Mr Grey’s Jailhouse Jukebox

Mr Grey’s Jailhouse Jukebox MGJJ is a 4 piece band of serving members of the UK Emergency Services playing 100% CERTIFIED BANGERS

🎅🚔 Christmas is coming… whether you’re emotionally prepared or not. 🎸Before we unleash Police Navidad in December, we’re...
17/07/2026

🎅🚔 Christmas is coming… whether you’re emotionally prepared or not. 🎸

Before we unleash Police Navidad in December, we’re giving you a chance to warm up your vocal cords and questionable dance moves.

Join Mr Grey’s Jailhouse Jukebox at the Royal British Legion, Tilehurst on Saturday 19th September for a night of 100% Certified Bangers, dodgy banter, and enough rock anthems to make your neighbours question your life choices.

Think of it as the official warm-up before Police Navidad on 5th December, when we’ll be raising money for the fantastic Flint House Rehabilitation Centre. If you survive September, you’ll be more than ready for Christmas.

📍 Royal British Legion, Tilehurst
📅 Saturday 19th September
🎸 Live music. Loud singalongs. Zero dignity.

Not a Legion member? No problem – contact the club for entry details and come and join the fun.

See you there… because sitting at home watching Saturday night TV is a far more disturbing prospect.

🎄🚨 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨🎄The elves have finally stopped arguing with the IT department… and ticket sales for Police Navidad 2...
16/07/2026

🎄🚨 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨🎄

The elves have finally stopped arguing with the IT department… and ticket sales for Police Navidad 2026 are NOW LIVE! 🎉

If you’ve ever wanted an excuse to eat, drink, sing along to 100% Certified Bangers, and do something genuinely brilliant for charity, this is it.

🎟️ Grab your tickets here:
🌐 www.mgjjband.com

📅 Saturday 5th December 2026
📍 Reading Rugby Club, Sonning

Every ticket helps support Flint House Police Rehabilitation, so you’re not just buying a great night out – you’re helping police officers when they need it most.

Don’t leave it until December when you’ll be saying, “I meant to get tickets…” right before Dave from Accounts buys the last one. 😉

Get yours now, spread the word, and let’s make Police Navidad 2026 the biggest and best one yet!

🎅🎸 Christmas starts early with Mr Grey’s Jailhouse Jukebox.

🚨🎄 Something BIG is coming… 🎄🚨The countdown has officially started for Police Navidad… and we’ve got some exciting news ...
04/07/2026

🚨🎄 Something BIG is coming… 🎄🚨

The countdown has officially started for Police Navidad… and we’ve got some exciting news waiting in the wings.

Over the next few days we’ll be announcing our first event sponsors, who are helping us make this year’s charity night even bigger and better in support of Flint House Police Rehabilitation Centre.

We’re genuinely grateful to the businesses getting behind the event, and we can’t wait to give them the recognition they deserve.

If you haven’t already, get Friday 5th December in your diary. Expect great live music, plenty of festive chaos, fundraising, and probably a few questionable Christmas jumpers.

Watch this space… the first sponsor reveal is coming soon. 👀🎅🎸

🎄 IT’S OFFICIAL… 🎄After surviving another year of bad knees, worse backs and questionable musical decisions, Mr Grey’s J...
01/07/2026

🎄 IT’S OFFICIAL… 🎄

After surviving another year of bad knees, worse backs and questionable musical decisions, Mr Grey’s Jailhouse Jukebox are proud to present our Christmas Charity Gig in aid of Flint House Police Rehabilitation Centre.

📅 Saturday 5th December
📍 Reading Rugby Club, Holme Park, Sonning
🎟️ Tickets: £10

Expect a night of classic rock, festive chaos, terrible dancing and four middle-aged idiots proving that ibuprofen is a performance-enhancing drug.

Every penny raised will help support the incredible work Flint House does for serving and retired police officers when they need it most.

Grab your mates, dust off your Christmas jumper (or don’t—we’ve all suffered enough) and come and help us raise a fantastic amount for an amazing cause.

🎸 100% Certified Bangers.
🎄 100% Christmas.
❤️ 100% For Charity.

Tickets available now – see you on the 5th!

30/06/2026

🎄🚔 Christmas is cancelled… unless you come to this. 🎸🍺

The festive season is expensive enough, so instead of another pair of novelty socks, buy yourself a ticket and help support a charity that genuinely changes lives.

