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SIR is an unapologetically inclusive party and a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allies and friends to love themselves and dance the night away to the sounds of many flavours of techno in dark, loud, debaucherous basements.

30/09/2026

Making her SIR debut, Christy aka Concussion is a passionate Auckland-based DJ who blurs the lines between techno, trance and pop. She focuses on hot BPMs, grooves and high-energy tracks, so no two sets are the same. Her sets radiate the energy that has become her signature since she started DJing.

Her recent highlights include appearances at Until Sunrise & Dreamland Festivals. She has shared the stage with Aidan Rudd and Berlin heavyweight MCML###V (Herrensauna). She is tearing up the local techno scene and is a well-known resident of The Garage and Hypnosis Productions.

‼️ Due to the demand we’re adding DJ’s to Public Bar Ryan Borne and Miami W**e Cooler and we’ve dropped a few more tickets online. Make sure to snap them up before they’re gone again!
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We’ve got Ben back from Paris, one of Tāmaki’s hottest rising DJs making her SIR debut, and your resident ruffians behind the decks.

LINEUP:
🔴BEN MANSON (Paris, FRA)
🔴Concussion
🔴MBVR
🔴Late To The Party
⚫️Ryan Borne
⚫️Miami W**e Cooler

Read more about your lineup on the ticket page.

18/09/2026

HAPPY FRIDAY, RUFFIANS! 💖

We’re SO excited to be reunited with you all on the dancefloor very, very soon. 🪩

COMING UP AT SIR:

💦 GOOEY: AFL
📍 UBQ, MEL
🗓 Saturday 26 September
⏰ From 7AM

🖤 RATED: R
📍 Double Whammy, AKL
🗓️ Friday 02 October
⏰ From 10pm
🪫 Already 90%+ SOLD and selling FAST!

Cheaper online tickets + group discounts available! Link in bio!

If you’re joining us, don’t sleep on it. 👀

GRAB YOUR TICKETS WHILE YOU CAN. 🎟️

05/09/2026

WE’RE SO EXCITED TO HAVE OUR FRIEND BEN MANSON BACK BEHIND THE DECKS FOR SIR. 🖤

We’re gearing up for another JAM-PACKED night, and the tickets are moving FAST.

⚡️ Nearly 75% SOLD
🎟️ Less than ⅓ of SECOND RELEASE remaining
⏱️4 weeks to go

If you’re planning on joining us, don’t leave it too late.

SECURE YOUR TICKETS EARLY WHILE YOU CAN. 👀

About Ben Manson:

For more than 25 years, Ben Manson has been a driving force in q***r electronic music. Born and raised in Paris, the DJ, producer and promoter is known for his deep, hypnotic and powerful techno, blending raw drums, post-industrial textures, groovy basslines and haunting melodies.

Founder of LESS DRAMA MORE TECHNO, TECHNOSTERONE, SWEAT and LDMT Records, Ben has helped shape Paris’ q***r clubbing landscape while championing local and international artists.

His sound has taken him across Europe and beyond, performing at renowned clubs including Fuse, KitKatClub, OST, Blitz and more, alongside artists such as Len Faki, Marcel Dettmann, Ellen Allien, Rødhåd and DJ Rush.

25+ years deep, Ben Manson continues to push uncompromising techno and create intense, immersive dancefloor experiences.

07/06/2026

WOW. 💦✨

This video was taken just before 12PM at GOOEY, and honestly… we’re still smiling.

What a way to debut our very first GOOEY afterparty. Thank you to every single person who showed up, supported us, danced with us, and brought such beautiful energy to the space. Watching the room fill with q***r joy, connection, and community all morning long was something really special.

Safe to say this is the first of many GOOEYs to come. 💖

A huge thank you to our incredible DJs for keeping us moving from sunrise into the afternoon:

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⚡ Special thanks to our lighting wizard .ellis.design for transforming UBQ into the dreamy, laser-filled playground we imagined.

💘 And to our wonderful HEART-ONS crew, thank you for looking after everyone and helping create such a welcoming environment:

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🖤 And of course, thank you to the lovely team at ***r for having us.

Take it easy, drink some water, find a snack, and grab some rest wherever you can this jam-packed long weekend.

We love you all.

xx
SIR

04/06/2026

💦 1 MORE SLEEP 💦 (More like final sleep of the weekend)

A FEW THINGS TO KNOW:

⚡ YES, THE BAR WILL BE OPEN
🍸 THE BOOZE WILL BE FLOWING

⚡️ VENUE CAPACITY IS LIMITED AND WE’RE EXPECTING A BIG TURNOUT.

