Winnie

Winnie Winnie the Lab (CEO of Feelings)
Emotional support, Uber dramatic
Snack addict | Nap expert | Wiggle Queen | Teddy lover
Follow for songs & chaos

Every time I, Winnie, flop into this pose…Mum doesn’t see a dog.She sees a Renaissance muse, draped across a velvet chai...
06/12/2025

Every time I, Winnie, flop into this pose…
Mum doesn’t see a dog.

She sees a Renaissance muse, draped across a velvet chaise, dramatically pondering life, biscuits and walkies. 🎨

Apparently I give classical art energy, so she made a couple of AI illustrations to show you what she sees.

Regal. Elegant. Tastefully……naked.
(As one must be for full Renaissance impact.)

Honestly… I think I look pretty fabulous.
10/10 I would model for Michelangelo.

Every morning Mum stands at the back door doing sign language with me like we’re in a secret spy movie.Sit ➝ Wait ➝ Look...
06/12/2025

Every morning Mum stands at the back door doing sign language with me like we’re in a secret spy movie.
Sit ➝ Wait ➝ Look at me ➝ Okay! Come inside!

But when I finally get the “come in” signal, OH BOY, I wiggle so hard I almost fold in half.
My whole spine becomes a Slinky.
I twist like a pretzel in a washing machine.
Chuck Berry would be PROUD.

Tail going one way, shoulders going the other, bum doing its own choreography, it’s a full performance.
All because I’m excited to eat.

Please clap for my morning routine.
Love, Winnie the Wiggle Queen

My mum has a special talent…She makes up silly songs about me. All. Day. Long.Sometimes happy ones, sometimes love songs...
04/12/2025

My mum has a special talent…
She makes up silly songs about me. All. Day. Long.
Sometimes happy ones, sometimes love songs, sometimes chaos jingles about my farts — but today was different.

This morning I was very, VERY sad because my hoomans were getting ready for work and I did the saddest eyes in the world.
Like Oscar-worthy sadness.
Slow blinks. Big sighs. Head on paws. Pure heartbreak.

So Mum sat beside me and started singing a sad Winnie song about how I’m the sweetest girl and she wishes she could stay home and cuddle me forever.
Did it fix everything?
No.
But my tail did start wiggling a little.

Anyway, I’m fine now, just emotionally damaged and deserving of treats.
Love, Winnie the Drama Lab

Every morning I follow the same routine:I go for my walk, I eat my brekkie, I p**p, I p*e, I come home…And then the real...
03/12/2025

Every morning I follow the same routine:
I go for my walk, I eat my brekkie, I p**p, I p*e, I come home…
And then the real work begins.

I grab my teddies.
I place my head gently upon them.
I activate Sad Lab Face™ full droopy eyes, tragic sighs, maximum guilt settings.

Because maybe… just maybe… if I look sad enough, someone will stay home with me instead of going to work.
I’m not saying it always works.
But I’m also not saying it doesn’t work.

Anyway, wish me luck. I’ve got a whole household to emotionally manipulate.
Love, Winnie 🧸

Everyone please relax, justice has finally been served.Mum bought me a new bed… one that actually fits my full-bodied, d...
02/12/2025

Everyone please relax, justice has finally been served.

Mum bought me a new bed… one that actually fits my full-bodied, deluxe Labrador frame.
No more medium bed disasters. No more b***y hanging off the edge like I’m a garnish.

This one is so plush, so soft, so cloud-like… it’s honestly hard to get up.
I’m basically living in a luxury resort now. Five stars. Would recommend.

If you need me, I’ll be in my bed until further notice.
Love, Winnie 🐾💛

Excuse me everyone…There was a mysterious box in the house today. I investigated. I sniffed. I waited.Then Mum opened it...
30/11/2025

Excuse me everyone…
There was a mysterious box in the house today. I investigated. I sniffed. I waited.

Then Mum opened it and suddenly — A WHOLE TREE appeared.
INSIDE. THE. HOUSE. 🎄🤯

I bring in one tiny stick and she says, “Winnie, absolutely not.”
But she can drag an entire forest into the living room??
Make it make sense.

And as if that wasn’t enough, she moved ALL the plants over to my side of the house.
The air quality over there is basically rainforest-level now.
I’m breathing like a yoga instructor.

Anyway, the tree is sparkly and smells interesting, so I’ve decided to allow it… for now.
Merry whatever-this-is 🎄🐾

28/11/2025

Introducing… WINNIE! 🐾

Everyone, meet Winnie, our emotional little lab who is officially taking over this corner of Instagram.

She’s 4 years old, has two very patient parents, a big sister and brother she absolutely adores, and a heart that’s basically made of cuddles.

Her nickname is Shakira because this girl can wiggle. Like… really wiggle. Hips do NOT lie. Ever.

She loves snuggles, snacks, and supervising every single thing in the house, but if she’s not on a walk, prepare for the saddest puppy eyes you’ve ever seen. Honestly, Oscar-worthy.

Her mummy also loves to make up a jingle or two about her, stayed tuned.

We can’t wait to share her daily adventures, wiggly bum, and emotional support sessions with you.
Stick around, she’s ready to melt your heart.

Today my mum bought me a brand new teddy!!! I took one look at it and immediately knew what to do… suck. its. face. It’...
28/11/2025

Today my mum bought me a brand new teddy!!!

I took one look at it and immediately knew what to do… suck. its. face. It’s my speciality. Mum says it’s “a bit weird” but honestly? She doesn’t get the art of face-sucking.

Anyway, I’m very happy with my new emotional support teddy and will be lovingly drooling on it for the foreseeable future. Thank you for coming to my TED-talk about important things.

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