27/12/2025
Had a funny moment yesterday.
Her: "Can I ask you something?"
Me: "Of course, ma'am."
Her: "What does it mean when the DJ makes a cross with his arms?"
Me: "It means he’d like you to leave him alone."
Her: "Excuse me?! It’s a birthday party here, you know!"
It was just the way she said it—she had already tried that attitude with me.
Me: "That may be so, ma'am, but we don't know anything about that. Neither does the owner, or he would’ve told us."
Her: "You’ve got to be kidding me..." (with that arrogant, 'I'm-so-shocked' look).
Me: "Oh, I'm serious! Did you rent the venue? Are you the one paying the DJ? No! So you can drop the attitude right now. And by the way, that man is working. Do you like people pestering you while you're at work? I didn't think so! And if you're not happy with that, there’s the exit!"
What is wrong with people lately? Do they think the world revolves around them? Sorry, but no.
