Martin Davis - Comedian

13/10/2026

Watching this on YouTube, may as well

13/10/2026

Happy belated birthday legend

10/10/2026

06/10/2026

Did a lovley gig last night in Leamington Spa
The organiser told me I was the reason he got into comedy
He'd seen me performing years ago at chelmfest and it peaked he's interest in comedy
I told the crowd the only reason they were there was because of me 😃

01/10/2026

I can't remember the sound of my own name

23/09/2026

The continuing adventures of

23/09/2026

I stayed this hotel last Saturday
I was eaten alive by bedbugs
What ever you do DONT STAY THERE !
This is a selection of the AI generated correspondence I've had from after complaining
Apparently thier team is working on it
What bloody team ,ghostbusters !

"First message from the Skegness hotel 

Abhishek

Host

We are truly sorry to hear about your unpleasant experience during your stay. We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience and distress caused by this situation.

We understand how concerning this must have been, and we appreciate you bringing it to our attention. We have noted your complaint and will escalate it to the relevant property team for investigation.

Thank you for sharing the photos. Our team will review the matter and get back to you with further updates.

Once again, please accept our sincere apologies for the inconvenience.

2nd message from the hotel 

Abhishek

Host

We apologize for the inconvenience caused to you. We have forwarded your concern to the relevant team. I would request you to wait for further updates from our end. Your time and patience are highly appreciated. Meanwhile, in case it is urgent & important, you can call us on our helpline number ​​+442038870032. We appreciate your time and patience.

We look forward to serving you again.

3rd message 

Abhishek 

Abhishek

Host

Please allow us a moment. We have already shared your concerns with our internal team and will update you accordingly.

4th message 

Abhishek

Host

We understand your concern regarding the compensation and sincerely apologize for the inconvenience caused. Our team is currently working on your concern. We kindly ask you to allow us some time to review the matter and get back to you with an update.

Thank you for your patience and understanding."

I've run out of patience and understanding

The ivy hotel Skegness is a bug infested sh****le

21/09/2026

The reply from the hotel regarding being eaten alive by bedbugs

What should I do now ?

"We are truly sorry to hear about your unpleasant experience during your stay. We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience and distress caused by this situation.

We understand how concerning this must have been, and we appreciate you bringing it to our attention. We have noted your complaint and will escalate it to the relevant property team for investigation.

Thank you for sharing the photos. Our team will review the matter and get back to you with further updates.

Once again, please accept our sincere apologies for the inconvenience."

20/09/2026

Headphones broke ,got new pair from r gos
I miss Bill Bailey laminated pages to soak up your disappointment.
Leaving Skegness, nice but i couldn't live here .Going on the stares I'm getting I'd be a character here within a week
On the 12.18 train that left at 12.16
Glad i got on it
Reading the a nicked mail on sunday ,wouldn't buy this rag .
I sometimes forget this kind of paper still gets printed

19/09/2026

I'd love someone look at me the way Alabama looks at Clarence.
Maybe not a call girl but someone