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German Baking Queen Traditional German goods made by an inappropriate baker with a big heart. M rated for sure, you’ve been warned but my cakes a bloody delicious! Your GBQ

Welcome to my crazy food show.

Hey Bi***es 🫢🏻Whatever you wanna spell in delicious salty letters I’ll make it happen πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ₯¨How about FU πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜… for your next p...
13/10/2026

Hey Bi***es 🫢🏻

Whatever you wanna spell in delicious salty letters I’ll make it happen πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ₯¨

How about FU πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜… for your next party?

And if you go to the last picture (I must admit it’s not my photo) BUT I absolutely fu***ng LOVE this! And I wanna make it.

I just need someone to order a 3 tier pretzel πŸ₯¨ sandwich tower or whatever the f**k we’re going to call this beautiful monster 😍

This will definitely be added to my catering menu!

❀️πŸ₯¨β€οΈπŸ₯¨β€οΈπŸ₯¨β€οΈπŸ₯¨β€οΈπŸ₯¨β€οΈ

Now a few service announcements πŸ”Š

πŸ‘» I will soon open up bookings for a little HALLOWEEN πŸŽƒ SPECIAL

Available: ❀️THURSDAY 15thπŸ₯¨

🍞 rye sourdough bread with seeds $9.50

πŸ§€πŸ° 3 x mini cheesecakes $18

Have a good one bi***es 🫢🏻

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07/10/2026

Pretzel πŸ₯¨ hearts πŸ’œ for pancreatic cancer research 🫢🏻

07/10/2026

Today I’m celebrating 1 year since I’ve had my last chemotherapy.
I can’t believe how quickly this year went by.

Quick recap for my newbies:

In May 2025 I was diagnosed with triple negative breast cancer.
A very aggressive type of cancer that was keen to kill me real quick πŸ–•πŸ» but thankfully I’ve found the lump early and at the beginning of June I started 4 months of chemotherapy. With the last one on October 6th 2025.

It’s been a year since and I’m doing bloody fantastic πŸ₯³πŸ’ͺ🏻

The hair is looking lush and yes it’s fu***ng curly (I try and straighten it a bit every morning but the beast is hard to tame πŸ˜…).

Next time I’ll see my oncologist I’ll complain about it, he has never told me about this kind of side effect πŸ™‚β€β†”οΈπŸ€ͺ

I’m sure he has pill πŸ’Š for it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ€£

But jokes aside, I’m actually very glad that I’m still alive, so who cares what the hair look like πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

Happy Wednesday f**kers… 🫢🏻

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This is how your next party could look like πŸ–€β€οΈπŸ’› Celebrating GBQ style πŸ₯¨πŸ‘ŒπŸ»Where the bread/pretzels are the highlight!I s...
05/10/2026

This is how your next party could look like πŸ–€β€οΈπŸ’›

Celebrating GBQ style πŸ₯¨πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

Where the bread/pretzels are the highlight!
I swear I have seen guests filling up their handbags with pretzel πŸ₯¨ bites before they leave the party… πŸ€ͺ😳

Have you ever seen someone do this with a store bought cracker? πŸ™‚β€β†”οΈπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

Thanks Kisa for sending in this photo of your set up 🫢🏻❀️πŸ₯¨

This weeks availabilities:

πŸ’œπŸ€πŸ’œ WEDNESDAY 7th πŸ’œπŸ€πŸ’œ

Pretzel πŸ₯¨ hearts ($5) for pancreatic cancer research fundraiser PANKIND

For every πŸ₯¨ heart I sell, I will donate $1 to PanKind

πŸ§„ garlic dip, 280ml $6 or 450ml $9

🩷🀍🩷 FRIDAY 9th 🩷🀍🩷

πŸ‘‰πŸ» Focaccia’s
Garlic & herb $10
Tomato & olives $15

πŸ‘‰πŸ» Baguettes $7

πŸ‘‰πŸ» Garlic or tuna dip, 280ml $6 or 450ml $9
πŸ‘‰πŸ» Carrot dip, 280ml $7 or 450ml $10

