- Fun Marriage Celebrant
- Newcastle Based
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05/06/2025
BIG shoutout to the ICONIC COC PARTY 2025 🎉 a.k.a. the ultimate reminder that Community Over Competition isn’t just a cute phrase, it’s just how we roll.
To the glorious humans who showed up, showed out, and celebrated this wild, wonderful industry we share: bloody love ya!
And to the absolute legends who made it a certified s**t-hot night:
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30/05/2025
“If you haven’t booked this s**t hot celebrant already, there’s no time like the present.”
Their words, not mine but I won’t argue. 😉
“Laughs, happy tears, and one glorious slip-up that had the whole crowd in stitches. He told our story like he’d been there the whole time.”
Book me now or risk a celebrant with the energy of a beige cardigan. 🥱✌️
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23/05/2025
This Sunday, the King and I are walking 50kms for The May 50K to help leave MS in the dust. BUT I need your help to kick his ass!
Currently, he’s flogging me, so dig deep and donate to an incredibly worthy cause and I’ll not only leave MS behind, I’ll leave the King behind too 🤣 fu**in cyaaaaa !!!
Had the absolute honour of attending the Gala on Friday night, celebrating 50 life-saving years of service across Northern NSW.
From critical care to remote rescues, this incredible team has been showing up for our community for five decades and Friday night was all about raising funds to keep them flying high.🚁
Black tie, a touch of gold, and a whole lot of heart. What a night!
12/05/2025
Sunday May 25th and I are swapping the mics for sneakers and walking 50 kilometres.
We’re taking on The May 50K to raise funds and awareness for MS research, and to support the absolute legends like our dear friend living with multiple sclerosis every day.
If you want to support the cause (or just see if I survive it), chuck us a donation via the link in bio. Or scream words of encouragement from the sidelines, we’ll accept both.
Let’s walk, let’s talk, let’s raise some bloody money!
Whether you’ve known me for a long time, or just a bloody good time 😏 come your wedding day, we’ll be this close, guaranteed.
Can you handle it? Because yes, stripping down to my budgie smugglers mid-ceremony can be requested.
Throwback to one of my first Budgie Smuggler appearances... and let’s be honest, the cheeks absolutely deserved their moment in the spotlight. 🩲✨
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24/04/2025
Back from a week of fiancé-ing at full throttle:
1. Stayed in the most perfect airbnb
2. Wined & Dined
3. Cracked the whip at Ted & Brian’s wedding (literally)
4. Got engaged to my amazing .ticee
5. Surprised Dyl with blooms by .abigail
6. Demolished a spread 7. Explored a bit of Tasssie
8. Fed some hungry Highland cows
9. Came home to a masterpiece by
Consider us officially Engayged 💍 and dangerously well-fed!😋
22/04/2025
Worried about guests being uncomfortable because you’re skipping tradition? Here’s my professional advice: tell them to get fcked.
Your wedding isn’t a family reunion for outdated expectations. It’s your day, your way and if Aunty Mavis wants to clutch her pearls because there’s no bouquet toss or you’ve swapped “Wedding March” for Beyoncé, that’s on her.
Be bold. Be you. Be blissfully unbothered. For this and more tradition busting truths, have a listen to Pt2 of my chat with Camille of on the
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08/04/2025
When your ceremony has the couple literally bending over backwards laughing… you know you’re doing something right.
Loved hitching absolute legends Hannah & Oliver in a ceremony full of big laughs, big love, and just the right amount of chaos. If you’re not howling mid-vows, are you even doing it right?
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25/03/2025
PSA for all wedding guests: If you’ve got your phone out during the ceremony, I’ll whip you. 📵🤣
When two legends are up there, pouring their hearts out, the last thing they wanna see is your phone blocking the view. So, let’s leave the snapping to the pros!
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18/03/2025
Nat & Kim didn’t just get hitched, they threw down at their reception like absolute legends.🥂🔥
And if you thought the ceremony was a showstopper, you should’ve seen the dance floor. bought the vibes & I had an outfit change to full Leather Daddy mode - chaps on & cheeks out!🍑
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06/03/2025
Turns out the key to a long and happy marriage is publicly debating who’s more dramatic via a well-timed shoe lift. 👞👠 Nicole & Chris brought the heat to their reception with the Shoe Game - bit of roasting, laughing and possibly rethinking a few life choices.
Spoiler: Nicole’s always right. Chris just doesn’t know it yet.😏
Couple Yarn 🗣️ Nicole & Chris
“Monty was both our celebrant and MC for our wedding on Friday and did an incredible job. He kept the vibes going all afternoon/night long, and our guests are still raving about how it was the best wedding they have been to - and a massive part of that was thanks to Monty. Highly recommend to anyone looking to avoid the boring bits and have a bit of fun!”
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Being a full time marriage celebrant is the BEST JOB EVER! And because I love it so much, I put boot loads of effort into every couple. There's no regurgitated, pre written, 1950's wedding lingo - instead, my ceremonies are 100% written from scratch and all about YOU!
My couples end up being my friends, not 'clients' because thats the way it should be. It's such a personal connection, and for that reason I don't marry every couple - just the ones that are right for me as I am right for them. So how far will I travel? That depends on the connection - I'll go anywhere for the right couple!
The end goal for my ceremonies is to have your guests asking you, "Where'd your mate Monty go?" or "Why didn't your mate Monty stay for the reception?" - and this happens time and time again because I've taken the time to get to know you so well that on the day the story I tell is so real, so true and so you. Everyone just assumes we are best mates...which we will be!
So, if you view your ceremony as ‘that part of the day you've got to get done and dusted’ before you can hit the bar...then maybe I'm not for you. But, if you view your ceremony as the crucial starting point, the mood maker, the tone setter for the best day of your life, then I'm your man!
My ceremonies run for about 15 minutes from start to finish. That's 15 minutes of fun, engaging, personalised content that's all about YOU - no boring bits!
WHAT WILL IT COST YA?
As my ceremonies are unique, fully personalised and written from scratch for every single one of my couples, my fees vary accordingly. I’m confident that I provide an amazing service and experience for every couple and this is reflected in my fees. Feel free to get in touch so that I can find out more about you and the day we can create together.