On Saturday 5th December, Mr Grey’s Jailhouse Jukebox will be unleashing 100% Certified Bangers in aid of Flint House Police Rehabilitation.

Expect:
🎸 Loud guitars.
🥁 Questionable dance moves.
🎅 Middle-aged men trying to look cool.
🍺 A well-stocked bar.
🎟️ A 50/50 raffle where your luck will probably be better than ours.
🎄 Christmas songs… but louder.

Every ticket sold helps support the amazing work Flint House does for police officers and staff recovering from illness and injury.

So grab your mates, wear your worst Christmas jumper (or your best leather jacket), and let’s raise a ridiculous amount of money for a brilliant cause.

📅 Saturday 5th December
📍 Reading Rugby Club, Holme Park, Sonning
🎟️ Tickets: £10
🌐 MGJJband.com

Come for the music. Stay because you’ve won the raffle… or because you’ve had one pint too many to find the exit.

See you there! 🤘🎄

When is a better time to talk about Christmas than during the hottest May day on record. After a fallow year in 2025, MG...
25/05/2026

When is a better time to talk about Christmas than during the hottest May day on record.

After a fallow year in 2025, MGJJ are hoping to return this December with another Christmas charity gig in aid of The Flint House Rehabilitation Centre. 🎄

The proposed venue for this year’s event is currently Reading Rugby Club, Holme Park, Sonning — subject to final confirmation.

SAVE THE DATE:Saturday 5th December

If all goes to plan, expect loud guitars, bad jokes, questionable dancing, and enough festive chaos to keep several off-duty emergency service workers gainfully employed.

More details to follow soon…

🎄🚨 SAVE THE DATE 🚨🎄After a fallow year in 2025… because apparently even chaos needs a recovery period like Glastonbury…M...
25/05/2026

🎄🚨 SAVE THE DATE 🚨🎄

After a fallow year in 2025… because apparently even chaos needs a recovery period like Glastonbury…
Mr Grey’s Jailhouse Jukebox are returning for another Christmas charity night in aid of the amazing The Flint House Rehabilitation Centre

📅 Saturday 5th December

Expect:
🎸 Rock & pop bangers
🎅 Questionable festive behaviour
🍻 Regrettable dancing
🚓 Three police officers, a paramedic, and several HR concerns set to music

As always, every penny raised goes to a brilliant cause supporting injured and recovering police officers and staff.

Full details coming soon once contracts are signed, riders are ignored, and someone finally replies in the band WhatsApp. 🎄🔥

Tonight was a first for Mr Grey’s Jailhouse Jukebox… our first ever christening gig.Turns out nothing says “welcome to t...
24/05/2026

Tonight was a first for Mr Grey’s Jailhouse Jukebox… our first ever christening gig.

Turns out nothing says “welcome to the world” quite like a room full of people singing along to absolute bangers while small children attempt to eat confetti and dance like they’ve had three pints of Stella.

Fantastic crowd, brilliant atmosphere and honestly one of the loudest singalongs we’ve had in a while.

Special mention to the parents for trusting three police officers, a paramedic and a questionable selection of 90s rock classics with a family event. Bold strategy. Respect it.

Safe to say the tiny human has now technically had a louder social life than most adults.

We’re lining up the next set…What do you want to hear? 👇🎶
25/03/2026

We’re lining up the next set…

What do you want to hear? 👇🎶

Last night’s gig will be remembered less as a performance and more as a live demonstration of mechanical failure under p...
22/02/2026

Last night’s gig will be remembered less as a performance and more as a live demonstration of mechanical failure under pressure.

Mid-song, the bassist’s strap button tore itself free — clearly deciding it had heard enough. For a brief, heart-stopping second, the bass hovered between “professional instrument” and “expensive floor ornament.” Caught it. Just. Years of policing reflexes finally useful in a bar.

The rhythm guitarist, staying loyal to tradition, sacrificed another string to the rock gods. It snapped with the confidence of a man who knew it would happen and did absolutely nothing to prevent it.

And then… the mic stand fell on the drummer.
Not near him.
On him.

He didn’t stop. Not even a flinch. Either consummate professional or already dead inside — hard to say.

Despite the attempted coup by straps, strings and stage equipment, the dance floor stayed full and the tunes kept coming. If you enjoy your live music with a faint scent of danger and the constant possibility of impact injury, we’re clearly your band.

100% certified bangers.
0% certified safety.

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