German Baking Queen

German Baking Queen Traditional German goods made by an inappropriate baker with a big heart. M rated for sure, you’ve been warned but my cakes a bloody delicious! Your GBQ

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Breakfast. Queen 👑 style 👌🏻You like my grazing box but sometimes you wished there would be some sweet s**t in it too? Gu...
28/08/2026

Breakfast. Queen 👑 style 👌🏻

You like my grazing box but sometimes you wished there would be some sweet s**t in it too?

Guess what?
Talk to me bitch!

Because I can make that happen for you 😇

Looking at those pictures I do understand you can’t see everything that is in that box 😜 because it’s covered under grapes 🍇 and 🥨 bites.

But I promise there is cheese, meats, my homemade dips and also jam, butter, Nutella and some mini Amerikaner in there.

Everything you need for an amazing breakfast… almost everything… no coffee, there is no fu***ng coffee in it 🤪
I’m working on it 🤞🏻

Have a great weekend bi***es 🫶🏻

Ohhh FATHER’S DAY boxes are still available. But only a handful 😉 be quick!
Check out post from the other day with info.

See ya…

🇩🇪🥨👑 GBQ 👑🥨🇩🇪

Ok bi***es 🫶🏻 hold on to your socks 🧦 🩵💙FATHERS DAY ORDERS NOW OPEN💙🩵It’s finally happening 😍💪🏻 I finally got my s**t to...
24/08/2026

Ok bi***es 🫶🏻 hold on to your socks 🧦

🩵💙FATHERS DAY ORDERS NOW OPEN💙🩵

It’s finally happening 😍💪🏻

I finally got my s**t together after changing this special order around many times 🤪
But I have made a decision, for Father’s Day 2026 you can now order the so famously popular and so so many times requested

👉🏻 TASTING BOX 💚🩵💙🤍🩶

CAKE 🍰 BY THE SLICE!!!! 🥳🥳🥳

I used to do those boxes when I started the business 6 years ago and they have always been so popular. Some of you still talk about it 🥰

So I do it again!

For Father’s Day but also for GBQ’s 6th anniversary which is Friday the 4th of September 🇩🇪🥨👑

And here are the nitty gritties:

This TASTING BOX will contain 11 items 😍
One slice of 👉🏻

🍰 BLACK FOREST CAKE*

🍰 SACHERTORTE*

🍰 FRANKFURTER KRANZ

🍰 RAHMKUCHEN

🍰 CARROT CAKE*

🍰 KÄSESAHNE (mandarin ricotta cake)

🍩 CINNAMON SCROLL

🥖 small spelt SOURDOUGH BAGUETTE

🍞 small garlic & herb FOCACCIA

🥕 CARROT DIP

🍺 OBAZDA (camembert-beer dip)*

⚠️ Now a very important bit!
Every item marked with this 👉🏻 * 👈🏻 contains a tiny bit of alcohol 😎 Not a lot but a bit and it’s an important bit and this can NOT be changed! ⚠️

‼️ Pick up time ‼️ Sunday 6th of September around lunchtime, BUT I WILL CONFIRM on the day!

💲price $80 per tasting box

You’re fu***ng welcome 🫶🏻

❗️Orders close on Wednesday 2nd❗️Go!!!

🇩🇪🥨👑 GBQ 👑🥨🇩🇪

📩 inbox me on social media to order
📍put German Baking Queen in google maps
📞 don’t call! I don’t wanna talk to people 😂
💻www.germanbakingqueen.net
👚 https://germanbakingqueen.deco-apparel.com/

⚠️📌🥨 GBQ NEWS 🥨📌⚠️

❤️ HEFETEIG BAKING CLASS ❤️

🗓️ Sunday 25th of October
📍Barry Road Community Centre, Thomastown
⏰ 10am to 1pm
🛜 https://www.germanweekmelbourne.com.au/events/hefeteig-baking-class

Spreading my pretzel 🥨 knowledge around the globe 🌏 …Georgia 🇬🇪 to be precise 👌🏻I love to help others. I actually do thi...
20/08/2026

Spreading my pretzel 🥨 knowledge around the globe 🌏

…Georgia 🇬🇪 to be precise 👌🏻

I love to help others. I actually do think I have a fu**ed up helping gene 🧬 going on in my body 🤪 if someone is in a bit of a pickle… I’m there 🦹🏼‍♀️

Anyway the lovely Natia and her kitchen team from Tbilis in Georgia found me via some lovely people from Germany.

