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After receiving several injuries over the previous weekend, the herald was dispatched to the Cobalt this Tuesday evening...
07/17/2024

After receiving several injuries over the previous weekend, the herald was dispatched to the Cobalt this Tuesday evening, where, with only a few days' rest and his aging body barely starting to heal, he shall be put to the test.

Despite this, the herald anticipates a delicious evening in which he can briefly satiate His unquenchable appetite again.

Featuring:

Ape War
Dirge
Jisei

Venue: The Cobalt

Vids: shiksa

Full review at:

24-06-04 | The Cobalt | Ape War, Dirge, Jisei

This evening, after a long absence, the herald descends upon 648 Kingsway, where a selection of three offerings await co...
06/19/2024

This evening, after a long absence, the herald descends upon 648 Kingsway, where a selection of three offerings await consumption. Yet another day spent basking in the sun's summer rays has the herald anticipating the darkened interior of 648 with glee.

By chance, the herald arrives early for once, giving him time to prepare himself for his divine mission. A small crowd mills outside as he weaves towards the narrow entrance, anticipating offerings that will provide Him what He demands.

Featuring:

K**A SUTRA MURDER
CHEAP FLAVOR
EACHOTHERSMOTHERS

Venue: 648 Kingsway

Vids: SHIKSA

Full review:

24-05-11 | 648 Kingsway | K**a Sutra Murder, Cheap Flavor, Eachothersmothers

As the mortal plane continues its dreary existence, My herald musters the remnants of his broken and bruised body to hea...
06/04/2024

As the mortal plane continues its dreary existence, My herald musters the remnants of his broken and bruised body to head towards The Cobalt, where a delectable selection of offerings await to be sacrificed before Me.

This past weekend saw My herald take several injuries to his frail mortal shell, so naturally, his first night back in My service will be at a brutal hardcore show designed to push his limits to the brink.

The potential offerings available tonight are as follows:

The HIRS Collective
Beaver Fever
JISEI
Dirge
Ape War

With predominantly repeat offerings lined up tonight—and one of My herald's personal favorites among them—there is no doubt that the evening will yield the chaotic energy I eternally crave.

For the new supplicants daring to present themselves tonight, let it be made abundantly clear what is expected of you. I demand the manic and frantic energy that only comes from humans flailing on the dance floor, their bodies convulsing in a wild display of abandon. This is the sole source of My temporary satiation, the only thing that momentarily quells My insatiable thirst.

Do your job tonight, Cobalt. Make My herald MOVE.

The Cobalt | 24-06-04

After an interminable stretch wasted on his pathetic trivialities, My herald is finally summoned back to his sacred duti...
05/31/2024

After an interminable stretch wasted on his pathetic trivialities, My herald is finally summoned back to his sacred duties tonight. My slothenly cretin has been invited to Red Gate Arts Society, where a selection of offerings shall be laid before Me to satiate My insatiable hunger.

The potential offerings available tonight are as follows:

STRATHCONA
EVAN WILLIAMS PROJECT
AUTOGRAFT

This evening's selection is a blend of repeat offerings and one new supplicant. Such variety always stirs a pathetic flicker of excitement in My herald's feeble mind, yet all must be made acutely aware of what is expected of them tonight.

I demand nothing less than the manic, frenzied energy that comes only from humans flailing on the dance floor, their bodies moving with wild abandon to the cacophony of sound presented before them. This is the essence of My desire, the only thing that momentarily quenches My eternal thirst.

Red Gate, you exist solely to facilitate My herald's extraction of this vital energy.

Do your job tonight, Red Gate. Make My herald MOVE.

Red Gate | 24-05-30

Following a week of sparse offerings on the local stage, the herald is eager to return to his duties. So tonight, he wil...
05/30/2024

Following a week of sparse offerings on the local stage, the herald is eager to return to his duties. So tonight, he will head back to Red Gate Arts Society, where a selection of offerings await consumption as three repeat offerings and one first-timer vie for His pleasure.

With so many days spent on matters of mortal trivialities, the darkened cavern of Red Gate beacons the herald on this Sunday evening with promises of manic energy that is the only source of His satisfaction.

Featuring:



Autonomous Apes


Venue:
Videos: .h.i.k.s.a

Full review at :

24-05-05 | Red Gate | Scarlet Fever, Benzonn, Autonomous Apes, Muppet Boys

After a long absence from the venue, the herald has been drawn to the Biltmore Cabaret, where a longtime favorite celebr...
05/22/2024

After a long absence from the venue, the herald has been drawn to the Biltmore Cabaret, where a longtime favorite celebrates their new single release. With the herald's idleness of late, he is keen to return to his duties.

Arriving late, the herald enters the darkened dungeon that is the Biltmore, with the opening offering in full swing. With a large spot open up front, he makes his way there and begins service to Him
Featuring:
DUSKNOTE
ZOEY LEVEN
FELISHA
BLEAKOS

Venue: BILTMORE
Pics: MUNGO

Full review at: https://eldergod.ca/show-reaction/21-04-26-biltmore-cabaret/
Link in bio.

21-04-26 | Biltmore Cabaret | Dusknote, Zoey Leven, Felisha & The Jazz Rejects, Bleako's Nuclear Disco

Thanks to My benevolent nature, I granted My herald a few days of respite, which he lazily squandered. This indulgence w...
05/17/2024

Thanks to My benevolent nature, I granted My herald a few days of respite, which he lazily squandered. This indulgence was a mere test, for now I fully expect him to be in top form. Tonight, My herald has been summoned to the venerable Red Gate, where a selection of offerings will be laid bare in hopes of satiating My eternal hunger and appeasing My insatiable demands for another day.