Get on it!
Have a good day f**kers 🫢🏻

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If you ever wondered what 104 pretzels πŸ₯¨ look like… that’s it!5 bags full of salty goodness πŸ₯°And then another 11 pretzel...
03/10/2026

If you ever wondered what 104 pretzels πŸ₯¨ look like… that’s it!
5 bags full of salty goodness πŸ₯°

And then another 11 pretzel πŸ₯¨ hearts πŸ’œ for my cancer fundraiser πŸ₯³

This Wednesday I’ll do more hearts, so please book if you’re keen.

For every pretzel I sell, I will donate $1 to Pankind, Pancreatic Cancer Australia

Tomorrow I will be at the Olivia Newton-John Walk for Wellness in the city 🩷
If anyone else is going let me know 😍

Also, next week Friday the 9th.
I will have lots of bread available!

πŸ₯– Sourdough baguettes $7
🍞 Sourdough rye loafs $8.50
πŸ«’ Focaccia’s (garlic & herb $10 or tomato & olive $15)

Order now!

Have a great weekend bi***es 🫢🏻

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Ok bi***es!It’s official. I’m funny πŸ˜† If you wanna see with your own eyes, come to the comedy night October 27thπŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ₯¨πŸ‘‘
02/10/2026

Ok bi***es!

It’s official.
I’m funny πŸ˜†

If you wanna see with your own eyes, come to the comedy night October 27th

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Alrighty bi***es, listen up!It’s October, and that means every Tom, Dick and Harry is celebrating Oktoberfest this month...
01/10/2026

Alrighty bi***es, listen up!

It’s October, and that means every Tom, Dick and Harry is celebrating Oktoberfest this month πŸ₯¨πŸΊ

Which results in a very very busy GBQ.
If you need pretzels πŸ₯¨ you need to book in NOW!

Today I made 71 pretzels πŸ₯¨ and I will let you have a guess how long it took me to weigh every dough as well as roll them into a pretzels πŸ€”

What do you recon?

Oh and if anyone would like some bread next week Friday I’ll make some.

If I remember right, I’m going to make baguettes, focaccias and rye bread, so if anyone wanna jump onto it let me know asap πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

Have a good night f**kers 🫢🏻

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Some days when my phone rings I think β€œwho the f**k is this now…?” πŸ˜† And sometimes I’m right to be annoyed πŸ˜’ but today t...
30/09/2026

Some days when my phone rings I think β€œwho the f**k is this now…?” πŸ˜†

And sometimes I’m right to be annoyed πŸ˜’ but today the person on the other end just made ne happy and joyful that I’m glad that answered that call πŸ“ž

Zoe found my business this morning around 5am while scrolling on her phone. Thank fu***ng god she didn’t ring me straight away 😬 that would have annoyed me real bad lol πŸ˜‚

Zoe is pregnant and has been craving pretzels πŸ₯¨ for many weeks now.
And we all know there aren’t many places in Melbourne that do proper pretzels πŸ₯¨
So she was even more delighted when she worked out that I’m literally just around the corner from her πŸ₯³

So it was about 11am when I talked to her and she told me all about this.
And then I told her that today must be her lucky day because I am about to put some pretzels πŸ₯¨ into the oven and in fact I have some leftovers πŸ˜πŸš€ πŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸ₯³ πŸŽ‰ and they will be ready in about 1 hour 😳🀩

I think she was really really really happy about that.

And even happier when I told her that today I made pretzels πŸ₯¨ hearts πŸ’œ for my pancreatic cancer research fundraiser.

Fu***ng jackpot!!!

