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08/10/2026

Wade and Norris were busy looking after the Lady on Wheels, leaving Kelvin in charge of helping the girl child move into her new flat. It seemed to go smoothly. There was even a trip to Lidl...who knew that you still needed a trolley pound for a Lidl trolley! Luckily Kelvin had prepared for all eventualities and, in a rare sensible moment, didn't allow any browsing in the middle aisle. Kel, you're looking like a dead cert for WTF employee of the month!

05/10/2026

Nick and Mick Morris were sitting in the fruit bowl looking expectant. "Excuse me love..." piped up Mick, but was interrupted by Nick..."Oi oi love, where's the effin bananas?!!! I'm effin starvin'!!!" Sorry lads, normal service will be resumed soon. You'll just have to have granola 🤢🤢🤢

23/09/2026

Len was feeling a bit sorry for himself. "Misty, my arm really hurts, I can't rehearse for my next gig!" Misty sighed and booked Len a physio appointment. "Mr Watson, you've got repetitive strain injury" the physio explained, "although it seems very severe and not what I'd expect from guitar playing!" Oh dear, in Misty's absence it looks like there's been too much "Len Love" going on 😬😬😬

22/09/2026

Misty was feeling a bit shaggy so booked an appointment for a fresh trim. "Perfect, love!" she complimented the stylist. Misty is certain that Len won't notice 🙄

06/09/2026

Misty was feeling fed up. It seemed that whatever she did was wrong. Len was happy to provide her with "feedback" but stormed off in a sulk when Misty gave Len pointers on how he could improve his performance as a husband. She was sure that new running shoes would cheer her up 😀

30/08/2026

It was Misty's birthday. Len had forgotten. Their impromptu lunch outing was uncomfortably silent 😬😬😬

26/08/2026

After her weekend of excess the Landlady decided it was time to get back to the gym. Luckily Norris's cousin, Nerys Clarke, is a personal trainer and offered to help out. "That Nick Morris is a bad influence!" she grumbled, "Just say no next time!" Nerys doesn't worry about the scales, she's just concerned about how many logs you can get in the wheelbarrow and still manage to push it 🙄

25/08/2026

The Landlady and the Jolly Lady had gone to a festival. Nick Morris had one job which was to make sure the Landlady didn't drink too much when unattended. "Cider's boring love!" suggested Nick, "have some cocktails then go onto gin!" What a great idea Nick, what could possibly go wrong? 🍷🍸🍹🍺🍻🥂🥃

05/08/2026

Misty had packed an overnight bag and headed off to stay with her sister, Luna. Len had no idea why she'd gone, she still had lots of things to do at home, like ironing his pants and cleaning copious beige hairs out of the plughole. Len decided to make the best of things in her absence without her nagging him to do jobs 🙈🙉🙊

26/07/2026

Wade had been lucky enough to be invited on the Sunday swimming and refreshments excursion with the Jolly lady and Tiny tarka terry, he sat patiently in the van (he was locked in) whilst they spent a ridiculous amount of time swimming not very far😬. Luckily he was able to treat them both to coffee and toast, or so he thought until he realised he’d forgotten his wallet🙄. FFS Wade🤬. Sorry Love🙄

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