Under the Big Top

Under the Big Top �Farm-grown florals, eggs �West Kelowna �Custom blooms

I should’ve known better than to leave the Garden B*tch and the Garden Criminal unsupervised.One minute I have a perfect...
09/03/2026

I should’ve known better than to leave the Garden B*tch and the Garden Criminal unsupervised.

One minute I have a perfectly respectable flower fridge…
The next thing I know, there’s a bouquet AND a beer in it. 🍺💐

Apparently we’re running a full-service establishment now.
I grow the flowers.
They bring the beverages.
Nobody is in charge here. 😂

I need you to understand that this is ONE dahlia.Not a bouquet.Not several blooms stuck together.ONE. SINGLE. ABSURDLY L...
09/02/2026

I need you to understand that this is ONE dahlia.
Not a bouquet.
Not several blooms stuck together.

ONE. SINGLE. ABSURDLY LARGE DAHLIA.

Two giant handfuls of flower because apparently my garden has no concept of moderation. 🌸

08/24/2026

I fear I’ve discovered the flower that’s about to become my entire personality. 🌸

Gladiolas have officially entered the Under the Big Top obsession rotation and I am NOT handling it responsibly. 😂

Tall. Dramatic. Slightly ridiculous. Absolutely refusing to be ignored.

Basically, they’re the floral equivalent of walking into a room and announcing, “Yes, I am the moment.”
And now I need more. Obviously.

Would you put gladiolas in your bouquet, or are you emotionally prepared to watch me become completely feral over them? 👀

🌸 Custom bouquets are always available — DM me to order.

I accidentally made a bouquet that smells like a f*cking garden witch and I am OBSESSED. 🌿💐Heavy on the basil. Fresh as ...
08/17/2026

I accidentally made a bouquet that smells like a f*cking garden witch and I am OBSESSED. 🌿💐

Heavy on the basil. Fresh as hell. Not obnoxiously huge. Just sitting there smelling absolutely illegal.

Like… why does this bouquet smell better than most candles?!

I genuinely think basil in flowers deserves more attention and I will be accepting no criticism at this time.

Follow me for more floral chaos and questionable botanical decisions.

08/12/2026

Some bouquets are arranged. This one was wrestled into submission. 😂💐

I got a hand cramp building this absolute BEAST, but honestly? Worth it.
Big, lush, ridiculously extra bouquets are kind of my love language.

Need one for a birthday, anniversary, “I screwed up,” “I love you,” or simply because you deserve to walk into your house and feel like the main character?

DM me to order a custom bouquet. 🌸

The glads have unionized. And apparently, their demands include being the hottest flowers in the bouquet. 💅🌸Tall. Dramat...
08/12/2026

The glads have unionized. And apparently, their demands include being the hottest flowers in the bouquet. 💅🌸

Tall. Dramatic. Completely incapable of being subtle.

Honestly, I’m just here to facilitate their takeover.
Want a bouquet with this level of ✨audacity✨?

Custom bouquets are available to order from Under the Big Top. Tell me your vibe, colour palette, or just say “make it unhinged” and I’ll take it from there.

DM me to order your bouquet. 💐

Flower and egg sales resume August 7 🌻
08/01/2026

Flower and egg sales resume August 7 🌻

07/29/2026

Turns out the fastest way to get the garden criminal to finish a garden job is to casually say, “Do you want me to ask Papa to do it?” 🌿😂

The garden criminal has never trimmed a plant so fast.

07/28/2026

🌻 GUESS THE HEIGHT BEFORE YOU READ THE COMMENTS. 👀

No cheating.

The last clip is your only clue: that’s the garden criminal with Benny on his shoulders... and our sunflower is still taller.

Drop your best guess in the comments (feet or metres).
Closest guess wins absolutely nothing... except the satisfaction of being right. 🌻😂

Subscription pick-up day. 🌸✨Today’s bouquets are heading out the door, and I couldn’t resist sharing a little peek behin...
07/27/2026

Subscription pick-up day. 🌸✨

Today’s bouquets are heading out the door, and I couldn’t resist sharing a little peek behind the scenes.
Every bouquet is made with whatever is looking its absolute best in the garden that week, which means no two deliveries are ever the same.
Swipe through for the finished bouquets, the close-up details, and a look inside the floral fridge before they head to their new homes.

💛 Subscription bouquets are currently sold out (thank you!!), but if you’ve fallen in love with what you see, custom bouquets are always available. Whether you’re celebrating something special or just want fresh flowers because it’s Tuesday, I’d love to create something just for you.

Send me a message to order your custom bouquet. 🌿💐

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