Stwff and Things

31/05/2026

👀 A couple of very different customer creations from this week.

Showie's loaded salad box:
🥗 Fresh baby salad leaves
🍅 Semi-dried tomatoes
🥑 Smashed avocado
🧄 Houmous
🫓 Toasted pitta for dipping
🐔 Buttermilk chicken fillet
🥓 Beechwood smoked bacon
⚪ Perl Wen Welsh brie
🧜‍♂️ Sweet chilli seaweed sauce

Ryan's salad dodger double chicken burger:
🍞 Warm kaiser roll
🧄 Garlic mayo
🚫 NO SALAD
🐔 Two(!) buttermilk chicken fillets
💙 Perl Lâs Welsh blue cheese
🌶️ Jock's Hot Sauce

Remember, it's your stwff, you can totally have it your way! Plus, it's always worth asking what else I have in the fridge. 👍

29/05/2026

👀 They're BAAACK!

Looking for something a little different to slake your thirst? These two favourites are back again, and they're ice cold from the fridge:

🌴 Clwb TropicaNA non-alcoholic tropical IPA
🧊 Jimmy's original iced coffee

Just £3 bags you one of these - give them a try!

27/05/2026

🍔 This Week's Specials 🍔

Shwmae lovers of stwff! I'm looking forward to being back at Offa's D**e Business Park in Buttington this Thursday and Friday, 07:45 to 14:00.

Here's what's on the specials board this week:

🐉 Dragon sausages - from £5

Two pork, leek, and chilli sausages, served on a warm pretzel bun with your choice of Welsh sauce. Add bacon and emmental cheese to make it a really indulgent breakfast treat, or try it with salad leaves, brie, and sweet chilli seaweed sauce for a delicious lunchtime snack.

🍔 Buttermilk chicken burgers - from £7.50

These guys are a firm favourite, whether you're a salad dodger, or you go all-in with a bacon double cheese with slaw. Each burger is made to order, so you call the shots - there are almost endless options for toppings, ask me what else is in the fridge!

Everything is cooked fresh on the day too, so sausages are normally ready by around 08:30, and chicken burgers can be ready as early as 10:00 or so, although I normally cook them for as close to lunchtime as possible.

Don't want to miss out? Drop me a message here or via WhatsApp on 07805 778 609 to reserve yours. 📲

25/05/2026

📸 Actual picture of everyone in Buttington over the last couple of months, trying to figure out which days I might turn up, and where I'm likely to park the trailer.

Thanks so much for bearing with me whilst I experimented with different spots, and trying to do a part-time job alongside running my own business.

Long story short, none of that worked out particularly well, so I'll be back in my *usual* spot on Offa's D**e Business Park, on the main road between Invertek Drives and Charlie's HQ; every Thursday AND Friday.

See you all there! 💜💙🧡🩶🩵❤️

25/05/2026

24/05/2026

🆕 New Stwff Alert 🆕

👀 You asked for it. You kept asking for it. You just WOULD NOT QUIT. Eventually, I broke down and made it so.

Rejoice lovers of stwff! Rejoice, I say! Loaded fries are now a thing!

🍟 Skinny fries
🐉 Dragons Tail sausage
🚀 Peppery rocket leaves
🌶️ Jock's Hot Sauce
🧀 Melted mozzarella

Get in mah belleh!

Available while stocks last all day today at Welshpool music festival.

23/05/2026

It's tomorrow! 😮

I can't believe it's already time for Welshpool Music Festival! We have amazing weather, a great lineup, and it's an absolute bargain at just a fiver for the whole day!

We'll be there to keep you fed and watered - we're bringing plenty of tables and chairs too, so come and bag a spot in the Stwff and Things village and enjoy the music. 🎙️

22/05/2026

Come and join us tomorrow at Minsterley Parish Hall and take a look at what some lovely local small businesses have on offer.

We'll be there with our usual selection of hot and cold drinks, bacon and sausage pretzel buns, and lots of other Welsh goodies.

Hope to see you there!