The Wild Hitcher

The Wild Hitcher Q***r celebrant. Real weddings. Zero clichés.

Why pay thousands for a hitching when all you want is the “we’re married” bit?I do legals-only weddings for just $349 — ...
19/08/2025

Why pay thousands for a hitching when all you want is the “we’re married” bit?
I do legals-only weddings for just $349 — no cringe, no stress, just the important part (and a little bit of fun, obviously).

Registry style, but way less boring.

Your love, the way that works for you 🖤

Weddings are changing — and we’re here for it.Our sold-out Flash Elopement Day at Smoked Garage Brisbane is proof that y...
30/07/2025

Weddings are changing — and we’re here for it.
Our sold-out Flash Elopement Day at Smoked Garage Brisbane is proof that you don’t have to spend a fortune to have a wedding that looks and feels incredible.

Eight couples. One stunning venue. Fully styled, photographed, and celebrated — all in a single day.

Wanna see what's what? (and why it sold out so fast)?
👉 https://www.thewildhitcher.com.au/blog/a-new-way-to-wed

(P.S. We’re already planning the next Rogue elopement day… you’ll want to be on the waitlist for this one!)

➕ SHAN + STEE ➕if there’s one thing I’ve learnt since marrying all the people,It’s that nothing makes two people think h...
04/02/2023

➕ SHAN + STEE ➕if there’s one thing I’ve learnt since marrying all the people,
It’s that nothing makes two people think hard about the legitimacy of their love like distance - or the impending realisation that there will soon be thousands of kilometres of distance between them.

Shannon + Stee met while Shan was on a working holiday in London, rightttttt at the end of her stay.

This thing was so legit though, that they knew being departed by oceans was not possible.

So Stee packed up and followed her home to Melbourne.

Fast forward to a few weeks ago when I hitched them in a sweet ceremony at on a spicy Saturday afternoon.

These two are now headed back to London to settle down, and get a pooch.

If the love is on, it’s on - and sometimes you gotta trust the process and go all in ✨

➕LIL 2023 HOT TIP ➕ wear the fingerless gloves📸 of my trendsetting bride from last year 🤍
10/01/2023

➕LIL 2023 HOT TIP ➕ wear the fingerless gloves

📸 of my trendsetting bride from last year 🤍

➕ MC THANGS ➕hi yes hello, just dropping in to say hire a professional MC.Your funny friend would much prefer the night ...
10/12/2022

➕ MC THANGS ➕hi yes hello, just dropping in to say hire a professional MC.

Your funny friend would much prefer the night off to celebrate you, and I get to have this much fun.

Oh, also - we run a tight ship. So you don’t need to do anything but dance 🙌🏼

📸 from the always fabulous

➕ NICK + JACK ➕ sorry, but if you don’t send my your hitching location via a pin drop, and it doesn’t have a view like t...
13/11/2022

➕ NICK + JACK ➕ sorry, but if you don’t send my your hitching location via a pin drop, and it doesn’t have a view like this - I’m not sure I can make it ✨

These two met on a bus, one that Jack had never taken before, and wouldn’t again. How very close they came to never laying eyes on each other at all.

Wild they way life works out sometimes, huh? 🤍

➕ PRIVATE VOWS ➕pictured; Chelle hiding in the background while you share your vows pre ceremony, in private, with just ...
30/09/2022

➕ PRIVATE VOWS ➕pictured; Chelle hiding in the background while you share your vows pre ceremony, in private, with just each other and for company.

It’s my new favourite thing.

Ruby and Jeremy got hitched on their 10 year anniversary, in front of 20 of their faves and we celebrated with Galliano.

What a week this has been ❤️‍🔥

➕ 2024 ➕ okay, ya’ll are wild.I surrender, the 2024 books are open.If you’re one of the couples who’ve already reached o...
28/09/2022

➕ 2024 ➕ okay, ya’ll are wild.

I surrender, the 2024 books are open.

If you’re one of the couples who’ve already reached out before she was ready - I’ll be in touch!

If you’re planning your 2024 nups and want this fool to hitch you - let’s chat.

Remaining 2023 availability is limited, I’ll pop it in stories soon.

(Excuse me + .dunkerley + , I know it’s only been a month, but surely it’s time for a catch up)

📸:

➕ PSA ➕ ya girl is headed into the biggest few weeks she’s ever had as a hitcher. If she’s a little slow to get back to ...
18/09/2022

➕ PSA ➕ ya girl is headed into the biggest few weeks she’s ever had as a hitcher.

If she’s a little slow to get back to you, that is why.

Grateful to call this a job, and for those of you wild enough to bring me along for the ride 🤍

📸 by my bloody favourite

➕ IYKYK ➕ What’s the hardest part of this job? Marrying legends and sending them on their way and not having monthly/wee...
29/08/2022

➕ IYKYK ➕ What’s the hardest part of this job?

Marrying legends and sending them on their way and not having monthly/weekly chats and emails anymore.

This day had the first look of my dreams, including private vows that had and I losing our minds.

George + Bree - total babes + all class, missing them already! 🖤

First time working with 📸 wizard Rach from . How good is meeting Insta pals IRL?!

➕ NAE + COURTNEY ➕ if you’ve ever slid into someone’s DMs and had it result in marriage RAISE YOUR HAND.These two are no...
18/08/2022

➕ NAE + COURTNEY ➕ if you’ve ever slid into someone’s DMs and had it result in marriage RAISE YOUR HAND.

These two are not only my dearest pals, but also still trying to work out who first messaged who - they now have forever to work it out.

Worked with the delights that are Meghan + Howard from and they are the BIGGEST DREAMBOATS ever to of lived 🖤

➕ WHAT IF ➕ you took yourselves for waterfalls portraits BEFORE the ceremony, got hitched at dusk and headed straight in...
02/07/2022

➕ WHAT IF ➕ you took yourselves for waterfalls portraits BEFORE the ceremony, got hitched at dusk and headed straight into party time with your favourite people?

It’s what Daline + Luke did, genius idea IMO ❤️‍🔥

📸: (wizards and legends)

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