Kids Entertainer Mr Custard

28/03/2026

BREAKING: Gully the Seagull officially defeated by googly-eyed chips.
Even Mr Custard couldn’t scare the pigeons off — but these snack wrappers are doing serious bird psychology.

03/02/2026

I performed a magic and balloon show last Sunday for a customer who was absolutely delighted with how I kept everyone entertained from start to finish. He told me that last year he booked through an “entertainment company” and ended up with a random performer who left his guests completely underwhelmed — and he paid far more for the privilege.

This time, he made sure to ask Mrs Custard whether it would be me arriving, not a substitute. And that’s exactly what I want every customer to know:

If you book Mr Custard, you get Mr Custard.
No stand‑ins. No surprises. Just a reliable, experienced entertainer who genuinely loves what he does.

Because I don’t run big advertising campaigns, you’re not paying for marketing costs — you’re paying for the show itself. I work locally, I’m recommended by families who’ve seen me in action, and I always value new customers who want a fun, stress‑free party with real entertainment.

31/12/2025

31/12/2025

30/12/2025

The Royal and Derngate are showing Peter Pan The Pantomime, it was great fun and the children loved it (as did we). We were invited by the cast to take this video

26/12/2025

Please help the barge owners rebuild their lives after the devastating canal breach. The barges are their only homes in most cases.

Anthony and myself love the community on the canals, they have been wonderful to us and with … Paul Smith-Storey needs your support for Donate to help boaters

24/12/2025

https://youtu.be/B0g3TmAfgjk?si=VT0QdmSX_KVPULMS

Mrs Custard reads The Night Before Christmas

08/11/2025

I am honoured to be part of this elite group of Individuals supporting Ukraine with the leadership of Jake Broe. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦 https://www.help99.co/patches/jake-broe-refinery-bingo