18/01/2026
In November just gone I thought it would be cool to predict who would win each round and ultimately become the champion, of a giant coin toss game for all 120 delegates that I was performing to.
Before I was introduced to the stage, I wrote down exactly who I predicted would win, and for maximum drama, I folded it up and hid it in my shoe, ready for the big reveal.
I walk on stage. I start the game.
And that’s when it happens.
119 people stand up to play… and 1 person makes a dash for the exit.
That 1 person — out of a 100 — just so happened to be my prediction.
I watched, in slow motion, as my guaranteed winner casually walked out of the room and left the event entirely.
I turned back to the audience, who were now eagerly waiting to play, while internally panicking and externally sticking to my script. Normally this game lasts a good 5–7 minutes. That night? We were done in four rounds. About two to three minutes total.
Luckily, the winner ended up being someone I’d already had a good interaction with earlier, so I leaned into it, congratulated them, and produced a small bottle of Prosecco as a prize.
I handed over the Prosecco, finished with a rope trick, took my applause, and walked off stage with a crumpled-up prediction still hiding in my shoe — never to see the light of day.
Later, I came clean to the event organiser, who found it hilarious that the only person to leave the room had been my prediction. She and the photographer even took the attached photo of me holding the prediction, which I believe was later sent to the culprit so they could be in on the joke too.
So yes — things do go wrong.
Quite often, you just don’t know they have.
Getting things wrong is no bad thing. We learn far more from mistakes than successes — and I’ve definitely learned one thing: Next time, I might need more than one prediction. 😄
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