17/09/2026
Ok bi***es, listen up!
Serious post π ahead.
Get a cuppa, this will take a whileβ¦
As you all know, last year was diagnosed with breast cancer π©· Although this was the scariest thing that has ever happened to me, the odds were always in my favor.
From day one I was told by my oncologist that this is treatable and the chance that everything will be ok are quite good.
Itβs now almost one year of being cancer free πͺπ» and so far Iβm feeling great. Iβm not completely out of the woods yet, my first milestone is the 3 year mark. Recurrence of the cancer in that time is most common. Year 4 and 5 are already much lower and after 5 years I will be officially cured and itβs unlikely to come back π€π»
Unfortunately not every type of cancer has odds that are that good. The reason for that?
Money π° to fund research π¬
I have a friend, her name is Cassie π and right now, Cassie is going through something that you wouldnβt wish to anyone. Pancreatic cancer ππ» the absolute ar****le of all ar****le cancers out there π
Diagnosed in April she qualified for the whipple surgery, one of the most complex surgeries in the world.
Unfortunately only a couple of weeks later her cancer was back and it had spread to her liver and she was told that this is now terminal π₯Ί
Cassie is a single mum, her two children are exactly the same age as my boys. This is all so incredibly horrible and unfair.
And because I like doing things that are helpful, this will happen over the next few weeks:
My OG bi***es will remember me selling my BOOBZELS during October for breast cancer awareness. I have done this many times. I even had proper photos taken of me with my boobzels and the photographer was also Cassie π
And thatβs why this year I will raise money for PANKIND π Australia π For Cassie & her family π«Άπ» and for everyone affected by this s**t show!
There needs to be more treatment options for pancreatic cancers. Not just two. Yep, there are only two that might work. Thatβs not a lot. Itβs shocking!
And thatβs how I will do it:
I will sell heart π shaped pretzels π₯¨ for $5 each.
For every heart pretzel I will sell over the next couple of weeks, $1 will go to PanKind to research better and more effective treatment options πͺπ»
Order your heart π pretzels for a bloody good cause NOW!
For those that would like to follow Cassieβs story, here is the link to her TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/.stubbs1?_r=1&_t=ZS-99o4NnWmrwK
If you would like to donate, please follow this link:
https://www.rememberseptember.org.au/fundraisers/strongertogetherteamcassandra
For a little extra help, please SHARE this post!
Letβs sell a s**t load of those salty hearts π₯¨π
Go Cass ππͺπ»π
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