The Decoy

17/10/2026

🏴‍☠️ TODAY WE SAIL AT DUSK!!! 🏴‍☠️
🚢 BOAT FROM HELL | SAT OCT 17 🚢
THE DECOY PADDLE STEAMER

🔥 FINAL TICKETS HERE:
https://www.trybooking.com/DOIUI
🚌 GRAB YA BUS TICKETS TO AMPS HERE:
https://www.trybooking.com/DQTOK

*NO TICKETS // NO ENTRY*

⚓ BOARDING: 6:00PM | Mends Street Jetty
🔥 STEAMIN': 7:00PM – 10:00PM

🏴‍☠️ WOT U WEARIN?!
🎟️ 2x DOUBLE PASSES UP FOR GRABS FOR OUR NEXT JOURNEY

🔥 FREE ENTRY & LINE SKIP TO AMPS FOR ALL BOAT TICKET HOLDERS!

🎸 POP PUNK, NU METAL & ROCK ON A FKN PADDLE STEAMER...
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?! 🏴‍☠️🔥

14/10/2026

Hi from Borneo! 👋🚤

Okay, confession: this was actually last month. We may have been sitting on this video… but honestly, what better time to drop it than when there are only 4 second release tickets left for our show aboard The Decoy?

From one boat to another. I'm swapping the speedboat for a paddle steamer on Sunday 15 November, and we're bringing the Eagles and the whole Fleetwood Mac catalogue with us. 4–7pm, right as the sun goes down over the river.

Once these 4 are gone, final release tickets go on sale, so book now and save.

See you on board 💜
Missy x

🎟️ Link in the comments 👇

13/10/2026

⚓ There can only be one Captain. ⚓

With the Yacht Stuff Sunset River Cruise 90% SOLD, the crew decided to settle the “who’s Captain” question the old-fashioned way. Arm wrestle at the galley table. Winner takes the hat. 💪🧢

Photo 1: tension. Smooth, smooth tension.
Photo 2: …we have questions. 😳

👇 Tell us what happened between photo 1 and photo 2. Best caption in the comments wins

While the crew sorts out the chain of command, the last few tickets are going fast. Expect the Swan at sunset, three hours of the silkiest 70s and 80s (Doobies, Toto, Hall & Oates, Steely Dan, Christopher Cross, Little River Band) and a fully stocked bar. Whoever ends up Captain, we’re all going to sail.

📅 Friday 6 November
⛴ Aboard The Decoy, Mends St Jetty

🎟 Grab yours before you’re demoted to deckhand 👉 https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing/1613719?track=ys90sold

The Decoy

13/10/2026

Well. That was noice. Different. Unusual. 🎤

Kath & Kim Karaoke Brunch sold the whole boat out on Sunday, and we’re fairly sure the Decoy’s deck has never held that much neon lycra at one time.

But look at moi, look at moi: we’re back on the water this Sunday, and this one’s a different animal entirely. 🪩

Day Disco. Sunday 18 October, midday to three.

Three hours of the good stuff — Donna Summer, the Bee Gees, Village People, Boney M, Gloria Gaynor.

Doors 11.30. Back at the jetty by three, a proper afternoon on the dance floor, and you’re still home in time for dinner.

Come dressed to sparkle. ✨

📅 Sunday 18 October
🕦 Doors 11.30am · cruise 12–3pm
📍 Mends St Jetty, South Perth · 18+ · standing

🎟

The river calls once more, and we’re answering with a grand return! After a spectacular first Disco Afloat voyage and then the Voyage Continues perfo

13/10/2026

Oktoberfest, except the dance floor’s on a paddle steamer. 🍺🪩

Saturday 24 October, midday to three. Three hours down the Swan with Danielle and Lizzy on the decks, German b**r, Bavarian food boxes, and the full bar for anyone who isn’t a b**r drinker.

OR

Oktoberfest Oompah, Saturday 24 October, 6 to 9 on the Decoy. A live four-piece Oompah band on the deck, Danielle and Lizzy on party hits between sets, complimentary Bavarian snacks and ice-cold German b**r.

Standing, and built for dancing. Back at the jetty by three, so your Saturday night is still your own.

First release $39.95. One Saturday, two Oktoberfest sailings, which one will you be attending? 🍺🥨🕺

08/10/2026

ARRRGHHH, ME HEARTIES! 🏴‍☠️🔥
Band From Hell on a FKN boat... what could go wrong... 😂

🚢 BOAT FROM HELL | SATURDAY OCTOBER 17! 🚢

We're taking BAND FROM HELL aboard The Decoy Paddle Steamer for three hours of POP PUNK, NU METAL & ROCK! 🤘

🏴‍☠️ Dress in your most HELLISH PIRATE GARB – prizes for best dressed!
🎸 Band From Hell LIVE on the water!
🍻 Three-hour cruise 7PM–10PM!
🎉 FREE ENTRY to Amplifier for KICKONS!

🎟️ TICKETS 👇 DON'T MISS THE BOAT!🏴‍☠️🔥 (LOL)
https://www.trybooking.com/DOIUI

Event ahoy! 👇
https://www.facebook.com/events/1606767537791299

07/10/2026

🔥 50% SOLD! 🔥
Arghh, me hearties! 🏴‍☠️

BOAT FROM HELL is officially HALF SOLD!

Band From Hell are taking over The Decoy Paddle Steamer on Saturday October 17 for three hours of POP PUNK, NU METAL & ROCK performed LIVE ON A FKN BOAT!

🏴‍☠️ Hellish pirate garb encouraged
🎸 Band From Hell LIVE
🍻 Three-hour party cruise
🏆 Prizes for best dressed. Get weird.
🎉 FREE entry to Amplifier for the official after-party

Half the boat is already spoken for, so DON'T MISS THE BOAT. LOL.

🎟️ Tickets $69 + booking fee (NICE) 👇
https://www.trybooking.com/DOIUI

🔥 50% SOLD. GET ON THE FKN BOAT! 🔥