The Albany

The Albany The Albany is a family-run venue in Greenock. There’s something for everyone at The Albany. We also have a fantastic movie themed cocktail menu.
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As well as our shows, we have great bands playing in our bar on Friday nights, introducing some of Inverclyde’s newest talent! Our brand new menu is available with some of your old favourite dishes and lots of new ones!

We now have 4 tickets available for 🎭 THIS WEEKEND 🎭Join us for a stage adaptation of the sequel to Trainspotting, set t...
03/09/2026

We now have 4 tickets available for

🎭 THIS WEEKEND 🎭

Join us for a stage adaptation of the sequel to Trainspotting, set two decades later. What has happened to Renton, Sickboy, Spud, and Begbie?

Adapted by Davie Carswell, the writer behind The Tommy Burns Story and Glasgow Kiss, P***O began as a fifty-minute one-act play, selling out its run at the Pleasance during the Edinburgh Fringe ’22.

The extended two-hour version has already seen two sold-out performances at the Glasgow King’s and is now touring the UK, with a triumphant seven-week sold-out run at the Arts Theatre in London’s West End, where it was nominated for Best New Play at the What’s On Stage Awards.

Expect swearing, drug references, sexual language, and plenty of outrageous antics—just as you’d anticipate!

🗓️ Saturday, 5th September 2026 @ 2:30 PM

🎟️ £22.50

Click here for tickets

(https://www.ticketsource.com/thealbany/porno/e-bbeboq)

⚡🕷Spiders On Mars🕷⚡No safety nets, no laughing gnomes, no silly wigs… just the music of Bowie played as hard and as hone...
03/09/2026

⚡🕷Spiders On Mars🕷⚡

No safety nets, no laughing gnomes, no silly wigs… just the music of Bowie played as hard and as honestly as we can.

Formed in 2004 in Glasgow, Spiders On Mars is a six-piece band of fabulous musicians who are bonded by a love for the music of the 20th Century’s greatest musical icon.

From the anthemic Heroes to the disco-funk of Let’s Dance. With over 40 classic hits and fan favourites to draw upon as well as special “full album” performances, Spiders On Mars are not a tribute band, Spiders On Mars are a rocking tribute to the music of David Bowie.

🗓️ Saturday 12th September @ 8:30pm
🎟️£20.00
Don't miss out!
https://www.ticketsource.com/thealbany/spiders-on-mars-david-bowie-tribute/e-zkpbmb

02/09/2026

💜 A SPECIAL HELLO FROM K-POP UNIVERSE! 💜

The K-Pop Universe team have sent us a little message from their latest show — and they’re SO excited to come to The Albany! 🇰🇷✨

We can’t wait to welcome them to Greenock for an incredible night packed with high-energy performances, amazing vocals and spectacular dancing! 🎤💃🏻🔥

📍 The Albany Theatre, Greenock
📅 Saturday 19th September

Have you got your tickets yet? 👀💜

https://www.ticketsource.com/thealbany/kpop-universe/e-grlzzb

🎶 SLADE UK 🎶Get ready to relive the glory days of glam rock as Slade UK bring their electrifying live show to The Albany...
02/09/2026

🎶 SLADE UK 🎶

Get ready to relive the glory days of glam rock as Slade UK bring their electrifying live show to The Albany this November. Celebrating one of Britain’s most iconic bands, Slade UK faithfully recreate the look, sound and raw energy of the original Slade, the hitmakers behind timeless anthems like “Cum On Feel the Noize” and “Merry Xmas Everybody.”

Since 2011, Slade UK have been wowing audiences across the UK and Europe with their high-octane performances, capturing the spirit of a band that dominated the charts with 17 consecutive Top 20 hits and became one of the defining acts of the 1970s . Expect big riffs, bigger singalongs, and a night packed with nostalgia, fun, and pure rock ’n’ roll.

Don’t miss your chance to experience the sound, style and swagger of Slade—live and loud!

🗓️ Friday 27th November @ 8:30pm
🎟️ £21.00
Get your tickets now!
https://www.ticketsource.com/thealbany/slade-uk-tribute-act/e-pdvbxj

Our Christmas program is out tomorrow. Filled with amazing events! Swing by to pick up a copy. 🎄
01/09/2026

Our Christmas program is out tomorrow. Filled with amazing events! Swing by to pick up a copy. 🎄

🎭 THIS WEEKEND 🎭A stage adaptation of the follow up novel to Trainspotting. Set 20 years after Trainspotting, what has b...
01/09/2026

🎭 THIS WEEKEND 🎭

A stage adaptation of the follow up novel to Trainspotting. Set 20 years after Trainspotting, what has become of Renton, Sickboy, Spud & Begbie?

