Alan Barr humanist

21/09/2026

Woodie-core / Chessie-core from Sunday at the park 🤘
And yes I know I’m pushing 50, but those chessies are absolute dullyins
(Have also had 5688558975412000 weddings recently, but not many photos because I’m a pro 💪)

10/09/2026

20/08/2026

This old chap’s been on the go for a while and he’s seen many many weddings, which is pretty cool if you think about it.
Anyway… he’s taken a sore one, and is now going to live on a big farm with lots of space to run about! Time to start using the beautiful quaich I was given by the one and only - cheers bossman! 🤘

17/08/2026

We’ve really got some amazing places in Scotland don’t we?!
This is Fionn’s rock in Glen Lyon - Geologists may say otherwise (Luisa Hendry ?!), but we all know that this amazing rock was made when the one and only Fionn mac Cumhaill (Finn McCool) fired an arrow from across the glen and split the single stone in two, to show how hard he was!
Anyway whatever you believe, it’s where Fiona and Simon had their beautiful French wedding yesterday morning - so it’s theirs now too!
Mon the mythical figures!! 💪
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18/07/2026

I really just posted this for the ‘boops n pats’ patter 😂 But hanging about with wee Woodie while I’m writing ceremonies is one of my favourite things - extremely distracting obviously, but she’s the best! Aaaand she doesn’t slag me when I spend 20 mins debating whether I should be using ‘which’ or ‘that’ 😂

20/06/2026

Looking out over the sound of Mull
Actually there had been Orca spotted right there a few days before, so I was scanning the horizon just in case, and Jo + Liam - Scottish Wedding, Elopement + Family Photography caught a great photo!!! I’ve been lucky enough to have travelled quite a lot, and seen a good chunk of our wee planet - but this right here is my favourite place. If you get a chance then I’d highly recommend taking a plod along, and just breathing it in.
Thanks again to photography legends Jo + Liam - Scottish Wedding, Elopement + Family Photography - and Gabrielle for always organising things so well French Wedding In Scotland LTD xx

12/05/2026

Some brilliant feedback from and Scott’s wedding at on Saturday
Plenty of laughs, with a fair few tears thrown in to keep it interesting!
An amazing afternoon sprinkled with some wonderfully dodgy patter from the top notch supplier squad of - you guys rock 🤘

10/05/2026

Smasher of a photo by the one and only .photography
In the for and Calum’s wedding earlier this year

03/05/2026

To me, being a Humanist Celebrant is about more than just weddings and parties, it’s about the wider impact those celebrations have on the lives of others.
As part of Independent Humanist Ceremonies , the work we do helps fund funerals for children, and ceremonies for people facing terminal illness
When you choose to work with me, your wedding becomes part of a much larger story. You’re not just planning a cracking party - you are directly supporting families during their most difficult moments.
If you want to chat further, or find out more about the work we do, please get in touch

02/05/2026

Honestly could just sit here for hours - the perfect place for a pre-wedding system reset!!