Grumpy Grandpa Durty Burgers

Grumpy Grandpa Durty Burgers Based in Gloucester. No nonsense. Just durty, delicious burgers. Now get off my lawn and come grab one.

Serving up the best damn burgers you’ll ever eat – made with top-notch ingredients and cooked by an actual qualified chef (not some YouTube wannabe).

ANOTHER HEATWAVE?! Seriously? Who ordered this?!❌ NO CHIPS TODAY! 🍟🚫It’s simply too hot in the van to have the fryer goi...
13/08/2026

ANOTHER HEATWAVE?! Seriously? Who ordered this?!
❌ NO CHIPS TODAY! 🍟🚫
It’s simply too hot in the van to have the fryer going. Grandpa is already grumpy enough without turning himself into a human chip.

And here’s the really annoying bit...
When it’s hot, apparently nobody wants hot food. 🤦‍♂️
Which is a bit awkward when your entire business involves standing next to a hot plate cooking burgers.

So, while the sun is doing its best to roast Gloucester, we’ll be keeping things a little simpler.
🍔 BURGERS ARE STILL ON!
🍟 Chips are having a well-earned holiday
🥵 Grandpa is melting
🙄 Patience is in short supply

Cold weather: “I want a burger.”
Hot weather: “I don’t fancy hot food.”
GRANDPA CAN’T WIN. 😂
Stay cool folks… and please, for the love of burgers, eat something. 🍔🔥

📍 Outside J&S Accessories, Meteor Business Park, Staverton
🕘 9am – 3pm
📞 07958 180108

I mean, is it too much?!Cheese in AND on a burger, all the fillings, all the sauces.No judgement, tuck right in....
12/08/2026

I mean, is it too much?!
Cheese in AND on a burger, all the fillings, all the sauces.
No judgement, tuck right in....

It’s just Tuesday. And that’s reason enough to get stuck into a durty burger, loaded fries, or a breakfast bap the size ...
11/08/2026

It’s just Tuesday. And that’s reason enough to get stuck into a durty burger, loaded fries, or a breakfast bap the size of your face.

📍 Outside J&S Accessories, Meteor Business Park, Staverton
🕘 9am – 3pm
📞 07958 180108

Honest reviews only...."Describe Grumpy Grandpa in ONE word."
07/08/2026

Honest reviews only....
"Describe Grumpy Grandpa in ONE word."

Everyone talks about the burgers...But those in the know...Already know about the chicken.🔥 Marinated chicken🥙 Warm flat...
06/08/2026

Everyone talks about the burgers...
But those in the know...
Already know about the chicken.
🔥 Marinated chicken
🥙 Warm flatbread
🥬 Fresh salad
🌶 Harissa mayo
🍟 Chips

Don't sleep on it.

Don’t like waiting? Neither do we.Call ahead and we’ll have your bulk order ready—hot, heavy, and grumble-approved. Offi...
05/08/2026

Don’t like waiting? Neither do we.
Call ahead and we’ll have your bulk order ready—hot, heavy, and grumble-approved. Office lunch? Netflix coma weekend? Midlife crisis with extra fries? We’re not here to judge. (But Grandpa probably will.)
📞 07958180108

📍 Find the Grumpy Van outside J&S Accessories, Meteor Business Park, Staverton 🕘 Tuesday – Friday 9am – 3pm 📞 Telephone ...
04/08/2026

📍 Find the Grumpy Van outside J&S Accessories, Meteor Business Park, Staverton 🕘 Tuesday – Friday 9am – 3pm 📞 Telephone orders: 07958 180108

No smashed avocado.
No micro herbs.
No edible flowers.
Just a proper bacon bap, a decent coffee and a good start to the day.

Grandpa approves.
🥓 Bacon Baps
☕ Fresh Coffee
😠 Zero nonsense.

Who's grabbing breakfast this week?

This isn't a first date burger.It isn't a white t-shirt burger.It definitely isn't a one-handed burger.It's Grandpa's Fa...
31/07/2026

This isn't a first date burger.
It isn't a white t-shirt burger.
It definitely isn't a one-handed burger.

It's Grandpa's Favourite.
Three smashed patties.
American cheese.
Bacon.
Dirty mayo.
Garlic mayo.
Crispy pork rinds.
Tewkesbury mustard.

If you're hungry...
We've got you covered.

Fill in the blankA burger should NEVER have _______.
29/07/2026

Fill in the blank

A burger should NEVER have _______.

Address

Gloucester

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 5:30pm
Tuesday 9am - 5:30pm
Wednesday 9am - 5:30pm
Thursday 9am - 5:30pm
Friday 9am - 5:30pm
Saturday 9am - 5:30pm

Telephone

+447958180108

Website

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