Count Backwards

27/05/2026

On a fully AIR CONDITIONED cruise ship…IF ONLY!!
Phoar…..what a scorcher 🥵melted my way through shows latter part of last week and over the weekend.
Little Birds Pre School (fab) Littledown (ditto) Alton Pancras fete (seriously hot)
2 x P3 private birthday parties…(very very hot)
Cheriton Village Fete (I nearly passed out!) omg was that one hot. Busy busy.

Thanks for all our wonderful audiences who roughed it out with us. X
Literally too busy for fresh pics and I keep forgetting to ask everyone for permission, hence old pic!

18/05/2026

ON BEHALF OF JR ENTERTAINMENT BOURNEMOUTH! Yummy, cheese, chilli and silly (magic and puppets shows!) yessir, imma going all the way to Reigate for@this ‘un. Should be a@lotta fun xx Count Backwards magic and Punch & Judy on the day.

11/05/2026

So, it’s Poole Quay for some al fresco magical mayhem starring…..ME! Safferdy aphalmoon. X

10/05/2026

POOLE QUAY IS MA NEXT FREE PUBLIC APPEARANCES!! Should be a cracker! Come say hello@👋 ###

03/05/2026

Some upcoming dates peopleeeeee!! Come say HELLO 👋. Xx

29/04/2026

Open to the public! A fun filled FAMILY quiz hosted by the Count & Countess..? Yes please. The Sandbanks Hotel

29/04/2026

Open to the public! The Sandbanks Hotel

29/04/2026

Got to do an ace fun filled Punch & Judy Show for Freya’s 6th birthday party last weekend! She’s a massive fan and loved every minute of it. Thanks to her parents for arranging for me to come and entertain with my show and brilliantly fun disco party! See www.punchentertainments.co.uk for details and packages.

14/02/2026

Ooooh, OK 👌 yeah babyeeeees. So proud to be a part of this fabulous line up. Awesome festival. Great value for money and siiiick FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT!
With Jurassic Fields Music Festival
Count Backwards

Three days of great music and entertainment set to the backdrop of Bridport in Dorset. Come and enjoy our two stages of live music, family entertainment tent, dance tent and a wide selection of food and drink stalls. There is something for everyone!

20/11/2025

I’m appearing as “Professor Count Backwards” at this wonderfully festive event on Saturday. Performing my super fun Punch & Judy show suitable for all ages. Xx 5pm till 8pm

The Beaulieu Village Victorian Christmas evening will return on Saturday 22nd November 2025, from 5pm – 8pm. Those wishing to attend the evening by vehicle will be asked to park in the Beaulieu Attraction visitor car parks, accessed via the main entrance where marshalls will be ready to greet you....