - brew equipment is TALL, yo!).
👭👭The Matriarchy of Hawkshead.
Do you know that many amazing independent businesses in our village are women owned and led!?
Go show them some love on your next visit!.......
Fiona
Harriet
Jo
Jo
Jo
Tracey
Annie
Holly
Maria
Amy
Hanne
Dawn
Vita
Kellie
Kate
Carola + Trish
(DM me if I've missed you!)
👭Our m**s, who are a bunch of bad bi***es 👋
👭👭👭👭👭👭All the many many QUEENS who continue to inspire us past, present and future 💛
❤️

23/02/2026

🌯🐸Holy Motherforking ShirtBalls🦒📚
The second of our Superfan-Special Quizes this year will be taking place in July (we're on a Jeremy Bearimy timeline here guys).
DM or call 077593 45909 to book.

22/02/2026

9 9 !!!! 🙌
Two Superfan-Special Quizes coming this year, starting with our Brooklyn 99 Quiz 🍜👮‍♂️🚨
30th April, 6:30pm.
Written by our own superfan, Frankie.
DM or call 077593 45909 to book.

21/02/2026

🍻NEW GUEST BEERS pouring this weekend...
☀️Sundialer 5% Pale Ale
+
🌒West Coast IPA x 7% Super happy IPA

20/02/2026

Our awesome house-beers, CATPISSED + LA'AL P***Y, are now available in tinnies!! 🙌🙀🍻
Each purrchase, keg or can, supports our family of rescue cats 😻
BLACK CAT stout also available in tinnies SOON.
Beers by +
Cat Portraits by
Posing + tasting by Leon, Frankie + Luke.

16/02/2026

👍Sorted!!! We've got beer flowing again, running water, and no leak 🙌🙌🙌
Come and join us for a pint! Just let me run for a p**s first 🏃‍♂️🥵
Shop + Bar OPEN until 8pm.
Lounge back open on Wednesday after we've tidied up and put a wall back 😅😭

15/02/2026

We've found the bastard leak but can't get what we need to fix it until tomorrow (Monday) 😒💦
Opening hours for the rest of today + Monday are as follows, and we're hoping to be back to normal from Tuesday at the latest 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
Thanks for bearing with us and being patient. Extra thanks if you've popped in for a beer or are planning to do so later or tomorrow, we've got some big repair costs to cover and every pint helps 🙏🙏🙏🙏🫠
Today: Bar + BeerShop open until 8pm.
Monday: BeerShop open 12-8pm, Bar + Lounge TBA- our water will need to be turned off for an amount of time while we fix the leak, meaning we cannot provide tap-water or toilet facilities, meaning we can't serve booze for consumption on-site, only to take-away, until these facilities are available again 😮‍💨😪
Aiming to be serving delicious beer again tomorrow afternoon, but how long is a piece of string?!?!🙈
We'll share an update as soon as possible 👍
Xx

14/02/2026

Fun Times. We certainly weren't planning on spending a sunny, busy Saturday afternoon watching the ceiling p**s itself 😅😭🫠
THANKS FOR BEARING WITH, if you did 🙏🎺
We have isolated the problem and cleaned up and are good to go for now...
If you are coming to our ANTI-VALENTINES QUIZ tonight, please PRE-EMPT your pees as we only have one toilet in action 👍
SUNDAY: The Shop will be open tomorrow from 12. The Lounge will hopefully open tomorrow afternoon, depending on how quickly we get the problem fixed - we’ll have to turn our mains-water off and can’t sell you booze to drink on site without functioning bogs.
We will be doing our best, please be patient. 🫠

09/02/2026

Join us this Saturday for very special Anti-Valentine’s Quiz! 💔🖤
For the cynics, the singles and the misanthropes…
Can your team identify the movie based on the picture of a crying character? 😭
Can your team fill in the blanks on some toe-curlingly cringy wedding toasts?🥂🍾
Do you know the words to everyone’s favourite break-up songs?🎶💔
Does anyone care? 💅
If these random prompts tickle your fancy, then join us for a trivia filled evening of good beer, good vibes and some good, healthy competition.
SATURDAY 14TH FEBRUARY. 6.30pm.
To book, DM or call us on 7759 345909

Address

The Square
Hawkshead
LA220NZ

Website

http://www.KITTCHEN.co.uk/

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