11/06/2026
Wedding planning advice I’d give my worst enemy…
If I was actively rooting for your wedding to be stressful, over budget, and full of regrets, here’s exactly what I’d tell you to do:
• Invite everyone you’ve ever met
• Let your uncle with a “really good camera” take the photos
• Ask for opinions from absolutely everyone. The more conflicting advice, the better.
• DIY everything. Centrepieces, stationery, cake…who needs sleep anyway?
• Skip creating a wedding day timeline. Just wing it.
• Leave all the important decisions until the last month
• Have no wet-weather backup plan
• Try to please every family member involved
• Assume your guests know where they’re going and what they’re doing
• Don’t eat breakfast on your wedding morning
• Book suppliers based on price alone
• Skip hiring a coordinator because “my bridesmaids can handle it.”
Luckily, I actually like my couples, so I’d recommend doing the exact opposite 😉
Which one made you wince the most? Or which one have you actually seen happen? Tell me below ⬇️