Holymatrimonty - Young, Fun, Marriage Celebrant

Holymatrimonty - Young, Fun, Marriage Celebrant - Fun Marriage Celebrant
- Newcastle Based
- Whip Crackin
- Budgy Smuggling
- Minister of LOVE not religion

Two jobs. One bloke. Zero boring bits.Ceremony Monty by day. MC Monty by night. Both delivering the s**t hot time Hope &...
14/09/2026

Two jobs. One bloke. Zero boring bits.

Ceremony Monty by day. MC Monty by night. Both delivering the s**t hot time Hope & Harley’s guests won’t shut up about for months 🤠

6 years of knowing Hope, and I still can’t believe I got to hitch her to Harley AND host the party. F**k Yes!

Behind The Magic ⬇️
Photo Lauren Anne
Video Glass House Films
Content Creator MDR — Wedding Day Content Creation
Celebrant AUSTRALIA’S CHEEKIEST MARRIAGE CELEBRANT - Let’s Get Crackin’
MUA/Hair NEWCASTLE HAIR MAKEUP EXTENSIONS
Catering Flock & Fork Cafe and Catering @ Tatler wines
Live Music Weddings with Vee Ben Woodham
Cake Fiona - Hunter Wedding Cakes
Stylist Emma O’Connor | Wedding Planner & Designer
Bouquet Ashleigh - Wedding + Event Floral Designer Newcastle
Suit Rundle Tailoring | Men’s & Women’s Suiting
Dress Final Touch Bridal Wedding Dresses
Alterations Saving Grace Bridal
Video Guestbook Marriage Celebrant • Brittany Turner Virgili
Beer Shout Brewing Co.
Venue Thistle Hill

Whip Crackin’ | Cowboy Boot Wearin’ | Champagne Sippin’ 🥂Forget your preconceived ideas about marriage celebrants and ge...
27/08/2026

Whip Crackin’ | Cowboy Boot Wearin’ | Champagne Sippin’ 🥂

Forget your preconceived ideas about marriage celebrants and get with the times 🤠

I’m here to hitch the pants off you, sink a champers or two, and deliver a s**t hot ceremony your guests won’t shut up about for years!!

Banger shots by Nicole Butler || Newcastle & Hunter Valley Wedding Photographer at the iconic @‌adamspeakcountryestate

Colin & Chris had one request, a s**t hot ceremony to kick off the biggest party of their lives.Laughs per second? Off t...
17/08/2026

Colin & Chris had one request, a s**t hot ceremony to kick off the biggest party of their lives.

Laughs per second? Off the charts 🤠

Vendor lineup
Ben’s Falls | Retreats, Weddings & Fishing
Sapphire | Wedding Photographer | Tenterfield & Stanthorpe
August West
Mr & Mrs Hill

Joel & Kaitlin’s I Do Roast Crew 🤠The wedding party standing beside them on the day, about to find out exactly what they...
05/08/2026

Joel & Kaitlin’s I Do Roast Crew 🤠

The wedding party standing beside them on the day, about to find out exactly what they signed up for.

And this lot? Took it on the chin like absolute legends! Cheers to Joel & Kaitlin’s ride-or-dies for being such good sports.

No boring ceremonies. No boring bridal parties either. Let’s get crackin’!!

Vendors
Bronte Kerr and Chantel Martin
The Brae Dawesley
Lauren dj

This is the good stuff right here! Rain? Didn’t matter. Yawns? Not a single one.This is exactly the kind of day I live f...
01/07/2026

This is the good stuff right here!

Rain? Didn’t matter. Yawns? Not a single one.
This is exactly the kind of day I live for, your story, told your way, petal toss and all.

Keep swiping for full write-up from Indre & Luke who trusted me with their day.❤️🤠

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Vendor Lineup
Venue
Photographer
Videographer
Acoustic + DJ
Florals
Makeup .co
Hair
Dress
Suit
Cake
Photobooth
Guestphone



Best compliment going: they followed along for the laughs, then trusted me with the big one. 🤠

Your story, your vows, matched in tone so no one’s crying while the other’s cracking jokes. That’s the job.

Then the heavens opened. We rolled with it! ☔

and that petal toss still got its moment, just fashionably late.🎉

Congrats again, you two. ❤️

They first met years ago. But it wasn’t until they’d both come to terms with their sexuality and traded their taco for s...
29/06/2026

They first met years ago. But it wasn’t until they’d both come to terms with their sexuality and traded their taco for sausage, that they finally gave it a red hot crack.

10 years on, balls deep in the best decade of their lives, Colin & Chris said I do! You absolute legends 🤠

Vendor lineup



“It was his big, black, gurthy moustache that really sealed the deal. I was immediately obsessed.” Bon, the moment she m...
03/06/2026

“It was his big, black, gurthy moustache that really sealed the deal. I was immediately obsessed.” Bon, the moment she met Dave.

Some love stories start with a meet-cute. This one started with a swooshy orange jacket, schnitzels at a pub that smelt like p**s, and Bon literally running away after their first kiss.

From a Bumble match to a knee drop at their favourite lookout , Dave & Bon said f**k tradition and did it their way. And it was f**king epic!!

You absolute legends 🤠

❤️‍🔥 .dave

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MUA:
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Hair:
My Vest & cuffs

Your ceremony shouldn’t be the bit you sit through politely waiting for canapés. It should be the mood maker. The tone s...
03/06/2026

Your ceremony shouldn’t be the bit you sit through politely waiting for canapés. It should be the mood maker. The tone setter. The reason your guests are still talking about your wedding months later.

No fluff, no s**t, just the good stuff.

Let’s get crackin’ 🤠

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29/04/2026

Most celebrants drive to the venue. I climbed mine.🏔️

Michelle & Michael wanted Australia’s highest peak. I said let’s get crackin’. 10 of their nearest and dearest, one mountain, zero boring bits.

Worth every step.🏃🏻

03/04/2026

Groomsman Butters got his nickname from footy. I think otherwise. 😏🤣

MCing for a bridal party that can take a roasting? Absolutely f**king epic.

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