12/27/2025
Happy Birthday to the one and only Steve McDonald 🥃🎂
May your drinks stay cold, your jokes land hard, and your hands… well… remain suspiciously black no matter how many times you wash ’em. You’re a legend behind the mic, a menace to bar tabs everywhere, and somehow still the guy who keeps the whole show moving.
Useful birthday tip:
Hydrate between drinks. One glass of water for every drink keeps the voice strong, the hangover weak, and the emcee energy elite.
Have a killer birthday, you absolute beauty. 🎉