07/27/2026
We are almost ready. And by "almost ready" we mean things have escalated. 🍺👽
Here's where we're at with Conspiracy Night:
✅ Venue: locked
✅ Theories: submitted, reviewed, and deeply concerning
✅ Presenters: confirmed and suspiciously confident
✅ Slides: coming in (some of them have CITATIONS. we didn't ask for citations)
✅ Official ballots: PRINTED. with checkboxes. like a real election.
✅ Certificates: made. laminated energy. one of them says "Most Unhinged Delivery."
✅ Our sanity: unclear
Somewhere along the way this went from "fun idea at a bar" to "we have printed voting materials," and honestly? No notes. This is exactly where we wanted to end up.
All that's missing is you.
🎟️ Advance tickets are $15 — it's $20 at the door, so save the fiver for a pint.
📍 The Loose Tie
📅 Tuesday July 28, doors at 7PM
👉 https://buytickets.at/proofandpints
Five days. Six theories. One winner. Get your seat before the room fills — The Loose Tie only holds so many, and we've printed a finite number of ballots. (That's not a bit. We genuinely printed a specific number.)
See you Tuesday. Bring an open mind and a healthy suspicion of birds. 🐦
