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Monday 8:30am - 5:30pm Tuesday 8:30am - 5:30pm Wednesday 8:30am - 5:30pm Thursday 8:30am - 5:30pm Friday 8:30am - 5:30pm Saturday 8:30am - 1am

Botanisör Florist Launceston

Name: Botanisör Florist Launceston
Address: Shop 5/112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston, TAS, 7250, AU
Telephone: +61363349187
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Local florist on the outskirts of the Launceston CBD cocooned in Miledge Lane.
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30/10/2026

Sadly we say to good bye to my apron today. It has shielded me for five years. It has become so fragile the mattress ticking lining will disintegrate if it’s washed again. So, off to the great compost bin in the backyard it goes to continue its life cycle. Say “Hello” to my new apron, Apron II the sequel.
While the Grim Reaper is about to loose his job due to incompetence. We say Vale to Sir Patrick Stewart. One of the finest Shakespearean actors ever to tread the boards and to many the voice of reason across the whole universe. Our thoughts are with his family and Sirina.
Now go get the orange pile of manure! Or do you only take those with a soul?
And for those playing along at home, if you can’t summon the flames directly from the bowels of Hell, store bought ones will be fine.
Speaking of, I thought I was having a hot flash this morning. Till I realised my left b**b had fallen into my coffee. I was shocked. I never get to drink coffee while it’s hot.
We are open today and Saturday as normal but we are closed Monday. We shall be out recreating with the rest of the North of the State. Will see you again Tuesday.
Technology! I downloaded a Halloween movie but I may have got the wrong “Pumpkinhead” movie. Well it’s already downloaded so I may as well watch it. Anyone want to come? Bring popcorn.
Have a great long weekend and remember if someone knocks on your door, knock back. They either go away or, you just made a new friend as weird as you are.

☎️ 6334 9187, 💻 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🍊🛍️💩 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

28/10/2026

Hello, you’ve caught me in a moment of reflective gratitude on the quality and, quite frankly, variety of the flowers grown on this little triangular island.
You see I may walk around like everything is fine but let me tell you, deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
Last night I thought I’d just nip over and check on the neighbour, she is 93. She had all the Halloween decorations up. Cobwebs, insects in the window and a skeleton in the sofa. She always makes such an effort. There was no answer so I’ll pop back next year.
Do you like the idea for my costume this year? I’m calling it “Scourge of the Earth Squared”. Who wants to be Donald McDonald? I will be the Turd Burgler.
If I make you breakfast in bed a simple “Thank you” will suffice. Not all this “Who are you and how did you get in my house?” business.
Has anyone tried making a voodoo doll of themselves and giving it a back rub? Well stay retuned for results.
If someone tells you a great way to lower your electricity bill is to turn appliances off at the power point, don’t! I did and now I have to come up with the money for Nan’s funeral.
Keep up the good work and remember Elon Musk will be remembered as the world’s richest man, who killed the poorest people.

☎️ 6334 9187, 💻 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🎃🍔💩 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

27/10/2026

We interrupt our regular scheduling to bring you breaking news. Gerberas are back in fashion. No, they have always been in fashion. They are back in season. The state has warmed up enough for them to come out of winter hibernation to make us smile. Warming the cockles of our hearts. Or at least the sub cockle region. Is it medically important for your heart to have cockles? I digress. Gerberas are now in store and on line in our electric shop. The web page. www.botanisorflorist.com . Go look. I know you want to.

26/10/2026

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance … these are the five stages of waking up on a Monday morning. And it was so freaking cold after the heat last week. I accidentally keyed someone’s car… with my ni***es!
It’s Halloween this Saturday so Green Bean on Cimitiere has a spooky garden arrangement this week. And I discovered that it is not scarier to glue vampire teeth to a Jack-O-lantern. I should call him.
Was really excited for my costume. I was going to dress up as a OneNation candidate but my body has let me down. I am not as flexible as I thought and am unable to fit my entire head up my bum.
Did you know every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong.
After weeks of rioting for better education in France no one has been killed. Which technically means it is safer to let your child riot on the streets of Paris than go to school in America.
Also Cheeto McTacotits has reaffirmed how hard he is on immigrants. Which is news to Melania.
Mmmm, waffles. Although they are really just pancakes that are ribbed for your pleasure.
Yes folks I’m here all week.
Have a great week and remember if you’re being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not, I say do not play dead.