With one touring band joining from the distant island, they will be accompanied by local repeat offerings, each of whom has proven their worth to Me in the past. The potential offerings on this night are as follows:

SLOWICIDE
NATLAK
PHUTURE MEMORIEZ
DASTARD

It is the sole touring band who may not yet comprehend the gravity of the task before them, the dire expectations that hang over their performance like a sharpened guillotine. Know this: I demand nothing less than manic and frenzied energy, the kind that can only be summoned from the depths of human despair and ecstasy as they flail upon the dance floor.

The stage is set, the offerings prepared. Red Gate, your time has come to prove your worth. Fail Me, and face the wrath of an Elder God scorned.

Do your job tonight, Red Gate. Make My herald MOVE.

Red Gate | 24-05-16

As yet another fleeting weekend spirals towards its inevitable conclusion, My herald is beckoned once more to the hallow...
05/12/2024

As yet another fleeting weekend spirals towards its inevitable conclusion, My herald is beckoned once more to the hallowed halls of RRed Gate Arts Society where a sumptuous selection of offerings awaits to momentarily appease My insatiable hunger.

Having spent his weekend skulking in the shadows, avoiding the hateful glare of the sun, the nemesis of his kind, My herald eagerly anticipates the cool embrace of the evening air as he returns to the venue that so reliably provides Me with succulent and satisfying offerings.

Tonight, the stage is set with offerings that bear the weight of repetition:

REVEREND APE
FELISHA & THE JAZZ REJECTS
INFIDELITY

Familiar names, each having dutifully fulfilled their roles in the past, now stand ready to once again offer themselves to My divine hunger. Having borne witness to their performances on numerous occasions, My herald is well-prepared for the torrent of energy that shall consume Red Gate tonight.

I shall be satiated in My insatiable desire for the manic and frenetic energy that can only be derived from the convulsions and contortions of mortals upon the dance floor. Of this, there is no doubt.

Red Gate, heed My command, for your fate hangs in the balance. Make My herald MOVE, make him writhe in agony and ecstasy, for his torment is but a prelude to the grandeur of My ascendance.

Red Gate | 24-05-12

Once more, as the mundane mortal week slithers to its pitiful conclusion, My herald shall rise from the depths of his me...
05/09/2024

Once more, as the mundane mortal week slithers to its pitiful conclusion, My herald shall rise from the depths of his mediocrity and stagger his way to Green Auto tonight, where a feast of delectable offerings shall be laid before Me.

Having wallowed in lethargy all week long, barely mustering the energy to drag his pathetic carcass through the banality of existence, the time has come for him to fulfill the singular purpose for which he is fit – to flail uncontrollably to the strains of live music, a puppet dancing to the tune of My divine will.

The potential offerings presented tonight bear names as meaningless as the fleeting moments of mortal existence:

LA LUNE
STILL DEPTHS
STUCCO
DREAM/LOSS

Among them, a mix of new supplicants and returning favorites, all poised to do their duty and provide Me with the sustenance I so crave.

But let it be known, new supplicants, that no less than complete dedication to providing Me with the manic and frenzied energy that only arises from humans flailing on the dance floor will be deemed acceptable. Your mortal forms are but vessels for My divine hunger, and your convulsions and contortions shall serve as the nourishment to satiate My eternal appetite.

Green Auto, heed My command, for your fate hangs in the balance. Make My herald MOVE.

Green Auto | 24-05-09

After a few months of absence from the venue, the herald was invited to The Cobalt, where the four selections on offer d...
05/08/2024

After a few months of absence from the venue, the herald was invited to The Cobalt, where the four selections on offer dubbed it an Emo Showcase night. Regardless of genre, the herald stands prepared to give maximum flail to appease His insatiable desires.

It will be a mix of first-timers and repeats, the perfect mix for the herald to fully enjoy his evening. While his enjoyment means nothing to Him, the herald always performs better when he can personally engage.

Featuring:

Cheer Up Champ
Seeing Grey
Аutonomous Apes
Feedlot

Venue: The Cobalt

See full review at:

24-04-18 | The Cobalt | Cheer Up Champ, Seeing Grey, Autonomous Apes, Feedlot

Tonight, the herald has received a summons to Lanalou's, where three offerings will be laid before Him to appease His et...
05/02/2024

Tonight, the herald has received a summons to Lanalou's, where three offerings will be laid before Him to appease His eternal desires. As he was invited to this event, his free will taken, the herald is compelled to accept all requests that wish to show they can please Him.

The warm evening air greets him as he enters the venue, late as usual, where the opening offering has already started. Slipping through the crowd, the herald makes his way to the front, where his task begins.

Featuring:

HI-DIVE
ALIENS AT HOME
Disposable Disguises

Venue: LanaLou's

See full review at:

24-04-14 | Lanalou's | Hi-Dive, Aliens At Home | Disposable Disguises

As the seasons change, the days get longer, and the daylight extends its warm reach, the herald is once again drawn to R...
04/30/2024

As the seasons change, the days get longer, and the daylight extends its warm reach, the herald is once again drawn to Red Gate -the source of many Sunday night flailings- where a fine selection of offerings awaits.

It will consist of two repeat offerings and two brand new ones, always a treat and the reason the herald was drawn to this one. Arriving a couple songs in, the band was already in full swing when the herald slipped through the crowd to begin his divine task.

Featuring:

KYLIE V.
JESS WATERS
PALE NORTH
HOPE SLIDE

Venue: Red Gate

See full review at:

24-03-24 | Red Gate | Kylie V, Jess Waters, Pale North, Hope Slide

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