Holymatrimonty - Young, Fun, Marriage Celebrant

Holymatrimonty - Young, Fun, Marriage Celebrant - Fun Marriage Celebrant
- Newcastle Based
- Whip Crackin
- Budgy Smuggling
- Minister of LOVE not religion

I get on my knees, but it ain’t to pray.🤪🙏🏼I’m not here to bless the bread, I’m here to stir the crowd, make you laugh-c...
22/10/2025

I get on my knees, but it ain’t to pray.🤪🙏🏼

I’m not here to bless the bread, I’m here to stir the crowd, make you laugh-cry and maybe gasp once or twice.

Book now, repent later. 😏

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It’s my 8 year celebrant anniversary 🎉And after 600+ weddings, I’m still absolutely loving it! To celebrate, I’m offerin...
21/10/2025

It’s my 8 year celebrant anniversary 🎉

And after 600+ weddings, I’m still absolutely loving it!

To celebrate, I’m offering a cheeky 10% discount for 2026 couples who book and pay in full before the end of this year.

I’ve got 25 dates left for 2026, so if you’ve been lurking in the shadows, waiting for a sign, this is it. 10% off! It’d be rude not to.

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🗣️ COUPLE YARNS - Taylor & James“I knew before we were even engaged that Monty had to be our celebrant. I’d followed him...
15/10/2025

🗣️ COUPLE YARNS - Taylor & James

“I knew before we were even engaged that Monty had to be our celebrant. I’d followed him on Instagram for years and loved his energy, humour and country twang - exactly the vibe I wanted for our ceremony.

Loving our country lifestyle, we couldn’t go past the whip-cracking, boot-wearing, rockstar celebrant that is Monty. From the moment we met to do the paperwork, he was warm, funny and so easy to get along with. He made the whole process a breeze.

In the lead-up to the big day, the story questionnaires were such a fun way to reflect on our relationship. We also really appreciated how Monty helped us shape our vows so they matched in tone and felt completely us.

On the day, the ceremony ran so smoothly, full of laughs and emotion. We especially loved the surprise element where he picked two random guests to be our witnesses - and somehow managed to pick one from each side!

We would choose Monty again and again. He made our ceremony unforgettable and helped create the best day of our lives. Thank you for everything, Monty. We’re still on cloud nine ###”

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14/10/2025

Booked a couple straight outta Kyle & Jayme’s ceremony… apparently dropping the C-word mid-vows really speaks to people 😏

Safe to say, I’m not your mum’s kind of celebrant, but I’m definitely yours. 💅🏼

Is it just me, or am I channelling some serious Freddie Mercury vibes right here? ​​​​​​​​👨‍🎤✨Leather? ✔️Confidence? ✔️A...
13/10/2025

Is it just me, or am I channelling some serious Freddie Mercury vibes right here? ​​​​​​​​👨‍🎤✨
Leather? ✔️
Confidence? ✔️
A ceremony that made Nan clutch her pearls? Double ✔️✔️

Just another day turning “I do” into “holy sh*t, that was iconic.”

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Baby-faced Monty hitchin’ these iconic lovers 6 years ago!Still one of my all-time faves with Jane & James🏡  📸 🤍
10/10/2025

Baby-faced Monty hitchin’ these iconic lovers 6 years ago!
Still one of my all-time faves with Jane & James

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08/10/2025

Replaced a leaking shock, brake shoes AND hubs today.😎
Feels illegal to be this straight-edge… might grease up the whip later to restore balance 😏👢

07/10/2025

Swapped the aisle for the fairway ⛳️

Dylan & I hit the green for a bloody good cause (and a few questionable shots).💚

was proud to sponsor the Castle Finance Group Charity Golf Day, raising money for helping women and children rebuild their lives after escaping domestic violence. Funds raised will go towards safe homes, essential items, wellbeing programs, and pathways to brighter futures.

06/10/2025

Nanna was tearing up the dancefloor post-hitchin. Bloody love ya Nanna!

The remix had to resurface as per DM request 🤣

🎥 mashed together this absolute masterpiece!!!

More weddings like Jana & Chris' at Mali Brae Farm please and thank you!A couple of bloody cuties, giggling the entire t...
03/10/2025

More weddings like Jana & Chris' at Mali Brae Farm please and thank you!

A couple of bloody cuties, giggling the entire time with their favourite people at a s**t hot venue. What could be better? Nothing, nothing is better than this.

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This right here is why I love what I do so much.Laid back, down to earth, chill as f**k couples like Jess & Trev. So chi...
02/10/2025

This right here is why I love what I do so much.

Laid back, down to earth, chill as f**k couples like Jess & Trev. So chill in fact, that they chose to get matching tattoos mid cocktail hour in front of their guests.

Absolutely loved hitching these legends at Boxgrove, one of my all time favourite venues. Check it out, it's bloody beautiful!

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WHAT’S THE DEAL?

Being a full time marriage celebrant is the BEST JOB EVER! And because I love it so much, I put boot loads of effort into every couple. There's no regurgitated, pre written, 1950's wedding lingo - instead, my ceremonies are 100% written from scratch and all about YOU!

My couples end up being my friends, not 'clients' because thats the way it should be. It's such a personal connection, and for that reason I don't marry every couple - just the ones that are right for me as I am right for them. So how far will I travel? That depends on the connection - I'll go anywhere for the right couple!

The end goal for my ceremonies is to have your guests asking you, "Where'd your mate Monty go?" or "Why didn't your mate Monty stay for the reception?" - and this happens time and time again because I've taken the time to get to know you so well that on the day the story I tell is so real, so true and so you. Everyone just assumes we are best mates...which we will be!