☎️ 6334 9187, 💻 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🎃👻🪣 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

23/10/2026

You know you’re in trouble when the voices in your head start a chat group. So it must be Friyay.
In my humble opinion anyone who would trust their life to a Tesla flying car absolutely should.
Just in time for the hot weather and because they were so popular last year, we received a fresh supply of icy pole/ cream trays today. Food grade silicone, well duh, that makes them easy to remove. And a fantastic way to use up fruit that the little tyrants wanted but refuse to eat. Or even paint them.
Did you know that most people in France can’t afford housing. Like here. They don’t blame immigrants, transgender people, video games or avocado toast. They blame the government because that’s who is responsible. That’s who is always responsible. And education. And health. Like the state of this States health system. It is the State government’s responsibility to stop passing the buck.
Is it violence when government finds the machinery that dismembers or only when the people beneath its bonds decide they will no longer die quietly?
I thought I had found a typo in an article I was reading but it seems there is a difference between a Russian Dictator and a Russian Dicktaster. One is authentically Russian while the other is an orange buffoon.
I was asked earlier what do I look for in a partner. Well, someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time and meet the height required to ride this emotional roller coaster.
Have a great weekend and remember I would rather see the world set ablaze in protest than watch it die under the boot of fascists,paedos or puppets.

☎️ 6334 9187, 💻 www.botanisorflorist.com or ❄️💈📤 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

21/10/2026

We support local trade. We are always open for local trade. Just thought you needled to know.
When I’m behind someone at the ATM I like to lean forward and gently kiss their neck. It lets them know I’m not a threat.
Would we as a society rather the people wanting to survive burn the world in protest as their last resort or let the governments of the world destroy the planet by opening up more gas, oil and coal projects? And before you say it, asbestos, arsenic and lead were all safe till they weren’t.
Although French authorities have insisted theirs is not a riot. It can only be called a riot if it is from France’s Riôt region. As the kerfuffle is in Paris it is a Sparking Social Disconnect.
George Orwell said it best, the poor defend the rules that keep them poor because they mistake obedience for belonging.
On the silver lining side of life, congratulations to Iran on celebrating 35 years of being three weeks away from a nuclear weapon. You get a ribbon for participation and an A+ for effort and consistency. Makes you think that was never their goal.
Why is it civilisation when the coloniser takes the land but violence when the colonised refuse to surrender?
As my Granny used to say, never let the bastards keep you down. She had it cross stitched on a sampler in the good room.
Keep up the good work and remember it is better s**t in the sink than to sink in the s**t.

☎️ 6334 9187, 💻 www.botanisorfloristcom or 🌹☀️🖤 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

19/10/2026

Good afternoon everyone 😊

It's 10 weeks away until Christmas and we are already getting organised to ensure we can gather enough support yet again to help provide much needed food support to hundreds of families who would otherwise go without here in the North and Northwest of Tasmania.

We are really excited to have had Phil Davey Sheetmetal help with making up the baskets and Think Big Printing for the signage. Both given us discounted rates so thanks a million guys 👌 we are most grateful 🙏

A big thank you to David from Baxter's IGA for placing one of our new large baskets in store at Baxter's IGA in Prospect just inside the main doors👌

We will be having more baskets placed in other IGA stores in the coming week. We will post updates of each store that will have a basket placed 😀

If you are fortunate enough to be able to afford to please purchase an extra item or two and place into one of the baskets we would be most grateful for your help and support 💜 thankyou!

