Eleni's Fun Factory

02/06/2026

☀️ TUESDAY QUIZ NIGHT IS ON! CAN YOU CRACK THE CODE? ☀️
​I hope you’ve all got your thinking caps on for tonight because I’ve got a proper brain-teaser of a bonus riddle for you! 🧠✨
​There are 2 BONUS POINTS up for grabs right here, but you’re going to have to work for them this week. It’s not as easy as it looks!
​🕵️‍♀️ THE WEEKLY BONUS RIDDLE:
*"I live in a place where the cars need your feet,
And dinosaur burgers are what we all eat.
My neighbor is loud, and my waistcoat is brown,
And I marry a blonde in a prehistoric town.
​I’m a loyal best mate who is pint-sized and small,
And my surname is what’s left when a building does fall.*
​WHO AM I?" 🤔💭
​🚫 THE GOLDEN RULE: 🚫
DO NOT put your answers in the comments! If you leak it on here, I’ll be docking points from your team before we even start. Keep it to yourselves, write it down, and bring it to the desk at 8pm!
​⚠️ LENI’S WEEKLY REMINDER: ⚠️
​NO SCRIBBLING: I am the judge and jury on the marking tonight. If I see a crossed-out answer or a messy change, it is an instant ZERO. One guess, one pen, no messing about! ✍️❌
​PHONES IN BAGS: Keep them away, or your team is going home early!
​Get down early to grab your tables and get the pints in! See you all at 8pm sharp! ###x 👑🍻🪨

12/05/2026

☀️ I’M BACK! AND I’VE BROUGHT THE SUN & THE RULES! ☀️
​I’ve had a lovely time in Tunisia, but I’ve been watching the scores and I’m coming back with my STRICT HEAD on! The Baldwin Suite is going "Pro-League" tonight! 🎤⚖️
​Tonight is a DOUBLE SPECIAL ROUND: 🥊 💋🔞 It’s going to be a hoot, but I’m taking no prisoners!
​🕵️‍♀️ THE BONUS RIDDLE CHALLENGE:
I’ve got TWO riddles for you tonight. They are worth 2 POINTS EACH, or if you get both right, I’ll give you a massive 5 POINT HEAD START! 💰✨
​Riddle 1: "I’m a 'Square' where men go to 'Round',
Where the only music is a bell’s sharp sound.
I have four corners but no room for a bed,
And I’m the last place you’d want a heavy head!" 🥊🤔

​Riddle 2: "I’m a favorite 'pet' that doesn't need hay,
I’m powered by batteries to help you play.
I’ve got long ears and a famous name,
But I’m not the kind a magician would tame!" 🐰🔋
​🚫 RULES FOR THE RIDDLES: 🚫
DO NOT put the answers in the comments! If you spoil it for others, you’re barred from the bonus points. Keep your mouth shut and bring your answers to the quiz at 8pm!
​⚠️ LENI’S NEW HOUSE RULES: ⚠️
​NO SCRIBBLING: I am marking the papers personally. If I see a crossing out or a change, it’s a ZERO. One answer, one go! ✍️
​THE P*E TAX: Nipping to the loo during a round? That’s -5 points per visit! Hold it in or pay the price! 🚽🚫
​PHONES: Stays in your bags. If I see a screen, or even a 'glow' from a lap, your team is OUT.
​The prize pot is huge, so let's keep it fair and fun! See you all at 8pm sharp! ###x 👑🍻🥊💋

03/05/2026

💥 BOOM! WHAT A HOMECOMING! 💥
​I thought I left the crowds behind in Tunisia, but you lot blew me away tonight! We were literally dragging in extra tables just to fit all your lovely faces in. A totally jam-packed room and the energy was absolutely electric! ⚡️
​The prize pot was massive tonight—we cleared a total of £1,270! 💸
Check out these final house wins:
💰 £100
💰 £200
🔥 £400!
​Thank you to everyone who made my first night back so special. It’s good to be home! 🎰✨