They needed help with their German restaurant and I mean, we all know, nothing beats freshly baked pretzels 🥨 that will boost their sales 👌🏻

Unfortunately they are not very Geogian and can’t be bought over there.
They needed to learn. And because I make the fu***ng best pretzels 🥨 in the southern hemisphere, I’m the one teaching them all the salty secrets 💪🏻

So over the last view weeks I have been mentoring Natia and her team, video calls, test baking, another video call, baking simultaneously, more Q&A, tips and tricks and I am very impressed with my students!

They are doing a great job!

We have managed to take a few screenshots during our call yesterday.

I’m so very proud that I got this opportunity. This is what I love the most about my job, how diversified it has become.
I’m a person that gets bored easily, who would have thought 🤪, and all these projects keep me entertained and on my toes.

Live is just great now 😇 I feel like I have managed an amazing come back after last years cancer s**t 😅

Have a great whatever the f**k you’re up to 😍

🇩🇪🥨👑 GBQ 👑🥨🇩🇪

📩 inbox me on social media to order
📍put German Baking Queen in google maps
📞 don’t call! I don’t wanna talk to people 😂
💻www.germanbakingqueen.net
👚 https://germanbakingqueen.deco-apparel.com/

⚠️📌🥨 GBQ NEWS 🥨📌⚠️

❤️ HEFETEIG BAKING CLASS ❤️

🗓️ Sunday 25th of October
📍Barry Road Community Centre, Thomastown
⏰ 10am to 1pm
🛜 https://www.germanweekmelbourne.com.au/events/hefeteig-baking-class

👑 Learn how to make 7 different cakes/pastries out of one base dough and walk out with a box full of goodies.

✨ Today’s baking crew 😍 What a fun team 🫶🏻 I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE running these baking classes. It just brings me s...
16/08/2026

✨ Today’s baking crew 😍 What a fun team 🫶🏻

I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE running these baking classes. It just brings me so much joy sharing those recipes and bossing everyone around 😅😆🤪

More about our baking morning over the next few days…

Happy Sunday 🫶🏻

🇩🇪🥨👑 GBQ 👑🥨🇩🇪

My grazing boxes are better than yours 😇🥨❤️ Because has anyone talked about how amazing the store bought crackers are th...
15/08/2026

My grazing boxes are better than yours 😇🥨❤️

Because has anyone talked about how amazing the store bought crackers are that you put in…?

Nope!

Have you ever had people filling their handbags and pockets with leftover pretzel 🥨 bites from your grazing table…?

Nope!

It pi**es me off when I see boxes full of only store bought s**t.
Nothing homemade at all 🧐

It’s like cheating really.

Of course I don’t make my own salami, I’m not the Butcher Queen and I also don’t grow my own carrots 🥕 either but I bake the pretzels 🥨 fresh and all my dips are homemade and fu***ng delicious!

In the photos you can see the new kid on the block. My carrot 🥕 dip, it’s so new on the menu that I haven’t even had time to get stickers done 🤷🏼‍♀️

This dip is so bloody good and I have to thank all my Turkish friends for it 🙏🏻 because they all make this and showed me how to make it and it so fu***ng good!!!

So, thank you Didem 😘
Thank you Ilkna 😘
And thank you Stef 😘

Happy weekend bi***es 🫶🏻

🇩🇪🥨👑 GBQ 👑🥨🇩🇪

Good evening bi***es 🫶🏻 This week life was back to normal, no big event this week only my famous Hefeteig baking class t...
14/08/2026

Good evening bi***es 🫶🏻

This week life was back to normal, no big event this week only my famous Hefeteig baking class this Sunday.

And yes if your were really sad that you didn’t book this class you can now book yourself into the next class that is happening in October the 25th.

Bookings have to be made via the German Week Melbourne website 🇩🇪

If you bi***es are after carbs for the rest of August then please message me asap.

