02/06/2026
Here we fu***ng go again 🤩🥨
Another grazing table set up in bloody bum f**k Gisborne 😂 but worth the drive.
Great customer that made me coffee on arrival, served me a schnapps and her husband noticed my car had a fu***ng flat tired… WTF 😳 when did that happen 🤷🏼♀️
So he blew it up and checked the tire again before we left 👌🏻 5 star ⭐️ service for sure!
And with “we”, I mean me and Jules 💪🏻 4 hands work faster than 2 and we also dipped our fingers into a new service that you can soon add to your party 🎉 package 😉
Because imagine this…
Your party is starting, the guests are arriving, there are some arancini balls in your oven… 😳
Then the baby wakes up, demanding your attention. You check the baby, make sure all guests have a drink in hand and by the time you remember those fu***ng balls, they’re burned🔥
F**k! 🤬
Now this would have NOT happened if you would have booked your Queen and her helper Jules to hang around 💫💪🏻💫
We would have served those round little f**kers to you and your guests just golden brown, not burnt.
Jules would have sorted the baby (I don’t do babies but I would feed your dog, because don’t we all forget our poor little furry babies during parties 🥴🐶🦴).
We would have made sure all your guests have a cold drink in hand, your grazing table looks pretty all the time and all your hot foods are served.
We will give you a hand with the dirty dishes so you can enjoy YOUR party 🎉 💃🏼
Right now I’m working hard behind the scenes 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
My website is getting a makeover, my logo is getting ramped up and new very professional uniforms are in the making too…
GBQ CATERING is coming for ya all!!!
Watch this space 😍🔥
🇩🇪🥨👑 GBQ 👑🥨🇩🇪
