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NOT a Pizza. Homemade grazing tables for events. Grazing boxes & afternoon teas delivered straight to your door.

We are in Derby Market Hall today until 4pm with:Sausage rolls:Plain Lincolnshire Pork and appleCaramelised onion Honey ...
10/10/2026

We are in Derby Market Hall today until 4pm with:

Sausage rolls:

Plain Lincolnshire
Pork and apple
Caramelised onion
Honey roast pork with wholegrain mustard
Cheese and bacon
Chorizo
Cheese and onion (v)
Vegan 'sausage'
Gluten free sausage

Cheese twists

Focaccia - plain, garlic and herb

Banana bread

Another bespoke table at the weekend. This one had items from our savoury afternoon tea menu and 'the grazing table'. Yo...
06/10/2026

Another bespoke table at the weekend. This one had items from our savoury afternoon tea menu and 'the grazing table'.

You can choose any items from our menus (or even request your own) and design your own bespoke table.

Who are you sharing yours with? Or we won't tell if you don't. 🤭

Sunday/Monday Sale! Thank you so SO much for your support at Swarkestone this weekend! We are so grateful. 🥰Just a littl...
04/10/2026

Sunday/Monday Sale!

Thank you so SO much for your support at Swarkestone this weekend! We are so grateful. 🥰

Just a little bit left...

Cheese focaccia - £2 a half x3 (or a whole one for £3.50)

Scones - £1
Blueberry x4
Sultana x1

Banana bread slices - £1 x6

Rocky road - £2.50 x5

Plain brownie - £1 x1

Small sausage rolls - 75p
Chorizo x10
Tomato x1
Honey and mustard x4
Cheese and onion (v) x2
Vegan x3

Large honey and mustard sausage roll - £2.50 x1
Large vegan rolls - £2.50 x2

Send us a message to order.

Collection from Chellaston or delivery available for £5 minimum spend.

We've been re-stocking all night and back Swarkestone Nursery and Garden Centre today until 4:30 with:Sausage rolls in l...
04/10/2026

We've been re-stocking all night and back Swarkestone Nursery and Garden Centre today until 4:30 with:

Sausage rolls in large and small:

Plain Lincolnshire (XL too)
Pork and apple
Honey roast pork with wholegrain mustard
Chilli jam
Chorizo (one XL left)
Caramelised onion
Tomato
Cheese and onion (v)
Gluten free sausage
Vegan 'sausage'

Cheese twists

Focaccia:
Garlic and herb
Cheese

Scones:
Sultana
Blueberry
Cheese

Brownies:
Plain
White chocolate
Orange Club
KitKat

Rocky road
Flapjacks
Banana bread

Send us a message if you'd like anything saving or a delivery later!

Thanks so much for your support yesterday. 🥰

What we've got with us Swarkestone Nursery and Garden Centre this weekend:Sausage rolls in XL, large and small:Plain Lin...
03/10/2026

What we've got with us Swarkestone Nursery and Garden Centre this weekend:

Sausage rolls in XL, large and small:

Plain Lincolnshire
Pork and apple
Honey roast pork with wholegrain mustard
Chilli jam
Chorizo
Caramelised onion
Tomato
Cheese and onion (v)
Gluten free sausage
Vegan 'sausage'

Cheese twists

Focaccia:
Plain
Tomato
Garlic and herb
Marmite
Cheese (from lunch time)

Scones:
Sultana
Blueberry
Cheese

Brownies:
Plain
White chocolate
Orange Club
KitKat

Rocky road
Flapjacks
Banana bread
GF and DF lemon drizzle

As always, send us a message if you'd like anything saving or a delivery later!

03/10/2026

We'll only have 4 of our NEW XL sausage rolls per flavour today (Saturday) so be quick if you'd like to try one!

We are back at Swarkestone Nursery this weekend - outside!Saturday: 9-5Sunday - 10-4:30 Free parking and free entry!Who'...
29/09/2026

We are back at Swarkestone Nursery this weekend - outside!

Saturday: 9-5
Sunday - 10-4:30

Free parking and free entry!

Who's coming for one of our new XL sausage rolls?! Plus a couple more new items. 👀

Let us know what else we should bring with us.

See you there!

27/09/2026

Introducing our NEW XL sausage rolls!

We've made them for a wholesale order but we're wondering if you guys would want them at markets?

In the middle is our normal large roll which is £3. We know some of you buy more than one so the question is...

Would you pay £6 for an extra large one?! Comment on here or there is a poll on our Instagram post.

We would be thinking of having all 3 sizes available!

Here between IKEA and Decathlon at Giltbrook today until 3:30!
26/09/2026

Here between IKEA and Decathlon at Giltbrook today until 3:30!

🥐🍓 CHILDREN'S BRUNCH BOXES 🍓🥐Got a party that's too early for sandwiches? Look no further than our NEW children's brunch...
23/09/2026

🥐🍓 CHILDREN'S BRUNCH BOXES 🍓🥐

Got a party that's too early for sandwiches? Look no further than our NEW children's brunch boxes!

Just £5.50 per child for:

Half a croissant with jam (or chocolate spread)
Half a pain au chocolat
A pancake
Ham
Cheese
Selection of fruit

Other options available. Send us a message for more details!

Address

Chellaston
Derby
DE736TG

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 9pm
Tuesday 9am - 9pm
Wednesday 9am - 9pm
Thursday 9am - 9pm
Friday 9am - 9pm
Saturday 9am - 9pm
Sunday 9am - 9pm

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