02/03/2026
This wasn’t a wedding reception. It was a full hotel takeover fantasy and I was so honoured to be part of it.
Here’s what you need to know about Maddie and Simon:
They met at the Calile,
Simon owns the restaurant downstairs, , the Greek institution tucked into James Street that half of Brisbane has had a long lunch at.
So when it came to their wedding, they didn’t go looking for somewhere special. They went back to the beginning..
Earlier that day, the Calile pool was doing what the Calile pool does; looking criminally good in the Brisbane sun, people baking on loungers, the James Street energy humming outside.
And then, quietly, the work began.
Wedding guests were checking in while the courtyard was transforming.
Sun loungers stacked and wheeled away. Long feast tables rolled in. Three hundred chairs appearing seemingly from nowhere. Two thousand candles placed by us, one by one, tucked into the tropical plants and pressed into linen tablecloths until the whole courtyard flickered like a small, very glamorous city.
By the time the sun dropped and the fairy lights took over, the courtyard looked like it had been plucked from a Greek island and dropped straight into Fortitude Valley.
The party began and the volume was, as expected, at maximum. A live band competed with laughter and conversation.
Three hundred guests orbiting that glowing pool like it was the most natural thing in the world.
Hellenika had the tables groaning under plate after plate of Greek food.
The champagne was moving faster than I could keep track of and the staff were doing that thing where they pretend this is completely standard practice, which honestly deserves its own award.
They hired a scuba diver the next morning to retrieve what the pool had collected overnight
Iconic 🤿
Some weddings are beautiful. Some are unrepeatable.
Maddie & Simon’s was both and I’m still not entirely over it.
If rules, budgets & hotel policies completely ceased to exist… where are you having your dream wedding?
Drop your most unhinged dream location below. I need to know!