Wedding DJ Scotland

09/09/2025

📖 Diaries of a Function DJ – Part 1 🎧
Venue Owner Etiquette (or lack of it…)

Oh, the things we see…

🏡 Air B&B Owner
Books their lodge out for a wedding weekend. Great idea, right? Until they gate-crash the actual wedding with prospective clients for a show round. Then complain they “can’t see the full potential of the venue” because of… you know… the wedding they booked. 🤯
👉 That’s like renting out your flat on Airbnb then turning up with strangers to “view the kitchen.” Absolute madness.

🎳 The Bowling Club Special
The venue: smells of damp, carpets older than your gran’s curtains, roof leaking optimism. One week before the big day, the bride gets told: “We’ll have to cancel… unless YOU find staff.” 👀
And when the bar opens? £9.50 for three cans of juice. No glasses. No garnish. Just daylight robbery served in tinnies. 😂 Michelin star prices, bingo hall vibes.

🎶 The Music Policy Venue
Clients pay for a hall. Clients pay for a DJ. Venue decides they’re the DJ. Suddenly it’s “don’t play this, don’t play that.” Then they threaten to chuck me out because some guests dared to sing along to a song that wasn’t “politically correct.”
👉 My advice? If music and fun offend you, maybe wedding venues aren’t for you. Try stamp collecting. Or taxidermy. Anywhere without humans.

This industry is wild and it amazes me daily. The night hasn’t even started yet and I’ve already got enough material for a Netflix special. 🎤😂

05/09/2025

🚨 YOUR VOTE CAN MAKE THE DIFFERENCE! 🚨

We’re thrilled to be nominated in the Confetti Awards 2026 for Best Evening Entertainment (DJ’s) – but we can’t get there without YOU! 💜🧡

✨ It only takes 30 seconds
✨ Every single vote counts
✨ Help us reach the Gala Final

👉 Cast your vote here: https://confettiawards.co.uk/vote-2026/

Thank you for supporting Your Wedding, Your Way – let’s do this together! 🎶💍

29/08/2025

✨ Friday night = 360 Booth night! ✨

Tonight we’re out with Alex and her hens, capturing every angle of the fun as she kicks off her last dance as a Miss before becoming a Mrs 💍🎉

This stunning setup isn’t just for weddings — we’ve still got December availability and it makes the perfect add-on for corporate Christmas parties too.

📩 Interested in teaming up or adding some 360 magic to your night? Slide into our DMs and let’s make it happen!

27/08/2025

🚨 WE NEED YOUR VOTE! 🚨

We’re absolutely buzzing to be in the running for the Confetti Awards 2026 – but we can’t do it without YOU! 💜🧡

👉 Every single click gets us one step closer to that Gala Final stage.
👉 It takes less than a minute – and your vote really does make the difference.

🖋 Vote now here: https://confettiawards.co.uk/vote-2026/

Let’s show Scotland what Your Wedding, Your Way really means. 🎶💍
Vote, share, tag your pals – let’s make this happen together!

15/08/2025

🇨🇮🇬🇧 When Scotland Meets Ireland ☘️🎶
Throwback to the stunning Karma at Lake of Menteith in the heart of the Trossachs – what a night!

The drinks were flowing, the smiles were wide, and the dancefloor? PACKED. 💃🕺

And what better way to bring everyone together than a full-voice singalong to the Steve Earle classic Galway Girl? 🎤🔥

One of those moments where you don’t just hear the music… you feel it. ❤️

📍 Lake of Menteith, Trossachs, Central Scotland
🎧 Wedding DJ Scotland – Your Wedding, Your Way

14/08/2025

🎧 Story Time: You're a Wedding Guest… Not the DJ, Pal 😅

Ah, weddings.
The tears, the speeches, the conga lines that descend into chaos…
And somehow, the guests that think they’ve suddenly been promoted to DJ-in-Chief.

So let me take you behind the decks for a wee tale I call:
“Wedding Guest Etiquette: The Remix”

🔊 Scene 1: The Megaphone Marauder
Struts up like she’s late for a shift on the door at the Garage.
Leans in — nose to nose — and belts:
“PLAY WHITNEY!!!”
Hen… I’m wearing headphones, not earplugs.
I heard you the first time. And the second.
We don’t need to test the fire alarm.

👵 Scene 2: Gangsta Granny
Front row. Arms folded. Lip curled.
Every time a song came on that wasn’t “her taste,” she gave me the look.
You know the one — the “back in my day this would've been banned” stare.

Don’t worry, Gran. Cliff Richard’s on the list. We just needed to get through Calvin Harris first.

👰 Scene 3: Mumzilla of the Bride
Storms up mid-song like she’s charging the decks at Glastonbury.
“That song’s rubbish. I overrule. Get it aff!”

Nice try.
Only the couple (or host) gets the DJ veto.
This isn’t Question Time — it’s their big day, no' yours.

🎤 Scene 4: Aunt Anne’s Mic Grab
“Hand me the mic, I want to sing Happy Birthday!”
Absolutely not.
We’re setting the room up to sing together — no' turn it into Anne’s Got Talent.
Pipe doon. You’ll get your moment when it’s your party.

Now, here's what folk don’t see:
🗓️ We plan these nights for weeks.
💻 Zoom calls, emails, playlists, event briefs.
🎶 Every song chosen with care — because it means something to them.

So that “terrible song” you’re sneering at?
It might be the couple’s first slow dance.
Or a tune that reminds them of a night out they’ll never forget.
Or just one they pure love.

🎵 Requests? Aye, sometimes.

🎤 Demands? Absolutely not.
🤷 Opinions? Cheers, but no thanks.

We’re not jukeboxes.
We’re not Alexa.
We’re professionals — bringing your pals' big day to life through music.

So grab a drink, hit the floor, and let us do what we do best.

Cheers,
Your DJ Who's Seen It All and Still Brings the Party

11/08/2025

🎶 The Last Dance – The Final Chapter of Your Big Day 🎶

In Scotland, the last dance of the night is every bit as important as the first — it’s the moment you send the newlyweds off into their next chapter in style. 💍✨

Traditionally, that finale is the legendary Runrig – Loch Lomond… high energy, full of love, and guaranteed to have the whole room bouncing.

But lately, we’ve been seeing a revolution ❤️
Couples are choosing something personal. Something that means something to them. And why not? It’s YOUR day!

Recently, The Proclaimers have been stealing the show –
🎵 Life With You
🎵 Let’s Get Married
🎵 The iconic Sunshine on Leith

There’s just something about those final chords that gives you goosebumps — especially when you’re actually playing it in Leith, like we did for Adam & Maria at Old Dr. Bells. 💫

So here’s our question to you…
💬 What did (or will) you choose for your last dance?
Drop your answers in the comments — we can’t wait to hear them! 👇

Call now to connect with business.

09/08/2025

🎧 Back to the Grind! 🎧
Tonight we’re in the beautiful Queens Park area of Glasgow at the stunning No.10 Boutique Hotel, helping Shannon & Craig celebrate their engagement in style. 💍✨

It’s a more intimate setup tonight, but in such a gorgeous setting it’s all about creating the perfect vibe for their nearest and dearest. 🥂

First time back here since October 2024 and it’s every bit as charming as we remember — if you’re in this area of Glasgow, this venue is definitely worth a look! 😍

Here’s to love, laughter, and plenty of dancing! 🕺💃