I am taking off quite a few days at the end of this months.

Next week I’m having my “keep-Roger-out-my-bones” infusion.

It’s the last preventative cancer treatment that I still have to do to reduce the risk of recurrence. It’s a osteoporosis medication that has the great side effect to reduce the risk of getting bone cancer 💪🏻

Anyway when I’ve had my first infusion in February I felt pretty s**t for 1-2 weeks so this time I’m going to take it easy.
My oncologist said I shouldn’t feel as bad the second round and I’m not on chemo tablets anymore either. So fingers crossed 🤞🏻

If I do feel ok I may do something spontaneous like DIY pizza 🍕 kits or another cinnamon scrolls day 😍

So have a great weekend you crazy lot 🫶🏻

🇩🇪🥨👑 GBQ 👑🥨🇩🇪

🖤❤️💛 NEXT BAKING CLASS 💛❤️🖤🗓️ Sunday 25th of October📍 Barry Road Community Centre in Thomastown ⏰ 10am to 1pmBookings vi...
13/08/2026

🖤❤️💛 NEXT BAKING CLASS 💛❤️🖤

🗓️ Sunday 25th of October
📍 Barry Road Community Centre in Thomastown
⏰ 10am to 1pm

Bookings via the “German Week Melbourne” Website:

www.germanweekmelbourne.com.au

Come and join me and some other crazy bi***es for a few hours of delicious fun 🤩

🇩🇪🥨👑 GBQ 👑🥨🇩🇪

📩 inbox me to order
☎️ don’t call! I don’t wanna talk to people 😂 But feel free to ring and listen to my voicemail🫣

📍GBQ on google maps

💻website:
www.germanbakingqueen.net

👚 merchandise:
https://germanbakingqueen.deco-apparel.com/

German Week Melbourne

As promised more pictures from last weekends Swiss Festival🇨🇭 This event was a GBQ family affair 👩🏼‍❤️‍👨🏼👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏽 my husb...
11/08/2026

As promised more pictures from last weekends Swiss Festival🇨🇭

This event was a GBQ family affair 👩🏼‍❤️‍👨🏼👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏽 my husband and older son help selling GBQ goodies and son number two was busy running around cuddling those super cute sheep 🐑 and all the dogs 🐶

My doggy treats were a hit, of course!
I have had two dog owner telling me their dogs are the fussiest ever but they smashed my cookies 🥰
Probably because of the crazy amount of tuna I’ve out in lol 😂

Most cookies I gave away for free 😬
Me seeing a dog walk past, grabbing a cookie out of the jar and running behind them… 🏃‍♀️➡️ 🐕
Yelling “Excuse me! Excuse me! Can I feed your puppy?” 🐶

But I made some humans happy too. Met some fans and old work colleagues from my time before I became royalty 👑

Overall it was a fantastic day and I’m already excited for next year 🥳

🖤❤️💛🖤❤️💛 NEWS 🖤❤️💛🖤❤️💛

19th of October to 1st of November Melbourne will celebrate GERMAN WEEK.

Two weeks jam packed with events, tastings, classes and god knows what else for you to channel your inner German 🇩🇪

And this year I’m going to be part of it 💪🏻

On October 25th I will run another baking class in Thomastown.

Bookings are done via this website 👇🏻

www.germanweekmelbourne.com.au

Go check it out.

Happy Wednesday bi***es 🫶🏻

🇩🇪🥨👑 GBQ 👑🥨🇩🇪

Yesterday was fun 🤩 My stall at the Swiss Festival in Williamstown 🥨🩷What a (long) day 😅 woke up at midnight to bake til...
09/08/2026

Yesterday was fun 🤩

My stall at the Swiss Festival in Williamstown 🥨🩷

What a (long) day 😅 woke up at midnight to bake till 7am, packed the car and left at 7.30am.
Festival started at 10am, finished and pretty much sold out at 5pm 🥳

Packed up and home by about 8pm.

Tired as f**k, but happy 😃
More over the next few days…

Night night f**kers 🫶🏻

🇩🇪🥨👑 GBQ 👑🥨🇩🇪

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