DON’T RISK BEING THE ONE STUCK OUTSIDE ASKING FOR SPARE TICKETS IN THE DMS 👀

🎟 PRE-PURCHASE YOUR TICKET NOW TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT ON THE DAY.

⚡ KILLER LOGHT DESIGN BY .ellis.design

⚡ THERE WILL BE A DARK ROOM 🫦

⚡ EXPECT SWEATY BEATS, HOT QU**RS, AND A WHOLE LOT OF STICKY ENERGY

⚡ GOING TO ANOTHER EVENT BEFORE HAND? DM US FOR A DISCOUNT!

•• LINE UP ••

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IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW.

CATCH YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE, GOOEY BABES. 💋

WHERE. ARE. THE. KICK-ONS?

📍 UBQ
🗓 SATURDAY 6 JUNE
⏰ FROM 7AM

04/06/2026

This King’s Birthday weekend, things are about to get extra sweaty and a whole lot stickier.

SIR is bringing you a cheeky kick-ons moment at the iconic UBQ, following in the footsteps of some of your favourite events like Barba.

🫦 And yes… there will be a dark room.

If you know, you know.
And if you don’t… consider this your sign.

📍 UBQ
🗓 Saturday 6 June
⏰ From 7AM

See you in the morning, babes. 💋

Got plans at or another party over King’s Birthday Friday? 👀
We’ve got a lil’ something extra for you…

💦 DM US FOR A DISCOUNT

We’re here to answer the age-old question.. WHERE. ARE. THE. KICK-ONS? 💦✨

01/06/2026

HEY GIRLIES! 💋 We’ve heard a little rumour floating around that GOOEY is an alcohol-free event…

We’re just popping in to clear the air: THE BAR WILL BE OPEN AND THE BOOZE WILL BE FLOWING. 🍸✨

Now that we’ve got that sorted…

A reminder: We’re also being blessed by our lighting wizard , who is flying all the way from Aotearoa to transform UBQ into the sticky little dreamscape it deserves to be. 💦⚡

Here are just a few iconic moments from past SIR events to give you a taste of what’s coming.

This King’s Birthday weekend, things are about to get extra sweaty and a whole lot stickier.

SIR is bringing you a cheeky kick-ons moment at the iconic UBQ, following in the footsteps of some of your favourite events like Barba.

🫦 And yes… there will be a dark room.

If you know, you know.
And if you don’t… consider this your sign.

📍 UBQ
🗓 Saturday 6 June
⏰ From 7AM

See you in the morning, babes. 💋

30/05/2026

🔥 WEEKEND QUICKIE SALE 🔥

From NOW → MONDAY we’re unlocking our FOURSOME ticket tier:
🎟 4 TICKETS FOR $80
No promo code needed.. just round up your gooey girlies and lock it in.

DON’T WALK. RUN! 🏃

**Event is an after party starting at 7am - Saturday - 6th June

We’re here to answer the age-old question.. WHERE. ARE. THE. KICK-ONS? 💦✨
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UBQ
97B Smith Street
Fitzroy, Melbourne

HEYYYY NAARM! We’ve got a treat for you this weekend! 🔥 WEEKEND QUICKIE SALE 🔥From NOW → MONDAY we’re unlocking our FOUR...
29/05/2026

HEYYYY NAARM! We’ve got a treat for you this weekend!

🔥 WEEKEND QUICKIE SALE 🔥

From NOW → MONDAY we’re unlocking our FOURSOME ticket tier:
🎟 4 TICKETS FOR $80
No promo code needed.. just round up your gooey girlies and lock it in.

DON’T WALK. RUN! 🏃

27/05/2026

G’DAY NAARM! We’ve got a sticky little treat for you… 💦✨

We’re bringing one of our secret weapons all the way from Aotearoa (NZ).. our lighting designer, atmosphere architect, and certified vibe bringer: .ellis.design 🖤⚡

Here are just a few glimpses of the magic she’s cooked up at SIR… expect hypnotic lights, dreamy chaos, and enough visual stimulation to send you soaring straight through the morning.

AND because we’re feeling generous…
🔥 WEEKEND QUICKIE SALE 🔥

From SATURDAY → MONDAY we’re unlocking our FOURSOME ticket tier:
🎟 4 TICKETS FOR $80
No promo code needed.. just round up your gooey girlies and lock it in.

Keep your eyes peeled, babes… more details incoming 👀

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Saturday 06 June || 7am-12pm

UBQ
97B Smith Street
Fitzroy, Melbourne

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64 Smith St
Collingwood, VIC
3066

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