Brantford Grinch

12/14/2025

OK, this is your last reminder, DO NOT COME OUT to Jack Astors in Fairview Park Mall today from 5-7pm.
Do not bring out your noisy sticky-fingered kids, slobber and drool-covered babies, bearded dad-bodded husbands, Christmas-stressed wives, or grandfather's that do everything they can to rile up kids, or grandmothers that always smell like potpourri!
You can visit with your weird families before or after this time, but not during...

That is all

12/07/2025

I waited until the last minute to post this so nobody finds out about it!
I will beat the Knights Hall tomorrow morning around 9am(ish) for breakfast, so everybody stay home so there's more for me!
If you DO show up, make sure you tell the big bearded guy in red "the Grinch is better!"

So again, DO NOT go to 12 Catherine ave, in Brantford tomorrow morning.

11/29/2025

I've finally emerged from hibernation, ready to bring chaos and laughter to kids of all ages! Need some little rascals scared straight? Want to put grandma's nerves to the test? Or maybe just prank your friends? I'M YOUR GUY!

Contact me, the one and only Brantford Grinch, the most charming, clever, hilarious, and ridiculously stylish grump you'll ever meet, to plan your next photo shoot, visit, or prank call!

11/12/2024

I WILL BE HERE ON SATURDAY NOV 23 FROM 9AM - 5PM BECAUSE THESE DISGUSTINGLY CHEERFUL LADIES FROM Stratford Makers Market GAVE ME NO CHOICE…
SO I’M NOT GIVING YOU ONE! DON’T COME SEE ME!
Sure, they have a bunch of things to do, like:
🛍️120 shops to browse through
🎅🏻🤶 The laughing fat guy and the nauseatingly sweet old lady
🍓🥤stomach-churning sweet snacks and drinks
🎄probably WAY TOO MANY Christmas things
🎼 And unfortunately they refused to NOT play Christmas music….

But every time I show up to make these Xmas events stop, too many people show up to take pictures with and to show me their annoying kids and I just get grumpy so STAY HOME!

AGAIN, DO NOT GO TO THIS EVENT

https://facebook.com/events/s/stratford-makers-market-presen/760904288789699/

12/25/2023

This will go down with the other amazing Christmas classics like Scrooge, Christmas Vacation, Die Hard, and Batman Returns!

12/19/2023

I don’t know how I get talked into this stuff, but this is THE LAST TIME I’m leaving my cave this year! (Until Sunday night when I go “shopping” that is…)
Try not to bring too many ankle biters though, I’ve seen enough of them to last a lifetime!

This Friday Dec 22 brings some fun to Legends Billiards & Lounge! The kitchen will be opening an hour early to host a special dinner with the Brantford Grinch!
Come out from 4-6pm to enjoy some special Grinch-like menu options (along with the rest of our amazing menu cooked by Kyle Bissonnette) and be teased, bugged and entertained by the grumpiest guy around!

Families welcome and encouraged!

**Reservations recommended as seating is limited**Please comment below this post with number of people to reserve your seat!**

20 Dalhousie st, Brantford

11/22/2023

Look for the purple balloons to the
Frosty Frolicking Fitness Fundraiser !!
(Holy F’ words, Batman…)

Now until 7pm, 135 Sherwood drive, Unit 33

You can have snacks, pop, water, juice boxes, and run your tiny little hearts out while I sit and eat MY pizza from Maria's Pizza. They made it ONLY for me, so don’t touch….

At Pure Impact Athletics supporting Project UltraViolet and families of the Ronald McDonald House Charities (RMHC)

11/22/2023

Drinks, snack, pizza, and people to harass?!!?

Why WOULDN’T I be there?!!?

Today from 5-7pm come out to support Project UltraViolet and families of Ronald McDonald house by running. I only run when I’m chasing people or food, and this even has both!

They’re asking 15$/adult and only 5$ per child 14 and under, so bring the rugrats and ankle biters too!

135 Sherwood dr, Unit 33
Pure Impact Athletics gym

https://facebook.com/events/s/frosty-frolicking-fitness-fund/1045133769862399/

12/11/2022

Oakhill Marketplace is NOT the place to be today at 4:30pm. Stay away.

11/06/2022

I don’t know how I get suckered into being social EVERY YEAR, but all-you-can-eat-food is a good way to get me every time…

Help A Child Smile All You Can Eat Charity Breakfast is on now at the Knights of Columbus Hall at 12 Catherine st.

Do me a favour and STAY HOME.

I’ve had to talk to far too many people already, and it’s preventing me from food… Never get between a Grinch and food…

So, again, STAY HOME, and DON’T come to eat food.