Salem Burns Events

Salem Burns Events Our events are q***r focused, kink friendly, s*x positive spaces, hosting munches, workshops, markets, dance parties, play parties and so much more

New newsletter dropped in your inbox 👀Click the link in the bio for all the things 👆🏻 sign up for our newsletter and get...
06/11/2026

New newsletter dropped in your inbox 👀

Click the link in the bio for all the things 👆🏻 sign up for our newsletter and get your ticket for our upcoming events now.

Welcome to Slut Girl (*gender neutral*) Summer!We’re tired of AI slop, q***r and kink educators’ accounts getting screwe...
06/09/2026

Welcome to Slut Girl (*gender neutral*) Summer!

We’re tired of AI slop, q***r and kink educators’ accounts getting screwed, and condos taking over our beloved city. Let’s get together over a cheeky drink and celebrate our own pleasure.

Stop giving your money to big gross companies. Give it to the creators directly.

Get ready for Ontario’s best kinky and s*xy vendors, raffle prizes, a bar, and a place to socialize with friends. You. deserve. it.

5$ cover online, 10$ cover at the door.

Raffle tickets for a chance to win prizes from our partners at Come As You Are, Blunt and Cherry Dispensary and More!

Come dance around the maypole with us for a Midsommar Q***r Sapphic Play Party🌸.Bloom into an evening of sun-drenched de...
05/13/2026

Come dance around the maypole with us for a Midsommar Q***r Sapphic Play Party🌸.

Bloom into an evening of sun-drenched desire and moonlit mischief at a Midsommar-themed sapphic party celebrating q***r hotties🌈.

Dancing through the meadow, flower crowns assembled by candlelight, and a warm, playful atmosphere where romance and flirtation are welcome.

Guests are invited to wear floral, hippy, linen, pastels, flowing dresses, breezy separates, lace, or romantic boho, with optional body painting at the event.

A ceremonial flower crown making station, dances beneath the lights, a maypole-themed dance circle, and a plounge draped in garlands💐.

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈This is a play party exclusively for q***r women, trans, non-binary, and two-spirit folx.

You do not have to identify as “sapphic” if it does not fit, the only limitation on attendance is that cis men are not permitted in the space.

CIS MEN ARE NOT PERMITTED TO ATTEND THIS EVENT. We have more events coming up that will be open to everyone! Follow to stay up to date.

🖤Sapphic Play
🖤Dance
🖤DJs
🖤Performances
🖤Plounge Space
🖤 Dungeon
🖤Toy Library

Limited capacity so get your tickets now! This is an exclusive event and tickets WILL sell out. There will be NO TIX AT THE DOOR.

As always, contact the salem team if you require financial aid.

That’s a wrap on Tell Me I’m a Good Girl! Thank you to everyone who came and made this event unforgettable and sooo good...
05/12/2026

That’s a wrap on Tell Me I’m a Good Girl!

Thank you to everyone who came and made this event unforgettable and sooo good 😈

For those of you who want to order a Good Girl or Salem Burns Paddle, we have opened up the VERY limited stock to public sales! $65 for a gorgeous laser engraved paddle. DM us PADDLE PLS and we’ll get you covered :)

The album is up on the Salem burns website! If you were at the event, you should be getting the password for that page shortly in your inbox so keep an eye out.

Till next time 💋 stay curious

Why look what came in the mail: our custom order pickle ball paddles with engraved wood detailing by the incredible folk...
05/10/2026

Why look what came in the mail: our custom order pickle ball paddles with engraved wood detailing by the incredible folks at Canadian Pro Shop Online 👀

Aren’t they gorgeous? And they come with their own carrying case for bringing your paddle to the pickle ball field?….court?…arena?

If you bought a good girl paddle with your ticket to the party, stay tuned! You will receive an email with details on how we’ll deliver the paddle to you.

Are you having fomo that you don’t have a Good Girl or a Salem Burns paddle?

Such a shame…. Well, since you’ve been such a good girl (gender neutral) we’re opening up sales to the public! Who wants one?

DM us “I want a paddle” and someone from our team will be in touch 🖤

Trust us. We just tried them and it THUDS your pickle ball beautifully (that’s how you play, right?)

YES QUEENS 👏🏻THANK YOU to all you gorgeous hotties who came out to Bodice Ripper at .parkdale What a spicy stunning nigh...
05/03/2026

YES QUEENS 👏🏻

THANK YOU to all you gorgeous hotties who came out to Bodice Ripper at .parkdale
What a spicy stunning night 🔥

Hungry for more? Then see you tonight at Birdhaus at 7pm for Tell Me I’m a Good Girl play party 💋

Want more sapphic events? Let us know💕
Want to throw an event in your city? ALSO let us know!

Dear readers, Your DJs for the night are not only sapphic sensual perfection, but have collaborated at previous Salem ev...
04/27/2026

Dear readers,

Your DJs for the night are not only sapphic sensual perfection, but have collaborated at previous Salem events to tantalizing outcomes.

Both legends in the Toronto DJ scene, these q***r femmes bring the house down with their resplendent amorous feminine wiles.

Start a scandal. See you on Thursday .parkdale

SUNDAY means it’s NEWSLETTER DAY! Are you subscribed to our newsletter yet? Ever since the tech assh0les tried to take u...
04/26/2026

SUNDAY means it’s NEWSLETTER DAY!

Are you subscribed to our newsletter yet? Ever since the tech assh0les tried to take us down, we have been booming on substack! Sign up and get all the events, classes, prizes and updates in the Salem world delivered straight to your inbox.

Hit the button in the bio to subscribe 👆🏻

Hey did you know you could get customized beautiful wood pickle ball paddles👀 wonder what else they could be used for…🤔L...
04/24/2026

Hey did you know you could get customized beautiful wood pickle ball paddles👀 wonder what else they could be used for…🤔

Looking to expand your collection with a limited edition paddle- get your ticket to the May 3rd party NOW!

Interested in the just the paddle but can’t make it to the event? DM us PADDLE PLS and we’ll get you on the list.

These are limited edition and they WILL sell out!

Get your tickets and paddles now ^ link in the bio

Thanks  for censoring adult sx and kink educators, but we’ll be sticking to substack: home of the literary nerds and ind...
04/21/2026

Thanks for censoring adult sx and kink educators, but we’ll be sticking to substack: home of the literary nerds and independent company owners that refused an offer by musky to purchase them in ‘23🤓

If you already signed up for our newsletter, guess what, you don’t have to do anything! HUZZA!

If you want to sign up for our newsletter to find out about events, parties, classes, markets and give the evil conglomerate powers be a giant middle finger, click the link in our bio to sign up ⬆️

Don’t forget to get your tickets for our industry play party “Tell Me I’m a Good Girl” at 💋 and the Bodice Ripper at .parkdale

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