Pregnancy cravings tick βœ…
Supported a good cause tick βœ…
Baby & mum happy tick βœ…

Well done Queen πŸ‘‘πŸ’ͺ🏻πŸ₯¨πŸ’œ

So total πŸ₯¨ hearts sold today 47 and that is another $47 plus $5 I got extra, that will go to pankind_australia Pankind, Pancreatic Cancer Australia

Overall, a very good day today 😍🫢🏻

See ya f**kers 🫢🏻

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First day of pretzel πŸ₯¨ hearts for pankind_australia πŸ’œ 52 hearts, so that’s the first $52 (plus an extra $5 from one bitc...
23/09/2026

First day of pretzel πŸ₯¨ hearts for pankind_australia πŸ’œ

52 hearts, so that’s the first $52 (plus an extra $5 from one bitch that gave a little extra πŸ’ΈπŸ«ΆπŸ») that will go towards pancreatic cancer research πŸ”¬

Next week Wednesday the 30th I’ll do it all over again, so order quickly πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

All YOU have to do is order and enjoy your salty hearts and will donate $1 for every order.

To everyone that has already ordered 🫢🏻
THANK YOU SO SO MUCH πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

Have a great week you crazy lot!

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Ok bi***es, listen up!Serious post πŸ’œ ahead. Get a cuppa, this will take a while…As you all know, last year was diagnosed...
17/09/2026

Ok bi***es, listen up!

Serious post πŸ’œ ahead.
Get a cuppa, this will take a while…

As you all know, last year was diagnosed with breast cancer 🩷 Although this was the scariest thing that has ever happened to me, the odds were always in my favor.

From day one I was told by my oncologist that this is treatable and the chance that everything will be ok are quite good.

It’s now almost one year of being cancer free πŸ’ͺ🏻 and so far I’m feeling great. I’m not completely out of the woods yet, my first milestone is the 3 year mark. Recurrence of the cancer in that time is most common. Year 4 and 5 are already much lower and after 5 years I will be officially cured and it’s unlikely to come back 🀞🏻

Unfortunately not every type of cancer has odds that are that good. The reason for that?
Money πŸ’° to fund research πŸ”¬

I have a friend, her name is Cassie πŸ’œ and right now, Cassie is going through something that you wouldn’t wish to anyone. Pancreatic cancer πŸ–•πŸ» the absolute ar****le of all ar****le cancers out there 😞

Diagnosed in April she qualified for the whipple surgery, one of the most complex surgeries in the world.
Unfortunately only a couple of weeks later her cancer was back and it had spread to her liver and she was told that this is now terminal πŸ₯Ί

Cassie is a single mum, her two children are exactly the same age as my boys. This is all so incredibly horrible and unfair.

And because I like doing things that are helpful, this will happen over the next few weeks:

My OG bi***es will remember me selling my BOOBZELS during October for breast cancer awareness. I have done this many times. I even had proper photos taken of me with my boobzels and the photographer was also Cassie πŸ’œ

And that’s why this year I will raise money for PANKIND πŸ’œ Australia πŸ’œ For Cassie & her family 🫢🏻 and for everyone affected by this s**t show!

There needs to be more treatment options for pancreatic cancers. Not just two. Yep, there are only two that might work. That’s not a lot. It’s shocking!

And that’s how I will do it:

I will sell heart πŸ’œ shaped pretzels πŸ₯¨ for $5 each.

For every heart pretzel I will sell over the next couple of weeks, $1 will go to PanKind to research better and more effective treatment options πŸ’ͺ🏻

Order your heart πŸ’œ pretzels for a bloody good cause NOW!

For those that would like to follow Cassie’s story, here is the link to her TikTok:

https://www.tiktok.com/.stubbs1?_r=1&_t=ZS-99o4NnWmrwK

If you would like to donate, please follow this link:

https://www.rememberseptember.org.au/fundraisers/strongertogetherteamcassandra

For a little extra help, please SHARE this post!
Let’s sell a s**t load of those salty hearts πŸ₯¨πŸ’œ

Go Cass πŸ’œπŸ’ͺ🏻😘

πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ₯¨πŸ‘‘ GBQ πŸ‘‘πŸ₯¨πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ

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