The Spider House - Sezzarella's Spider Lair

The Spider House - Sezzarella's Spider Lair Holden Drive's Ultimate Halloween Experience 🦇

👻 Haunted house walkthrough
🎃 Spooktacular Display

ORAN PARK, SYDNEY 🇦🇺

When I’ve got to transport the goods, obviously he gets front row. 🧟‍♂️🚗Bit of a s**t passenger though… I’ve been talkin...
26/08/2026

When I’ve got to transport the goods, obviously he gets front row. 🧟‍♂️🚗
Bit of a s**t passenger though… I’ve been talking to him the whole way and the bloke hasn’t said a single word!
I talk, he stares. I ask a question, he stares. I change the subject, he stares. Same fu***ng face the entire trip. 💀
Starting to think this friendship is a little one-sided.

Meet a few of the ladies of the Halloween house… 🧙‍♀️🎃🕷️
24/08/2026

Meet a few of the ladies of the Halloween house… 🧙‍♀️🎃🕷️

Here’s my newest addition to the display that I was absolutely determined to get home in my car. 🥲Apparently only 12 mad...
23/08/2026

Here’s my newest addition to the display that I was absolutely determined to get home in my car. 🥲Apparently only 12 made it to Australia, so you bet your ass I was making it fit! 😂

24/07/2026

It’s July… which means Halloween is basically next week in Halloween people time. 🎃😂

24/07/2026

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NEW ANIMATRONIC MAKING HIS WAY TO THE SPIDER HOUSE 🚨🕷️My partner asked our therapist why I always need to come home with...
19/06/2026

NEW ANIMATRONIC MAKING HIS WAY TO THE SPIDER HOUSE 🚨🕷️

My partner asked our therapist why I always need to come home with something over 7ft tall.
I don’t know how to explain that one does not simply walk past a giant animated Halloween item and leave it behind. That just doesn’t happen.
So now my homework for the week is to come up with five reasons I keep buying giant decorations. Unfortunately for my partner, I suspect I’ll manage at least twenty. Possibly a spreadsheet. Maybe a PowerPoint. Honestly, this feels less like therapy and more like an opportunity to build a stronger case for buying them 🤔

This dude will be out on display this year 🫣👀

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