07/04/2026
I’m very upfront about my £900 fee 💷
When I share what I charge to create and deliver a ceremony, the reactions I get vary wildly. Sometimes I see people immediately rule me out. Sometimes, there’s an enthusiastic “Is that all?!”
The real ones completely get it ✨
To some, it might look like you’re paying for 30 minutes of talking on the day. But that half hour is just the tip of the iceberg. Behind every seamless, laughter-filled, tear-jerking ceremony is an average of 50 hours of behind-the-scenes work.
Here is what that £900 actually looks like:
Deep-dive storytelling - Hours spent getting to know you, unearthing the quirks, the inside jokes, and the heart of your love story.
The writing process - Drafting, refining, and polishing a bespoke script completely from scratch so it sounds exactly like you, not a copy and paste template.
The logistics - Venue visits, timeline planning, rehearsals, and coordinating with your other suppliers to make sure everything flows flawlessly.
The unseen labor - The absolute, undeniable emotional investment I pour into every single couple.
I don’t just show up, read from a script, and leave. I care deeply about your day. I’m your sounding board, your hype person, and your calm in the storm. When you’re holding back tears, I’m right there with you (and with tissues!)
£900 isn’t just for a ceremony. It’s for the peace of mind that comes from knowing the absolute most important part of your wedding day is in the hands of someone who cares about it almost as much as you do.
If you just want someone to show up, read from a folder, and head home, I’m probably not your person. But if you want a ceremony that sets the tone for the entire day and is built entirely around you? Let’s get to work🥂