20/11/2014
FAQ #2
Q: Volly apps seem closed, and i'm broke - can i volunteer please? (hope you said please, cos you're nice n stuff)
A: We're pretty solid - but direct all enquiries via our event boss, lulubelle pixie. i'm just the ranty one, and have finally learned to delegate.
IF you're personally known to me as super hardworking event crew and a definite non-flaking rad person, we'll probably help you out cos you're used to being paid bu**er all and still smashing it. First time vollies, probably left it too late, and we won't be able to be sure you won't flake on us, you sneaky cheapskate you.
#3
Q: Bru! Ol'mate! Bro, um, i'm super poor, but i really wanna come... any chance of a free ticket?
A: :( This is the most unfair question ever and made me wig out bad last night... you know i love you, and maybe you're a good friend, but if you care about me, you know you had a whole year to save up. And i know you went to a party last weekend, and i know you have a ticket for 4 of my mate's parties... and i know you know i sat here pi***ng my pants for 6 months hoping you'd take up my offer of super cheap tickets for this - and i offered layby, trade, anything just to make sure i could lock in a heap of mates that are also meant to be your mates - i dunno what else i can say here, except i'm super sorry and i still love you.
#4
Q: I'm a hanger on who knows people at the ranch, i come to all the parties there, and i've never paid - i don't need a ticket, right? I'm family.
A: I've promised my community camping fees for years, and barely paid them any. They got upset about it, but i've pointed out that my losses wouldn't have happened if there weren't 100 people running around year after year without a wristband. See how you go this time, thanks for being fair to me all those years. If you're co-incidentally "just visting ol'mate" on this weekend, cool. see how that works out for you, and thanks for all the support from the bottom of my heart, and for being family. Love you heaps