Enjoy the rest of your day with love from the Strike It Out Inc team 💜

www.strikeitout.com

19/10/2026

Can we get a little appreciation for the roses? These butter yellow ones are, in a word, magnific.
I have been brushing up on my French as I’m watching this real life action version of Les Miserables on the interweb. It seems they are also simultaneously doing versions in Italian, Portuguese, Albanian, Greek, Hindi and Spanish. This could become a world wide concept. Like, viral rioting for Liberté, égalité, fraterité.
This weekend I watched this fantastic movie about a young girl who is transported to a surreal landscape where she kills the first person she meets. Rob’s them and teams up with three strangers to kill again. I love the Wizard of Oz.
Did you know conservative men are deeply submissive to male authority figures. I’ve known enough male hookers, they have the best stories and the most depraved were judges and politicians.
And stop asking me why I don’t have any wrinkles. It’s because I am too young. And I never go to bed angry. I sit up all night and plot my revenge. And I don’t bother with burning bridges. It’s much more fun to loosen the bolts one at a time.
On a local note the weather is glorious and the shop is busy, busy, busy. Love must be in the air. So, come see me and I’ll help you get lucky. With your charm and good looks topped with my flowers, who wouldn’t fall for you.
Have a great week and remember if you’re having second thoughts you’re two ahead of most people.

☎️ 6334 9187, 💻 www.botanisorflorist.com. Or 🇫🇷 🇬🇷 🇦🇱🇪🇸🇮🇳🇵🇹🇮🇹…? 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

16/10/2026

Couldn’t sleep last night, the carbon monoxide alarm kept beeping. I took the batteries out and slept like a log.
I know you all like native flowers, so, we are stacked. Sorry , stocked. Strawflower, leucadendron, banksia, pinwheels in yellow or red, billy buttons and three types of protea to choose from. Not to mention enough spinning and blue gum to start a koala sanctuary. Or tulips, we have stunning tulips. Perfect time as we turn the heating off.
People ask me why I’m still single, even though I’m attractive, intelligent and creative. I tell them the same thing. I’m overqualified.
Things we have learnt recently. Data centres are really Bot farms. Bot farms sway elections. Billionaires want to build data centres. Can anyone help me with the maths on this one?
Ah, Pooline, you lean to the right, go hard for immigrants and don’t stand up for women. Anyone would think you were a keyboard warrior/conspiracy theorists p***s.
The same guys that don’t know the difference between there, their or they’re but will school you on the difference between capitalism, socialism and communism with the same blind confidence and level of expertise.
Were Adam and Eve the first people to ignore Apple terms & conditions?
Look I have decided I will never get down to my original weight and I am at peace with that. After all 5lbs 3 oz is just not realistic.
We have stunning roses too. Short, tall and spray.
Have a great weekend and remember you can’t buy happiness… but you can buy flowers.

☎️ 6334 9187, 💻www.botanisorflorist.com or 🌹🌺🌷 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

14/10/2026

We need to normalise buying original s**t from local weirdos instead of boring s**t from faceless corporations and billionaires. How are you doing?
So if Russia is funding Iran. And America is buying Russian diesel. Is Kankles McTacotits funding Iran’s war against America? Or have I just realised it’s not about nuclear weapons but about oil companies making as much money as possible? Imagine how much they would suffer if we all took free public transport.
I don have on night stands. I hold auditions… and you didn’t get callback!
You know that child that can’t sit still? Runs around? Has to climb everything? There’s nothing wrong with them, they were made for the field, not the desk. Let them run. Give them something to carry. Something to fix. Let them go till they are exhausted and drop. They are the ones who will grow up to be fire people or build houses. Or save lives. The people we will call on when things break. Don’t cage them.
Great news, tulips will be back in tomorrow. How soon will be whether dependent. Whether the courier moves fast or usual pace.
Keep up the good work and remember that it is a privilege to be embraced by your early work because you had the courage to start.

☎️ 6334 9187, 💻 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🇺🇸➡️🇷🇺➡️🇮🇷🇺🇸➡️ 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

Address

Shop 5/112 Cimitiere Street
Launceston, TAS
7250

Opening Hours

Monday	8:30am - 5:30pm
Tuesday	8:30am - 5:30pm
Wednesday	8:30am - 5:30pm
Thursday	8:30am - 5:30pm
Friday	8:30am - 5:30pm
Saturday	8:30am - 1am

Telephone

+61363349187

Website

https://linktr.ee/botanisorfloristlaunceston

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