03/05/2026

🌍 THE WORLD TOUR IS OVER—I’M BACK! 🌍
​Tunisia was absolutely brilliant (I even managed to take over the bingo mic over there!), but there is no place like home! I’ve swapped the cocktails for the bingo balls and I am officially back in the building tonight.
​A massive thank you to the legendary Dogger Tracey and Kinky Suzie Bear for keeping you lot in line while I was gone. I’ve heard they did a fab job, but the "Fun Factory" is under original management tonight! 🎰✨
​Come down and see if I’ve brought some Tunisian luck back with me. I’m sun-kissed, rested, and ready to hear some "HOUSE!" shouts that can be heard back in Africa!
​🕒 Doors open at 6pm
📍 Tonight at Severns Club Stourport

28/04/2026

🏆 QUIZ NIGHT TONIGHT AT THE SEVERNS! 🏆
​Don’t panic, but I’m still living my best life in Tunisia! ☀️🌴 Which means I’ve handed the keys to the kingdom (and the microphone!) over to the one, the only... KINKY SUZIE BEAR! 🐻🎤✨
​The Severns might never be the same again! Suzie is ready and waiting to put you lot through your paces, so get down early—8pm sharp! 🍻
​🕵️‍♀️ LENI’S GOLDEN RULE:
The prize pot is massive, so Suzie is watching you like a hawk. NO CROSSINGS OUT! ✍️🚫 First ink is final—if you scribble, you get a big fat zero. No cheating, no phones, and absolutely no arguing with the Bear!
No riddle today cos we'll i can't be arsed im on holiday. Enjoy

27/04/2026

🎤 YOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL OUT OF THE BINGO HALL... 🎰
​But you definitely can't take the bingo out of the girl!
​I promised myself a quiet holiday in Tunisia, but before I knew it, I was back on stage! I think the hotel heard the "Fun Factory" was in town and they just couldn't resist.
​Sending love to all my regulars back home! I’m practicing some new Tunisian "lucky calls" to bring back with me. Don't let Dogger Tracey and Kinky Suzie Bear have too much fun without me! 😉🍹
​See you all soon! 🍀✨

26/04/2026

🍹 GREETINGS FROM TUNISIA! ☀️
​I might be soaking up the sun and sipping cocktails, but I haven’t forgotten my favorite bingo family!
​The show must go on at Severns tonight, and I’ve left you in the absolute best hands. The legendary Dogger Tracey and the one and only Kinky Suzie Bear are taking the reins while I’m away! 🎰💃
​Be kind to them (or don’t, they can handle it!), get those dabbers ready, and let’s see some massive houses called tonight. I’ll be checking the winners from the sun lounger!
​🕒 Eyes down at 6:30pm
📍 The Severns
Drop your comments below let us know who's joining the ladies tonight

14/04/2026

🏆 QUIZ NIGHT TONIGHT AT THE SEVERNS! 🏆
​Get your thinking caps on, the severns is calling! We’re kicking off at 8pm sharp and the prize pot is looking JUICY tonight🎤💰
BONUS RIDDLE for a head start? 🕵️‍♀️✨
​"I’m the orange spear that sleeps in the clay,
With a feathery hat of green, so they say.
Some say I’m the secret to sight in the dark,
A favorite for Snowmen left in the park." 🥕❄️
​What am I?
​No answers in comments
​See you all at 8 for the best night of the week! ###x 👑🍻

12/04/2026

🎰 SUNDAY BINGO & A HUGE SHOUT-OUT! 🎰
​It’s eyes down tonight in Stourport, but before we get to the dabbing, we need to talk about one incredible lady!
​Remember our charity raffle for Guide Dogs? Well, the amazing Jemma is currently out there running her marathon! 🏃‍♀️🐕 She’s officially HALF WAY through!
​Big up, Jemma! Keep those legs moving, girl—the whole bingo room is cheering you on! We’re so proud of the work you’re doing for such a brilliant cause.
​Tonight’s Bingo Details:
✅ Doors open at 6pm
✅ Massive prizes to be won
✅ The best atmosphere in Stourport
​Come down, join the fun, and let’s keep the good vibes going for Jemma!

10/04/2026

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