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Monday 9am - 5:30pm Tuesday 9am - 5:30pm Wednesday 9am - 5:30pm Thursday 9am - 5:30pm Friday 9am - 5:30pm Saturday 9am - 5:30pm

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Grumpy Grandpa Durty Burgers

Name: Grumpy Grandpa Durty Burgers
Address: Gloucester, GB
Telephone: +447958180108

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Based in Gloucester. No nonsense. Just durty, delicious burgers. Now get off my lawn and come grab one.

Serving up the best damn burgers you’ll ever eat – made with top-notch ingredients and cooked by an actual qualified chef (not some YouTube wannabe).

13/06/2026

Dinner inspo 😍🍔

11/06/2026

😤🍔 STILL GRUMPY. DON’T WORRY. 🍔😤
Not quite as grumpy as we’d hoped… but we’re working on it.
One thing that hasn’t changed?
These burgers are still done properly. 🔥
Not built by someone whose entire cooking experience is “air fryer content.”
Cooked by a real chef.
With skill.
With fire.
Come taste the difference for yourself 🍔✨

09/06/2026

“WE’RE NOT A FANCY FOOD PAGE” 😤🍔
You know what you’re getting with Grumpy Grandpa.
Not:
❌ tiny portions on wooden boards
❌ menus with words nobody understands
❌ burgers stacked so high you need scaffolding
Just:
✅ Big dirty burgers
✅ Proper seasoned fries
✅ Cheese sauce everywhere
✅ Coffee, tea & soft drinks to keep society functioning

The Homegirl.
The Twisted Cousin.
The Grumpy Grandpa Favourite.

Honestly the menu sounds like a family argument.
No photos yet…
mainly because we’re too busy cooking and muttering at each other.

You eat it.
You tell people.
That’s how this works 🤝

04/06/2026

🧀 NATIONAL CHEESE DAY 🧀
Right then… settle this for us 👇
Shall we go EXTRA CHEESE today? 🍔🧀🔥
👍 = Yes, pile it on
❤️ = Absolutely drown it in cheese
😮 = You’ve already gone too far
Loaded fries, cheesy burgers, proper cheese pulls… sounds like a good Thursday to us 😋

03/06/2026

No food stylists. No influencer launch nights. No bloke called Tyler filming our burgers in slow motion while saying “broooooo” 😴
It's just us… stood in a van…
We’re not the trendy burger place with a 3 month waiting list and burgers served on roofing materials.
But if you want a proper dirty burger that actually fills you up instead of looking pretty on Instagram…
You know where we are (And yes, obvs she is AI - the burger is real)😤🍔

02/06/2026

People keep asking:
“Have you got any photos of the food?”

No.
Because every time we cook it… somebody eats it before we can take one 😒

So instead, here’s the menu.
Highlights include:
🍔 The Twisted Cousin
🍔 The Spoilt Brother
🍔 The Son
🍟 Millionaire Fries
🌯 Noisy Neighbour Gyros
🥓 Breakfast Baps for people hanging on by a thread

And yes…
you CAN add an extra patty for £2.50 because apparently some of you enjoy heart palpitations.

No artistic drizzle shots.
No cinematic burger modelling.

Just filthy food and bad attitudes ❤️

29/05/2026

🍔🚨 FIND THE GRUMPY HATCH THIS WEEKEND 🚨🍔
We’re out and about again this weekend serving up freshly cooked burgers, loaded fries, and all the good stuff 😋🔥

📍 Friday
At The Crown, Kempsey

📍 Saturday
Widden Rugby Club

📍 Sunday (from 3pm)
Longlevens Community Centre

Bring the family, bring your mates, and bring a proper appetite 👋🍔
Fresh food, good vibes, and plenty for everyone to enjoy. See you at the hatch! ✨

28/05/2026

🎉🍔 NATIONAL BURGER DAY 🍔🎉
Listen carefully.
This isn’t a suggestion.
This isn’t a “nice idea.”
This is the law of the land.

It’s not a celebration…
It’s a requirement. 😤🔥

We’re firing up the grill, stacking them high, and serving the kind of burgers that make silence fall at the first bite.

No speeches needed.
Just come hungry.

We’ll handle the rest. 🍔💥

26/05/2026

NO FILTERS. NO FANCY PHOTOS. JUST FOOD.” 🍔😤
Right then…
Apparently in 2026 every food business is supposed to have:
📸 slow-motion cheese pulls
📸 burgers balanced on tiny roof tiles
📸 chips in miniature shopping trolleys
📸 and a bloke with a beard sprinkling salt from 4 foot away

We haven’t got any of that.
What we DO have is:
🍔 Proper smash burgers
🍟 Dirty loaded fries
🌯 Chicken wraps & gyros
🥓 Breakfast baps
☕ Coffee strong enough to restart your life

No photos.
No influencers.
No nonsense.

Just turn up hungry and trust the process.

(And yes… “Grumpy Grandpa Favourite” is still absolutely ridiculous in the best possible way.)

📍Catch us while you can this summer because we’re all over the place with pop-ups and events 😤

22/05/2026

🍳 BREAKFAST. ALL. DAY. 🍳
Because not everyone is up at the crack of dawn… and honestly, we don’t judge.
Our breakfast rolls are stacked proper:
🥓 Thick-cut bacon from local butchers .browns.butchers
🍞 Fresh bread from Drapers Bakery in Tewkesbury

Whether you roll up at 10am, 2pm, or 4pm defeat mode… we’ve got you covered.
Just turn up hungry. We’ll handle the rest. 🍔😌
📍 Grumpa Grandpa’s Burger Van
Outside J&S Accessories
Meteor Business Park, Staverton
🕘 Tuesday – Friday | 9am–4pm
📞 Telephone orders: 07958 180108

Address

Gloucester

Opening Hours

Monday	9am - 5:30pm
Tuesday	9am - 5:30pm
Wednesday	9am - 5:30pm
Thursday	9am - 5:30pm
Friday	9am - 5:30pm
Saturday	9am - 5:30pm

Telephone

+447958180108

Website

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