NOT a Pizza.

NOT a Pizza. Homemade grazing tables for events. Grazing boxes & afternoon teas delivered straight to your door.

We are here at Giltbrook Retail Park in between IKEA and Decathlon until 3:30 today!
30/05/2026

We are here at Giltbrook Retail Park in between IKEA and Decathlon until 3:30 today!

One birthday. Two tables. Last weekend, we put together two tables - one afternoon tea for 20 and a grazing table in box...
25/05/2026

One birthday. Two tables.

Last weekend, we put together two tables - one afternoon tea for 20 and a grazing table in boxes for 17.

What event do you need yours for?

Bit of a quieter market for us today with everybody enjoying the sunshine! ☀️If you'd like a delivery (or you can collec...
24/05/2026

Bit of a quieter market for us today with everybody enjoying the sunshine! ☀️

If you'd like a delivery (or you can collect from Chellaston) tonight or tomorrow, here's what we have left:

Sausage rolls - large £3, small 75p (lots left unless stated otherwise):

Plain Lincolnshire
Pork and apple (2 large, 5 small left)
Honey roast pork with wholegrain mustard
Chorizo
Chilli jam
Cheese and bacon
Cheese and onion SOLD OUT
Vegan 'sausage' (4 large, 2 small left)
Gluten free (1 large left - £3.50)

Cheese twists - £2.50 (3 packs left)

Brownies -£2 each or 2 for £3.50:
Plain (2 left)
White chocolate (2 left)

Rocky road - £3:
Crunchie (2 left)

Banana bread - £1.50 a slice

Send us a message to order.

24/05/2026

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We're so pleased to share that we've kept our 5 star hygiene rating after a recent inspection!

We would also like to take this opportunity to thank every one of you for every order, everything bought at markets, every like and share on our socials. It doesn't go unnoticed and is so very appreciated by our small business!

We had a bit of a quieter day at our event today - guessing everyone was outside enjoying the sunshine! If you fancy getting your fix, look out for our next post with what we have leftover.

Carly & Craig
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Here in with today until 3pm!We have: Sausage rolls:Plain Lincolnshire Pork and apple Honey roast pork with wholegrain...
24/05/2026

Here in with today until 3pm!

We have:

Sausage rolls:
Plain Lincolnshire
Pork and apple
Honey roast pork with wholegrain mustard
Chilli jam
Chorizo
Cheese and bacon
Cheese and onion (v)
Vegan 'sausage'
Gluten free sausage

Cheese twists

Rocky road
Brownies - plain and white chocolate
Banana bread

Focaccia - tomato, garlic and herb (coming a bit later as I forgot to pack them 🙈)

As always, anything you'd like saving or a delivery later, send us a message!

Who are you sharing your grazing box with this weekend? ☀️Send us a message to order.
22/05/2026

Who are you sharing your grazing box with this weekend? ☀️

Send us a message to order.

We delivered some brunch boxes for a wedding morning this week - two deliveries to both the bridal party and the groomsm...
16/05/2026

We delivered some brunch boxes for a wedding morning this week - two deliveries to both the bridal party and the groomsmen. 🥐🍇🥖🫐🧀🍓

Our brunch boxes also come with jam, chocolate spread, yoghurt and granola.

9" - serves 1 (£9)
12" - serves 2 (£16)
14" - serves 4 (£28)

For collection from Chellaston or delivery today or tomorrow:Sausage rolls - large £2.50, small 75p:Plain Lincolnshire -...
10/05/2026

For collection from Chellaston or delivery today or tomorrow:

Sausage rolls - large £2.50, small 75p:

Plain Lincolnshire - 10 large, 20 small
Honey and mustard - 1 large, 5 small
Pork and apple - 3 large, 3 small
Chorizo - 5 small
Cheese and bacon - 1 large, 7 small
Chilli jam - 5 small
Cheese and onion (v) - 1 large, 10 small
Vegan 'sausage' - 1 large, 2 small

Twix rocky road - £2.50 (2 left)

Send us a message to order.

Thank you for all of your support again this weekend.

We are in the Assembly Rooms in Melbourne today until 3pm.Come along and browse all of the lovely stalls here!
10/05/2026

We are in the Assembly Rooms in Melbourne today until 3pm.

Come along and browse all of the lovely stalls here!

Here on Sadler Gate with today until 4pm with:Sausage rolls:Plain Lincolnshire Pork and apple Honey and mustard Cheese ...
09/05/2026

Here on Sadler Gate with today until 4pm with:

Sausage rolls:

Plain Lincolnshire
Pork and apple
Honey and mustard
Cheese and bacon
Chorizo
Chilli jam
Cheese and onion (v)
Vegan 'sausage'
Gluten free sausage

Cheese twists

Rocky road
Brownies

See you soon!

‼️ MONDAY MADNESS ‼️(I'll try again as it isn't Sunday 🤣)Amazing day in Ticknall - thank you so much! Here's what we hav...
04/05/2026

‼️ MONDAY MADNESS ‼️

(I'll try again as it isn't Sunday 🤣)

Amazing day in Ticknall - thank you so much!

Here's what we have left which we have discounted:

Sausage rolls - £2 large, 50p small:
Plain Lincolnshire - 1 large, 2 small
Pork and apple - 13 small
Chilli jam - 3 small
Cheese and bacon - 6 small
Cheese and onion (v) - 6 large, 10 small
Honey and mustard - 1 large, 7 small
Vegan - 2 large, 2 small
Gluten free - 1 large (£3)

Brownies - £1.50 - 9 plain, 5 white chocolate

Rocky road - £2.50 (one left)

Banana bread - £8 (one left)

Delivery available to Chellaston and surrounding areas or you are welcome to collect.

Thanks so much!

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Chellaston
Derby
DE736TG

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Monday 9am - 9pm
Tuesday 9am - 9pm
Wednesday 9am - 9pm
Thursday 9am - 9pm
Friday 9am - 9pm
Saturday 9am - 9pm
Sunday 9am - 9pm

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