The Phallus Picasso

The Phallus Picasso Premium Adult Painting Kits with a Twist |
Ideal for Hens Parties, Birthdays, Girls Night + more
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About
When planning my best friend's hen-do, I searched high and low for a hassle-free, group activity to do from our regional accommodation in Broke, Hunter Valley NSW. The idea to create naughty adult sculptures that could be transported easily and painted from any location sprung to mind and so The Phallus Picasso was born. Over nibbles and drinks, we had a lot of laughs throughout this artisti

c experience so I hope to pass the good times onto future hen and bachelorette parties. Process
The Phallus Picasso is committed to using only re-purposed materials for packing and shipping (recycled boxes, bubble wrap, crepe paper)

Handmade to order in Australia

Inclusions
Each kit includes:
~ 1 x lifelike 3D figurine of your choosing
~ Coloured paint pots
~ 2 x brushes
~ Finishing gloss to help prolong the life of your finished product (if you so wish to keep it)

Purchase via Etsy or direct message on Facebook or Instagram

17/07/2026

POV: the bride-to-be is an Off Campus fangirl 🏑💌 Locker rooms surprises, ‘Wellsy’ Coladas and karaoke at Malones… here’s how to throw the ultimate hockey romance hens. Link in bio 👀

These magnets are too good to stash away in a drawer..straight to the fridge they go! 🍓💎🍑Snippets from a recent paint + ...
16/07/2026

These magnets are too good to stash away in a drawer..straight to the fridge they go! 🍓💎🍑

Snippets from a recent paint + sip event hosted by the wonderful Bar and Best Pizza in Darwin

12/07/2026
04/06/2026

Nothing conventional around here 🌶️📦

Shoutout to the talented .design for bringing these to life

04/05/2026

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14/04/2026

This is what it’s all about 🥹🎨 A vineyard paint & sip to celebrate the gorgeous bride-to-be. Nearest and dearest, sun’s shining, drinks flowing and smiles all around. Honestly, what more could you want 💚🪩

20/02/2026

4 years of TPP 🎂🥹 Forget the speeches, just
enjoy cute n cheeky things at birthday prices.

20% Off STOREWIDE - 3 days only!

*excludes our small batch vases

smallbusiness

09/01/2026

Let’s face it… Valentine’s Day ≠ Hinge dates.
Cheeky, ready-to-paint kits for the ultimate Galentine’s night at home 🍷🎨✨

Another hens down. Many more to go. Hello 2026 🥹💖
07/01/2026

Another hens down. Many more to go. Hello 2026 🥹💖

Address

Manly, NSW

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