The Larder Table

01/04/2026

A unique chance to be part of something very special at Wonky Kettle

There will only ever be 100 of these memberships.

IT’S LIVE.

Before the kettle boils for the first time at Wonky Kettle… there will be The First Pour ☕

When we first started building this little community café here in Hilton, we never imagined how many people would get behind the idea.

So we wanted to do something special.

We’re inviting 100 people to become Founders of Wonky Kettle.

The people who believed in this place before the doors even opened.

As part of the Wonky 100, you’ll receive:

☕ Free coffee/drink of your choice free every month for a year
☕ 10% off everything for your first year
☕ 5% off everything after that
☕ Your name on the Wonky Founders board inside the café
☕ A Founders enamel mug
☕ An invite to The First Pour preview event
☕ Priority invites to events and a few surprises along the way

Membership is £49.95 and there are only 100 available.

Once they’re gone, they’re gone.

👇 Become a Founder

https://monzo.com/pay/r/the-larder-table-ltd_147SKDA4TBI7tW

Hilton… let’s get Wonky ☕

05/03/2026

26/02/2026

Fantastic business in Little Eaton, please support 🙏🏻

18/02/2026

Our cafe Wonky Kettle opening at the end of March in Hilton.

Drop us a follow and follow our journey to get the doors open...

Thanks everyone for your continued support.

16/02/2026

Tomorrow (Tuesday) the gavels go down… and the cheese pulls go up.

We’re at Hansons Auctioneers Derbyshire feeding the Bargain Hunt crowds all day 🎥🧀

Hot sourdough toasties, fresh pancakes and proper homemade soup while the cameras roll.

Come for the antiques…

stay because something smells unreal.

If you’re nearby, your welcome to come and buy from us but just be aware that the event itself is now fully booked.

See you at Hansons 🔥

08/02/2026

We’ve hinted at this for a little while… now it’s ready.

We’re introducing our chef-made meal service - fresh, chef-led meals, cooked properly and ready to reheat at home when life’s busy.

We’re starting small and have 5 spaces available for this first release.

Drop us a DM or email [email protected] if you’d like the details.

07/02/2026

A fantastic night to help cater for a good friend's 40th.

First time at a new venue to us - would recommend for a small or medium size function.

Venue 1465 in Kingston, Uttoxeter (at Manor Golf Club)

Menu -

Grazing cart with meats, cheeses, pickles, dips and picky bits.

Plus the best homemade sausage rolls, cheese, onion and potato rolls.

Filled Birds rolls and of course a cheese board!

If you're tired of boring catering, get in touch to help make your next party or event the talk of the town!

Email Danny on [email protected]

Cheers

Chef x

19/01/2026

22/12/2025

10/12/2025

Morning everyone.

Sorry for the lack of updates recently.

We've been working very hard as a team (and family) in the background as we keep building and growing businesses. 💪🏻

Thanks to everyone's help in making suggestions and contacting us, we have managed to secure a commercial kitchen and premises as a new base for our operations.

More updates to follow soon!

In the meantime, does anyone want to guess where we are going to be located and what we will also be serving there....?

Let us know in the comments below!

Chef 🧑🏻‍🍳 x

P.s picture taken at my cooking class and is unrelated (just for attention 😂)