31/03/2026
Oops... we may have experimented a little too hard in the lab this morning. ๐
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Weโve been working on a new "Rapid-Growth Bug Nutrient" to help kids see anatomy better, but we accidentally spilled a drop on Barry the Beetle.
The Results:
7:00 AM: Barry was 1cm long.
7:25 AM: Barnaby is currently 3 feet long and has successfully opened the fridge. ๐
8:00 AM: Barnaby is now wearing my hat and asking for the Wi-Fi password.
We are officially canceling all classes today to deal with our new giant roommate. Does anyone have a spare 10-gallon bucket of lettuce? Or a saddle? ๐ฅฌ๐