Slak Nanny

16/12/2023

Last little message about this evening 🙂

Everything underway…looking, sounding and smelling good.

Food from 7:30pm at Calstock hall
£7.50
Smokey bean chilli & roasted squash
Available to non- ticket holders too!

🥳 🤙🏽😎

15/12/2023

Wasson Calstock?

We’re set for banger of a weekend!

Proper excited now…limited tickets left online and there will be a handful of tickets available on the door - don’t miss out!

Slak Nanny are cooking up a storm…

Smokey black beans with roasted butternut squash, sour cream and coriander (with bacon topper for meat lovers) - £7.50
Food available from 7.30, also available to non-ticket holders at the kitchen hatch.

We are also super excited to launch Heathen Soul Brewery into the world! Be amongst the first to sample their range of fresh and diverse handcrafted beers:

Crunchie Stout (5.4%) - Cinder Toffee Stout, packed with homemade cinder toffee and chocolate malt, the beer equivalent of Crunchie bar!
Zest Boy IPA (4.5%) - Juicy, Hazy Session IPA. Aroma of Melon, Guava and Papaya, notes of citrus and tropical fruits.
Ice Maiden (4.6%) - Somewhere between a lager and an IPA, crisp and refreshing but backed up with reassuringly hoppy goodness.
Pilsner (4.8%) - Not your average pilsner, packed full of aroma and flavour but true to the style, Czech Lager at its best.

All beers are £4

See you there…!

09/12/2023

Getting hyped for next weekend!

King Dinosaur & Jelly Jazz 😎🦖🎧🎹🎷

**🍻 Heathen Soul Brewery Launch 🎸**

Calstock’s own, Tom Gardner & Jim McKenzie, launch **Heathen Soul Brewery** into the the world of craft beer. Each brew is crafted with passion and promises a journey of unique flavours and aromas. Join us for us for

**🍲Food from Slak Nanny Kitchen🥄**

Wholesome and tasty home cooked food available from 7:30pm. Vegan and vegetarian options available.

Tickets: https://bit.ly/3ufSI2S

King Dinosaur will be coming to Calstock as part of their album launch tour. King Dinosaur are an exciting, 5 piece band consis...

18/11/2023

We’re back with a banger.
Christmas party with King Dinosaur celebrating their album launch followed by a couple of hours of funk and jazz from Jelly Jazz! Yes please!
Also gonna be offering craft beers brewed by Calstock’s own! More on that to follow.
Doors open and food from 7:30pm
Grab your tickets here https://bit.ly/3ufSI2S
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Calstock Hall
Calstock Events
King Dinosaur
Jelly Jazz

18/12/2021

We’ve decided to postpone our funk gig that was scheduled for 23.12.21…

All ticket holders will be automatically refunded via ENTS24.

Watch our socials in the New Year for a new date, we’ll be bringing the funk just as soon as we can ✌🏼

Happy Christmas
Love from the Slak Nanny Crew
🎄 🍺 🎵 😎

24/11/2021

Can’t wait for this one!!
Don’t forget you’ve still got a chance to win tickets. Share this post, the event or our latest video and buy your ticket before December for the chance to win another 2 tickets for your mates!

We’ve got a funk-filled evening this December 23rd…
Expect bangin’ funky beats all night, a bouncing dance floor and a super-stocked bar. Christmassy, covered areas in our marquee and fire-side seating in our riverside garden 🍺 🍺 🍺

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Tickets: https://bit.ly/3xotKMu

Calstock Hall
Fresh Squeezed Funk
Aldo Vanucci

01/11/2021

What a weekend that was! From the beautiful sands of Perranporth to this rather idyllic spot in Calstock. Cornwall you are stunning and my oh my do you know how to party 🥳

Next up we will be hitting up the Home Counties and we reckon you've got something to prove!

