Holymatrimonty - Young, Fun, Marriage Celebrant

Holymatrimonty - Young, Fun, Marriage Celebrant - Fun Marriage Celebrant
- Newcastle Based
- Whip Crackin
- Budgy Smuggling
- Minister of LOVE not religion

“It was his big, black, gurthy moustache that really sealed the deal. I was immediately obsessed.” Bon, the moment she m...
03/06/2026

“It was his big, black, gurthy moustache that really sealed the deal. I was immediately obsessed.” Bon, the moment she met Dave.

Some love stories start with a meet-cute. This one started with a swooshy orange jacket, schnitzels at a pub that smelt like p**s, and Bon literally running away after their first kiss.

From a Bumble match to a knee drop at their favourite lookout , Dave & Bon said f**k tradition and did it their way. And it was f**king epic!!

You absolute legends 🤠

❤️‍🔥 .dave

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Your ceremony shouldn’t be the bit you sit through politely waiting for canapés. It should be the mood maker. The tone s...
03/06/2026

Your ceremony shouldn’t be the bit you sit through politely waiting for canapés. It should be the mood maker. The tone setter. The reason your guests are still talking about your wedding months later.

No fluff, no s**t, just the good stuff.

Let’s get crackin’ 🤠

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29/04/2026

Most celebrants drive to the venue. I climbed mine.🏔️

Michelle & Michael wanted Australia’s highest peak. I said let’s get crackin’. 10 of their nearest and dearest, one mountain, zero boring bits.

Worth every step.🏃🏻

20/04/2026

POV: My fave creator was away. So you get me instead. I regret nothing.🤣🤣🤣

❤️‍🔥 .dave
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03/04/2026

Groomsman Butters got his nickname from footy. I think otherwise. 😏🤣

MCing for a bridal party that can take a roasting? Absolutely f**king epic.

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24/03/2026

The only time I’ll let you get a phone out at the ceremony. 🚁 You’re welcome!

Had a s**t-hot time hitchin Ash & Brett on Sunday

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Let’s Go Girls! 🤠❤️‍🔥Vendor Line UpVenue “Crossmaglen”Photographer Videographer Content Creator .killers Florist Celeb...
17/02/2026

Let’s Go Girls! 🤠❤️‍🔥

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Seating chart + Guest drawings
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Glamping Tents
Mechanical Bull/Jumping Castle
Fireworks
Disco balls
P**f Doof DJ
Dance Lessons
Styling

11/01/2026

TELL YA FRIENDS!

$100k wedding package up for grabs.
This Sunday, 18th January, 4pm LIVE AUCTION Adams Peak Country Estate

100% of proceeds from the highest bidding couple will go directly to The Hunter Breast Cancer Foundation (HBCF).

Your wedding could help save lives!

Please share this post with all your engaged mates, and help us raise some serious coin for charity. Every share helps.

Big love, us 2 Montys x

10/01/2026

Stinking hot day in Bombay 🥵
…but worth every bead of sweat to hitch Nezzy & Robbo, first wedding back for 2026!
Salty air, big love, and absolutely ripping on the tunes. 🌊

In other VERY important news…
The 2 Montys Charity Wedding Auction is officially ON.

Bring your partner.
Bring your parents.
Bring the friend with the chequebook. 😌

You’ll be bidding on a wedding package valued at over $100,000! YES, the wedding of the year,while raising money for a bloody great cause.

🗓️Auction: Sunday 18th Jan
⏰ Time: 4PM
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Let’s raise some cash, raise the roof, and send one couple off with the most incredible wedding imaginable. You in?!

17/12/2025

“I am positively bedevilled with meetings, et cetera.” - Moira Rose
Also Me, moments before marrying people dressed as a pope in full drag ✝️🖤

If your celebrant isn’t willing to dress unhinged, commit to the bit and still absolutely rip a ceremony that has your guests scream-laughing… you’ve chosen the wrong one.

Got an outrageous outfit fantasy you want me to officiate in? LFG!

Confess your sins in my emails 😏
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