Bertie

Just another disco jockey (っ◕‿◕)っ♥

12/09/2026

Block Party in Amsterdam tonight 🇳🇱

Playing at Sissi’s Amsterdam 11:30-2am before bb BELLA - COME ON DOWN 🤘

28/02/2026

A bit late to post this one… but here’s where you can find me spreading the Big D**e Energy over the next month.

Kicking off the weekend at tonight 🫦

21/02/2026

ROLL CALL ???? ‘BDE’ EP Launch Party is on tonight at from 8pm 🔗

We’re celebrating d***s of all genders and our beautiful q***r community at large, and raising money for 🫦

Prizes for the Big D**e Raffle will include…

- BDE Merch Tee
- ‘Butch Please’ Leather Carabiner
- Upcycle ‘D**e’ Leather Vest by
- Tickets to March 14th
- A very sexy multi-tool
- Free drink at the bar

I’m joined on the decks by and so get down early ###

17/02/2026

BDE EP is out via this Friday and I’m throwing a launch party Saturday night at everybody’s fave q***r and le**ie hang 🔗

We’re raising money for with an optional donation on entry + D**e raffle + BDE merch for sale.

Plus DJ sets from hunnies and 💘

Get down for a good cause! D**es of all genders, q***rs and allies welcome ###

14/02/2026

Freqy Rhythm is back in Naarm for a very sexy V Day special 🫦

So excited to go b2b with the iconic plus sets from all time huns .dj .mama and and performances from & .so.loxy 💘💘💘

There’s still a handful of $15 presale tix left but these are expected to sell out so snap em up quick! As an extra sexy incentive, everyone who grabs a presale ticket will go in the draw to win a Ripple 🫦

Sadly won’t be tattooing today but if you want any of the flash work posted or something else cute, book in at 🫶🫶🫶

07/02/2026

Kicking off the second leg of my Aus tour today at !!!

Going b2b with my bb .mqa before hunnies 🫦

More dates announced next week ###

29/01/2026

When it’s your birthday, but it also marks a whole year of self-inflicted chaos, living out of a suitcase, in-between two countries. A year of making 50+ mistakes, copping 70+ overdraft fees, and posting 100+ times about sublets… lol

I’m super lucky to be able to work for myself as a creative - or at least give it a go. But it ain’t all glamorous. If I have ever given that impression on this silly app, just know it’s not the whole picture. And if I could get a do-over on the year, there’s a few things I’d probably do differently.

But I’m super grateful to everyone who has booked me/supported me/hung out with me so I’m not friend-less in London over the year.

And I’m super excited to get back to London in April [so feel free to book this summer UK/EU promoters :p]

PS: New music dropping soon via

PPS: Happy birthday to my bday twin bestie xx

05/12/2025

Lfgggggg 🫦 Playing at .ldn tonight 11-1am, hmu if you’re around xx

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