11/11/21 - Guildford, The BOILEROOM
12/11/21 - Horsham, The REC Rooms
13/11/21 - Oxford, O2 Academy Oxford

31/10/2021

What a night!!! Not sure where to begin….! Thank you Tankus the Henge - you were incredible as we expected. Such a beautiful bunch of people- please come hang out again with us in Calstock! King Dinosaur got us in full swing to begin with- couldn’t have asked for a better opener 🦖

Whadda vibe n all - proper Halloweeny fireside feels in our garden. It was fantastic to have so many of you enjoying our home cooked autumnal tagine.. good old belly warmer for an October eve outdoors.

It was magical to see the hall absolutely packed with big smiles and dancing… lovely to see so many familiar faces and welcome new ones too.

None of this would’ve been possible without our incredible bunch of helpers. We’re so lucky to have such willing volunteers… our techy crew, bunting & decor fairies, kitchen helpers, bar staff, background crew, clean down beasts, glass collectors, team marquee, pumpkin carvers!! And a humongous thanks to legends Over The Top Cornish Pasties and Calstock Social Club for saving the night after our card machines played a 🧙‍♀️trick on us half way through the night meaning we couldn’t take any payments for half an hour!!! Thanks so much for your patience. There were some proper happy faces when the bar shutters reopened 😃😃

Thanks also to our media guys.. should have some great snaps+ footage of the night to bring you soon 📷

We can’t wait for the next one. 23rd December. It’s gonnn get funky!! we got Freshly Squeezed lined up + bangin funk DJ tba. Watch our socials for the latest on that, grab your tickets as early as poss.

loads of love from all at Slak Nanny x

PS special big ups to Taylor and taylor for being legends

Calstock Hall

29/10/2021

We are fully hyped for tomorrow’s line up!! King Dinosaur to kick us off, with Tankus the Henge to follow!!

We’ll be serving our home cooked rich and warming Lamb/ Veggie Tagine with couscous salad from 1830. Doors, bar and music form 1800. So come and enjoy a drink and some autumnal flavours before you start dancing. Live music begins from around 2030.

Marquee is going up tomorrow afternoon… we’ve got you covered! We’ll have pumpkin lanterns and hopefully fireside seating (if it’s dry enough!) … It’s HALLOWEEN-get your fancy dress on! We’ll be donning ours.

We’ve now COMPLETELY SOLD OUT!! We won’t have any tickets available on the door :(:(

We’re excited to be partying with you all but do remember that old covid is still on the scene. If you’d like to take a lateral flow before attending tomorrow, we’d encourage it but it’s not essential. We are doing CARD ONLY payments all evening to avoid cash handling.
Please be mindful of parking, there is an overflow carpark at the train station.

28/10/2021

We’re hyped for this!!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen! I interupt your infinite scroll down meme lane with important news! This weekend we are taking our Gonzo Rock n' Roll carnage down to Cornwall. Calstock is SOLD OUT but there are still some tickets left for The Watering Hole in Perranporth.

29/10/21 - The Watering Hole, Perranporth
30/10/21 - Calstock Hall, Calstock

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11/10/2021

Advance tickets for Tankus the Henge + King Dinosaur have now sold out!

There will be limited tickets available on the door if you’ve not managed to grab one yet 🎟 🎟

Starting to feel autumnal now… getting prepped for Halloween 🎃

Tankus the Henge + King Dinosaur, Calstock Hall

Tankus the Henge
King Dinosaur
Calstock Hall

16/09/2021

Gettum whilst you still can! Tickets available here:

https://tickets.ents24.com/event/tickets/eventid/2017825?inf=a9ddfcfefba0cde5

We're happy to be spending two nights in Cornwall this year! The second is at Calstock Hall, on 30th October. On the banks of the Tamar. Limited tickets available from https://www.ents24.com/calstock-events/calstock-village-hall/tankus-the-henge/6305236

(📸 Alison Robinson - Franco and Jaz in full throttle go mode)