Adapted by Davie Carswell, writer of The Tommy Burns Story and Glasgow Kiss.
P***O started out as a fifty minute one act, with a sold out run at the Pleasance as part of the Edinburgh Fringe ’22.

The two hour full length version has since had two sold out runs at the Glasgow King’s, before going on to a UK wide tour, culminating in a 7 week sold out run at the Arts Theatre in London's West End where it was nominated as Best New Play in the What’s On Stage Awards.

Contains swearing, drug use, language of a sexual nature and hysterical shenanigans. As if you’d expect anything else!

🗓️ Saturday 5th September 2026 @ 2:30pm
🎟️ £22.50
Click here for tickets 👇🏻
https://www.ticketsource.com/thealbany/porno/e-bbeboq

🍽️Sunday Roast🍽️Enjoy a beautifully prepared Sunday dinner with your choice of roast beef or roast chicken, served with ...
30/08/2026

🍽️Sunday Roast🍽️

Enjoy a beautifully prepared Sunday dinner with your choice of roast beef or roast chicken, served with golden roast potatoes, Yorkshire pudding, seasonal vegetables, and rich gravy.

Add our soup or cheesecake of the day to enjoy 2 courses with a wine or beer for just £25, or add both and indulge in 3 courses with a wine or beer for only £28!

Call or book online to reserve your table!
📞 - 01475 866100
🧑🏻‍💻 - https://shorturl.at/e8yn6

🎶 Pink Floyd by Candlelight 🎶A fully seated, intimate 90-minute acoustic concert featuring acoustic guitars, violin, and...
29/08/2026

🎶 Pink Floyd by Candlelight 🎶

A fully seated, intimate 90-minute acoustic concert featuring acoustic guitars, violin, and powerful male and female vocals, performing carefully crafted interpretations of Pink Floyd’s music.

Set within a warm, candlelit atmosphere, this performance is designed for focused listening and a more immersive experience than a traditional loud concert. The arrangements are stripped back and expressive, allowing the songs to breathe in a calm and reflective setting.

This is not a standing gig. It is a seated concert created for those who want to experience the music up close in an intimate environment.

🗓️ Saturday 10th October @ 8:00pm
🎟️ £25.00
On sale now!
https://www.ticketsource.com/thealbany/pink-floyd-by-candlelight/e-jzpjar

⚡🕷Spiders On Mars 🕷⚡No safety nets, no laughing gnomes, no silly wigs… just the music of Bowie played as hard and as hon...
28/08/2026

⚡🕷Spiders On Mars 🕷⚡

No safety nets, no laughing gnomes, no silly wigs… just the music of Bowie played as hard and as honestly as we can.

Formed in 2004 in Glasgow, Spiders On Mars is a six-piece band of fabulous musicians who are bonded by a love for the music of the 20th Century’s greatest musical icon.

From the anthemic Heroes to the disco-funk of Let’s Dance. With over 40 classic hits and fan favourites to draw upon as well as special “full album” performances, Spiders On Mars are not a tribute band, Spiders On Mars are a rocking tribute to the music of David Bowie.

🗓️ Saturday 12th September @ 8:30pm
🎟️£20.00
Get your tickets today!
https://www.ticketsource.com/thealbany/spiders-on-mars-david-bowie-tribute/e-zkpbmb

🎭 Exciting Update: Irvine Welsh’s P***O 🎭We’re thrilled to announce that Jordan Young will join the cast of Irvine Welsh...
28/08/2026

🎭 Exciting Update: Irvine Welsh’s P***O 🎭

We’re thrilled to announce that Jordan Young will join the cast of Irvine Welsh’s P***O for select performances! As Liam Harkins heads to the Toronto International Film Festival, Jordan will step in as Renton at The Albany, Eden Court Theatre, and The Tivoli Theatre.

Known for his captivating performances as ‘Alex Murdoch’ in River City and ‘PC Jack McLaren’ in the BAFTA-winning Scot Squad, Jordan brings a wealth of talent to the role. His impressive credits include appearances in Vigil, Doctors, Shetland, Bob Servant, Law & Order, Rebus, Rab C Nesbitt, and Still Game.

On the big screen, you might recognize him from Filth (Logie Pictures) and Grow (Sky Originals). His extensive theatre experience includes collaborations with the National Theatre of Scotland, The Old Vic, Oran Mor, and the Royal Lyceum.

Don’t miss this chance to see Jordan take on the iconic role of Renton in a show that has captivated audiences across the UK!

🗓️ Saturday 5th September 2026 @ 2:30pm
🎟️ £22.50
👉 Click here for tickets: www.ticketsource.com/thealbany

Warning: Contains swearing, drug use, language of a sexual nature, and hysterical shenanigans—just what you’d expect from this wild ride!

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