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30/08/2026

It was Misty's birthday. Len had forgotten. Their impromptu lunch outing was uncomfortably silent 😬😬😬

26/08/2026

After her weekend of excess the Landlady decided it was time to get back to the gym. Luckily Norris's cousin, Nerys Clarke, is a personal trainer and offered to help out. "That Nick Morris is a bad influence!" she grumbled, "Just say no next time!" Nerys doesn't worry about the scales, she's just concerned about how many logs you can get in the wheelbarrow and still manage to push it 🙄

25/08/2026

The Landlady and the Jolly Lady had gone to a festival. Nick Morris had one job which was to make sure the Landlady didn't drink too much when unattended. "Cider's boring love!" suggested Nick, "have some cocktails then go onto gin!" What a great idea Nick, what could possibly go wrong? 🍷🍸🍹🍺🍻🥂🥃

05/08/2026

Misty had packed an overnight bag and headed off to stay with her sister, Luna. Len had no idea why she'd gone, she still had lots of things to do at home, like ironing his pants and cleaning copious beige hairs out of the plughole. Len decided to make the best of things in her absence without her nagging him to do jobs 🙈🙉🙊

26/07/2026

Wade had been lucky enough to be invited on the Sunday swimming and refreshments excursion with the Jolly lady and Tiny tarka terry, he sat patiently in the van (he was locked in) whilst they spent a ridiculous amount of time swimming not very far😬. Luckily he was able to treat them both to coffee and toast, or so he thought until he realised he’d forgotten his wallet🙄. FFS Wade🤬. Sorry Love🙄

21/07/2026

Wade and Norris were very excited to be invited to the Girl Child's graduation. "Invited" might be too strong a word as they didn't ask if they could go and just turned up. Norris was very proud. Wade said it was boring 🙄

15/07/2026

Wade was busy rebranding WTF (Wade's Therapy Friends) so was delegating all his duties to the rest of The Lads. This usually meant Norris, who found it very difficult to say "no" to Wade. The new WTF slogan is "Pay Peanuts, Get Monkeys" to reflect the price and employee demographic. Norris took the Lady on Wheels to the medical centre. There are so many monkey carers these days that they even supply monkey-sized chairs in the waiting room!

12/07/2026

Kelvin felt that his purpleness was looking a bit faded so booked an appointment with a local salon for a colour update and fresh trim. They even gave him coffee and biscuits. "Thanks love!" he exclaimed, handing over the Landlady's Monzo "I love it!"

09/07/2026

Wade was absolutely fuming. "I'm fuming love!" The Jolly Lady had gone to work and left Wade sweltering in her car. The windows were shut and even if he'd remembered his wallet he couldn't get out to buy an ice cream. Loads of people walked past but no one could be bothered to break a window. "I'm dying!" he panted weakly, but passersby just muttered about kids' teddies. Wade, shocked by his neglectful treatment, has moved back in with the Landlady.

24/06/2026

It was still baking at the commune. Len and his furry ginger beer belly were a sight to behold. "I hope it cools down for Shagfest" Len complained, "I had to bin our tent last year, even Misty couldn't get rid of that level of staining!"

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