Shoalhaven Skirmish

Shoalhaven Skirmish Shoalhaven Skirmish is a Paintball facility located on the South Coast of NSW
at Falls Creek, offering a fun and exciting experience.

Paintball Permit No: PBVEN4953038

02/06/2026

😂 Everyone has a plan until the first paintball hits them.

Come test your "elite tactical skills" at Shoalhaven Skirmish and discover who's a battlefield legend... and who's hiding behind a bunker all day. 🎯🔫

Tag your squad below! 👇

13/05/2026

Shoalhaven Skirmish is an outdoor recreation centre located on the South Coast of New South Wales. We provide a fun and safe day of fun filled activities for all ages.Situated on farmland 2 hours south of Sydney, we provide activities for kids and big kids alike. With a range of things to do here, y...

13/05/2026

Went paintballing today and learned a few important life lessons:

1. I am not built for military operations.
2. Crawling through mud at full speed is harder than it looks in movies.
3. The phrase “friendly fire” suddenly becomes very personal.
4. I can, in fact, scream in pitches previously unknown to science.

Shoutout to the mate who said “cover me” and disappeared immediately. Absolute leadership material.

Bookings essential via website

https://shoalhavenskirmish.com.au/

29/04/2026

Just survived Shoalhaven Skirmish and I have a few takeaways:

I am NOT as stealthy as I thought. Apparently running through the bush yelling “I’m flanking!” gives it away.
Getting hit with a paintball builds character… and also bruises in places I didn’t know existed.
Trust issues are real. If you say “I’m out!” I’m still shooting… just in case.

10/10 would absolutely get lit up again. Who’s keen for round two? 🎯😆

Bookings via https://shoalhavenskirmish.com.au/

22/04/2026

Nothing says team bonding like dodging paintballs and plotting friendly revenge. 🎯💥 Great laughs, great competition, and only a few bruised egos.

If you want a different vibe, here are a few alternatives:

Had a blast at paintball today—literally.
Squad goals: survive, strategize, and splatter.
Teamwork, trash talk, and paint everywhere.
Came for the fun, left covered in victory.
Battle mode: activated.

Book now !!
https://shoalhavenskirmish.com.au/

31/03/2026

Just out here living my best life… until I got lit up like a Christmas tree 🎯😂

Went in thinking I was Rambo, came out looking like a Jackson Po***ck painting 💀

10/10 would betray my friends again for survival 🤝😆

Booking via Shoalhaven Skirmish website.
https://shoalhavenskirmish.com.au

30/11/2025

🎄🔫 CHRISTMAS PAINTBALL CHAOS AT SHOALHAVEN SKIRMISH 🔫🎄
If Mariah Carey had a paintball gun, THIS is what she'd sing about. 😭💥

Is your workplace full of people who say they're a team but panic when someone asks who ate the last Tim Tam? PERFECT. Bring them here. We’ll sort it out. With PAINT. 😈

🌭 FREE SAUSAGES — because nothing says “festive bonding” like blasting your boss then sharing a snag.
🎅 Santa might be on the field. Or it might just be Gary from accounts. Shoot first, apologise later.
🎁 Bring your friends, your enemies, your cousin who still thinks he’s “undefeated” because he once won laser tag in 2012.

Shoalhaven Skirmish:
Where Christmas spirit goes to get tackled, painted, and fed sausages.

Book now before someone else steals your date like they steal your lunch from the office fridge.





Bookings are made via the website

https://shoalhavenskirmish.com.au/

24/11/2025

🎄🔫 CHRISTMAS CHAOS ALERT AT SHOALHAVEN SKIRMISH! 🔫🎄
Where the only thing getting roasted… is the sausages, not your teammates. (We hope.) 😅

Planning your Christmas party?
Why not swap the awkward Secret Santa for the much more meaningful tradition of…
painting your boss neon yellow from 6 metres away. 🌈💥

We’ve got:
🔥 Paintball battles
🌭 Sausages sizzling like you after a full-speed sprint
🎅 Festive mayhem
😎 And bragging rights that last ALL YEAR

Bring your workmates, bring your family, bring that one friend who takes paintball way too seriously—we can handle them. 😉

Book your Christmas skirmish now and let’s make your holiday party the most unforgettable (and hilarious) one yet.
After all… nothing says team bonding like hiding behind a tree together while someone yells “THEY’RE FLANKING LEFT!!” 🌲😂

19/11/2025

🎄🔫 Christmas parties are heating up at Shoalhaven Skirmish! 🔫🎄
Nothing says “team bonding” like pelting your coworkers with paint at high speed… and nothing says “victory feast” like smashing a few sausages afterwards. 🌭😂

If your Christmas party doesn’t end with:
1️⃣ Someone dramatically diving behind a tree,
2️⃣ Someone yelling “I’M HIT BUT I’M STILL BEAUTIFUL!”, and
3️⃣ Everyone arguing over who burnt the sausages…

…did you even go to Shoalhaven Skirmish? 😎

Grab your crew, grab your ugly Christmas shirts, grab the snags —
and let’s make your festive season colourful. Literally. 💥🎅

18/11/2025

🎄🔫 Christmas Parties… but make it PAINTBALL! 🔫🎄
Looking for a festive day out that’s a little less tinsel and a lot more adrenaline?

Book your Christmas paintball party with us!
We’ll supply the sausages 🌭… you supply the cook! 👨‍🍳🔥

Perfect for work dos, mate gatherings, team celebrations, or anyone who wants to swap carols for combat!

🎅 Festive fun
🟢 Action-packed games
🔥 BBQ vibes
🎁 Memories that beat another boring Christmas buffet

Message us to secure your spot — December dates fill fast!

All bookings can be made via Shoalhaven Skirmish Website

Address

Falls Road
Falls Creek, NSW
2540

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm
Saturday 9am - 5pm
Sunday 9am - 5pm

Telephone

+61244478064

Website

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